I see saskue gettin all the bitches
Except he'd reject all of them.
Here's what I see (take into account I've read at least 50 Naruto high school fanfiction stories. There are so many on fanfiction.net. That's why I only read the poetry on here.) :
Ino - cheerleader
Sakura - valedictorian/ class president
Sasuke - heartthrob
Naruto - dunce/ guy who flunks everything / prankster
Tenten - tomboy
Shikamaru - chess club member/ guy who does no work but aces every test
Chouji - guy who eats during all his classes and upsets the teachers
Hinata - quiet girl who never talks in class
Gaara - guy who lights the garbage cans on fire/ badass
Kankurou - guy who tries to be friends with everyone
Neji - diligent student
Lee - kid who outclasses everyone in gym/ geek
Kiba - kid who never showers/ geek
Temari - girl who gets annoyed when someone gives the wrong answer
Haku - cross-dresser
Karin - popular girl/ bitch (Don't get me wrong; I love her.)
Suigetsu - flirt/ geek
Juugo - hipster who tries to protect the environment/ psycho
Ami - bitch (I actually hate this one.)
Shino - guy who makes people think, "Does he even go to this school?"
Teachers:
Kakashi - ***-ed
Orochimaru - art
Tsunade - principal
Jiraiya - literature/ ***-ed #2
Gai - gym
Kurenai - math
Asuma - history
Snape - defense against the dark arts