Naruto jokes you make irl?

[ultraChalk]

Anybody else make irl Naruto jokes with their friends? I do it all the time.

Whenever I'm in math class and I don't understand something I'll ask my partner. Then when he explains it and I start to finally understand it and get the right answer, Ill go like

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and I'll start moving my eyes around the paper really quick like when Sasuke was fighting Naruto. It's hilarious every single time Lol

Then you know how whenever one of your teachers goof and reschedule a test earlier than planned or give a pop quiz and everybody starts talking mad shit? Well yeah, at the end of the block when the whole class is empty I'll go to the teachers desk and tell them 'You know... even when everybody else talks down on you... to me, you're the coolest guy.' And they take it so personal to the heart too takes literally every muscle in my face to not bust out laughing right in the middle of it XD

And you know that one stupid guy in your group of friends who just acts retarded as shit all the time? Whenever he says something dumb or irrelevant we all just go 'ok sakura' and he gets soooooo pissed every single time

I can't forget this time either. My friend is a genius in econ class and he always gets higher test grades than me. I remember it so clearly one day he got a 74 and I got a 75. I said

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and called him 'Mr. 74' the whole day Lol

And when me and the gf get frisky I make her call me dr. snakes if you catch my drift

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So anybody else ever make irl Naruto jokes?

 

[Defence]

We use to say the wooooorrrldo or over 9000 back at school. Good times.

 

[Dantee]

nah not really but when I'm in bed with my girl I would tell her I'm about to solo that *****. XD

 

[Wretched]

nah not really but when I'm in bed with my girl I would tell her I'm about to solo that *****. XD

"Hold on tight , i will use my body expansion jutsu"

 

[Sheele]

God not even one muscle in my face made a effort to move and make me smile..

 

[Wretched]

God not even one muscle in my face made a effort to move and make me smile..

Your brain didn't make any effort to write correct grammar either i would guess..

 

[Deadmed]

My limited number of friends have no interest in anime so no. If I had a girlfriend I would probably say some weird Naruto related thing during *** just to **** with her. I'm very picky tho gotta find me a perfect cutie first, seems the only cute girls I have any luck with are the ones that you don't date, then again I only very rarely even approach anyone.

 

[AnonymousShinobi]

When I'm about to nut I yell, SHANNARO!!

 

[To Whatever]

Does, "i'ma poke her face" count?

 

[Zawerni]

When I'm about to nut I yell, SHANNARO!!

 

[Sheele]

Your brain didn't make any effort to write correct grammar either i would guess..

ha nice one! Can't have a proper come back so we go to the old school grammar argument. :') It's old dude... get over it. English isn't my native language yet it gets me where I need to be.

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[HiddenSound]

God not even one muscle in my face made a effort to move and make me smile..

I cringed more than anything else..

 

[Angelic.]

didnt laugh

 

[Retsu]

God not even one muscle in my face made a effort to move and make me smile..

Funniest comment in the thread, calling it now.

 

[LaSalada]

During one year of high school I used to go out for lunch with a friend of mine who was much more physically imposing then myself. My other friends used to joke that I was Itachi while my friend was Kisame considering I was always the one deciding where we got lunch and since I was a year older and had access to a car I got to boss him around and make him listen to me because if he wanted to go out for lunch he had to do it my way.

It also made more sense considering my friend always use to play fight with people all the time in the hallways and I'd always tell him "Kisame, thats enough. We're leaving"

Yeah good times

 

[Dockinabix]

I don't, I make one with legendary series, they always pass better.

 

[Narutohokage324]

Whenever I make an impossible promise, I close my eyes and smile (Like how Naurto does it) and then I make the thumb raised sign, and I say: "Believe it!"

 

[Filosoofis]

Anybody else make irl Naruto jokes with their friends? I do it all the time.

Whenever I'm in math class and I don't understand something I'll ask my partner. Then when he explains it and I start to finally understand it and get the right answer, Ill go like

You must be registered for see links

and I'll start moving my eyes around the paper really quick like when Sasuke was fighting Naruto. It's hilarious every single time Lol

Then you know how whenever one of your teachers goof and reschedule a test earlier than planned or give a pop quiz and everybody starts talking mad shit? Well yeah, at the end of the block when the whole class is empty I'll go to the teachers desk and tell them 'You know... even when everybody else talks down on you... to me, you're the coolest guy.' And they take it so personal to the heart too takes literally every muscle in my face to not bust out laughing right in the middle of it XD

And you know that one stupid guy in your group of friends who just acts retarded as shit all the time? Whenever he says something dumb or irrelevant we all just go 'ok sakura' and he gets soooooo pissed every single time

I can't forget this time either. My friend is a genius in econ class and he always gets higher test grades than me. I remember it so clearly one day he got a 74 and I got a 75. I said

You must be registered for see links

and called him 'Mr. 74' the whole day Lol

And when me and the gf get frisky I make her call me dr. snakes if you catch my drift

You must be registered for see images

So anybody else ever make irl Naruto jokes?

Wow you're a nerd...

OT: once with PE when I was playing football(soccer) against a friend who also watches Naruto. I was like I can see your movements with my sharingan give up. And took the ball. And with some friends of me who smoke weed and stuff we are always like. Dude I'm in an infinite tsukiyomi this time. Stuff like that.

 

[Hyuga Minase]

My 12 year old cousin once told me your girlfriend is so ugly she is the real reason sauske left the village. It can work with your mama or anyone your opponent holds dear.

 

[lndra]

I don't really talk about Naruto outside of NB.