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-In A StripClub somewhere in Kohona,The Akatski were enjoying a day off from causing trouble-
Itachi: I can't believe we're here. I was thinking we were going to just a normal bar.
Hidan: Haha I lied -(does the I Lied face)
Kisame: I kinda like this better than a normal bar.
Nagato: Right! -Has 2 strippers sitting by him- -Looks and smiles at the strippers-
Kakuzu: Too bad Konan didnt want to come with us.
Obito: I wonder what she's doing?
White Zetsu: Who knows?
Black Zetsu: Probably some girly things.
-Meanwhile at the Akatsuki Hideout-
Konan
utting everyone's stuff in each others rooms- XD wait till they back. -laughs- -Finds Itachi's play boy under his bed- Lookey here. Itachi you naughy,naughty boy.
-Back at the Strip Club-
Jiraiya,Kakashi,MightGuy,Ebisu,and Orochimaru walk in-
-The akatsuki look at him and go back to what they're doing-
Kakashi: I wonder what they're doing here?
Jiraiya: Who knows,Lets not worry about them. We came here to have a good time.
-Deidara walks pass them-
Deidara: -Smiles- -Heads to the akatsuki Table-
Obito: Guys! we're here to have a good time.
-Meanwhile at the other table-
Jiraiya: -Drinking Sake- -Has 2 strippers by him-Ladies I said I was almost hokage.
Kakashi: -.- Almost hokage my ass.
-Back at the Akatsuki table-
Kakuzu: They stole our whores.
Kisame: Lets kick thier ass!
Nagato: No! It'll be too easy. I have a better idea.
Itachi: I amatersu thhem to death?
Nagato: No -Does the no face-
Itachi: Ah -pouts- Then what?
Hidan: -Drops a stack of cash on the table-
-The strippers sense the money and head back to the akatsuki table-
Orochimaru&Ebisu: Dammit! Just when I was about to get some action.
Kakashi: Ladies! If you come back I'll show you my face.
-Everyone looks at Kakashi and stares at him-
Kakashi: O.O Uh! just the ladies.
Obito: Screw this! Lets just kick thier ass.
-Jiraiya jumps up on the table-
Jiraya: Bring it.
Itachi: It's not worth it -eye flashes- -Ebisu gets hit with Amatersu-
Kisame: Oh shit lets get out of here.
-The Akatsuki vanish-
Ebisu: Ahh- The flames vanish- Ahh
Might Guy: Damn you Itachi.
Kakashi: Even on a off day they still cause trouble -laughs-
Jiraiya: Yeah! anyways lets enjoy our free time.
-The strippers come back and start dancing on thier table-
Orochimaru: -Licks his lips- Oh yea lemme see how flexible you are.
Ebisu: -Jumps up to watch- I'm better now.
-Back at the Akatsuki Hideout-
Konan:-Reading Itachi's PlayBoy in her room-
-Everyone goes into thier rooms and screams-
Konan:-Laughs-
Itachi: Oh my god! Obito whats your dirty underwear doing in here?
Obito: What? I have a bigger problem Kisame's shark wax is on my floor.
Kisame: What you mean? Obito your dirty porno tapes are in my room.
Obito: I dont watch porn.
Kisame: Oh wait. Nevermind it says property of Itachi.
Itachi: Heh. I watch porn so what. Speaking of porn, Where's my playboy magazine?
Konan: Ah -Moans- UH -Moans louder-
Black Zetsu: I think we all know where your magazine is.
Itachi:-Speaks up to Konan's room,and slowly opens the door,and peeks inside-
Konan: -Reading the playboy and pretending to moan-
Itachi: Oh God! I'm getting a boner.
Konan: Huh -Looks-
Itachi: -Runs-
Konan: Oh well -smiles- -Turns the next page and it has a drawing of Itachi kissing Konan- Ah how cute. I'm gonna show everyone.
