Naruto is now Jesus

[Blitz3d]

25 Once more Jesus put his hands on the man’s eyes. Then his eyes were opened, his sight was restored, and he saw everything clearly.

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#narutoisjesus

LOL nah im just messin with you guys, just a thought after reading this chapter and the one where Naruto stopped Gai from turning to ashes xD

 

[A Zealot]

Can he turn water into Wine?

Edit Whine/wine.

 

[Blitz3d]

Can he turn water into Whine?

wine*

Nah, just comparing this to an act in the Bible lol

 

[GenKiDama]

Makes sakura look even less useful now.

 

[Cauzing]

Can he turn water into Whine?

cause everybody needs wine on the battlefield

 

[A Zealot]

wine*

Nah, just comparing this to an act in the Bible lol

You understood what I meant right?

 

[Fluffyman]

Can he turn water into Whine?

He can make Maddy whine xD

 

[Blitz3d]

You understood what I meant right?

Yes I did, lets just chill, dw man Im catholic, i know the limit :L

 

[A Zealot]

cause everybody needs wine on the battlefield

Of course. I am pretty sure it helps with injuries too U_U

Emotional injuries

 

[HashiraMadara]

Please don't start!

 

[Blitz3d]

Of course. I am pretty sure it helps with injuries too U_U

Everyone should just get drunk and yell everything they cant say at each other while theyre sober.

 

[A Zealot]

Everyone should just get drunk and yell everything they cant say at each other while theyre sober.

What? Are you crazy? Everyone but Lee, he mastered the drunken fist. That's like giving a monkey a handgun

 

[Blitz3d]

What? Are you crazy? Everyone but Lee, he mastered the drunken fist. That's like giving a monkey a handgun

I understand that, but it may help the war end quicker lol, maybe add some humorous sides, but idc, just gonna get contradicted by others anyway

 

[Chie]

No, he's not. But his healing feats are the most impressive as of now.

 

[Sentinel of Light Style]

Can he turn water into Wine?

Is sake alright with you? Now THAT would be a useful jutsu, though. (Water style: Sake Bomb Jutsu?)

 

[Davy Jones]

cause everybody needs wine on the battlefield

Not everyone

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[HENI]

I guess everyone is Jesus because they can all walk on water.