-Konan shows everyone the picture-
Itachi: Ah -Embrassed-
-Everyone points and laughs at Itachi-
-End of Chapter 7-
Itachi: I can't believe we're here. I was thinking we were going to just a normal bar.
Hidan: Haha I lied -(does the I Lied face)
Kisame: I kinda like this better than a normal bar.
Nagato: Right! -Has 2 strippers sitting by him- -Looks and smiles at the strippers-
Kakuzu: Too bad Konan didnt want to come with us.
Obito: I wonder what she's doing?
White Zetsu: Who knows?
Black Zetsu: Probably some girly things.
-Meanwhile at the Akatsuki Hideout-
Konan
utting everyone's stuff in each others rooms- XD wait till they back. -laughs- -Finds Itachi's play boy under his bed- Lookey here. Itachi you naughy,naughty boy.-Back at the Strip Club-
Jiraiya,Kakashi,MightGuy,Ebisu,and Orochimaru walk in-
-The akatsuki look at him and go back to what they're doing-
Kakashi: I wonder what they're doing here?
Jiraiya: Who knows,Lets not worry about them. We came here to have a good time.
-Deidara walks pass them-
Deidara: -Smiles- -Heads to the akatsuki Table-
Obito: Guys! we're here to have a good time.
-Meanwhile at the other table-
Jiraiya: -Drinking Sake- -Has 2 strippers by him-Ladies I said I was almost hokage.
Kakashi: -.- Almost hokage my ass.
-Back at the Akatsuki table-
Kakuzu: They stole our whores.
Kisame: Lets kick thier ass!
Nagato: No! It'll be too easy. I have a better idea.
Itachi: I amatersu thhem to death?
Nagato: No -Does the no face-
Itachi: Ah -pouts- Then what?
Hidan: -Drops a stack of cash on the table-
-The strippers sense the money and head back to the akatsuki table-
Orochimaru&Ebisu: Dammit! Just when I was about to get some action.
Kakashi: Ladies! If you come back I'll show you my face.
-Everyone looks at Kakashi and stares at him-
Kakashi: O.O Uh! just the ladies.
Obito: Screw this! Lets just kick thier ass.
-Jiraiya jumps up on the table-
Jiraya: Bring it.
Itachi: It's not worth it -eye flashes- -Ebisu gets hit with Amatersu-
Kisame: Oh shit lets get out of here.
-The Akatsuki vanish-
Ebisu: Ahh- The flames vanish- Ahh
Might Guy: Damn you Itachi.
Kakashi: Even on a off day they still cause trouble -laughs-
Jiraiya: Yeah! anyways lets enjoy our free time.
-The strippers come back and start dancing on thier table-
Orochimaru: -Licks his lips- Oh yea lemme see how flexible you are.
Ebisu: -Jumps up to watch- I'm better now.
-Back at the Akatsuki Hideout-
Konan:-Reading Itachi's PlayBoy in her room-
-Everyone goes into thier rooms and screams-
Konan:-Laughs-
Itachi: Oh my god! Obito whats your dirty underwear doing in here?
Obito: What? I have a bigger problem Kisame's shark wax is on my floor.
Kisame: What you mean? Obito your dirty porno tapes are in my room.
Obito: I dont watch porn.
Kisame: Oh wait. Nevermind it says property of Itachi.
Itachi: Heh. I watch porn so what. Speaking of porn, Where's my playboy magazine?
Konan: Ah -Moans- UH -Moans louder-
Black Zetsu: I think we all know where your magazine is.
Itachi:-Speaks up to Konan's room,and slowly opens the door,and peeks inside-
Konan: -Reading the playboy and pretending to moan-
Itachi: Oh God! I'm getting a boner.
Konan: Huh -Looks-
Itachi: -Runs-
Konan: Oh well -smiles- -Turns the next page and it has a drawing of Itachi kissing Konan- Ah how cute. I'm gonna show everyone.
-Konan shows everyone the picture-
Itachi: Ah -Embrassed-
-Everyone points and laughs at Itachi-
-End of Chapter 7-
