Naruto Headcanons!

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Headcanon - An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the reader themselves or the fandom in general.

Make up something about a character that might/might not be actually true.

• Yamato in his spare time keeps stray cats.
  
• Itachi actually paints on those lines underneath his eyes everyday.

 

[Twin Steps]

Sasuke got raped by orochimaru' s snakes every Saturday during his time with him.

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Sasuke got raped by orochimaru' s snakes every Saturday during his time with him.

Way to start on a downer ):

 

[Reaper]

Kurama watched Naruto pee evrey time U_U

 

[Sabuto Hayashi]

Kakashi has a secret collection of ecchi-novels in his basement, like his own personal library. xD

 

[Crow.]

Naruto paints on the lines on his face every morning after a cup of coffee.
It's not actually an erotic series that Kakashi is reading, but a crime drama.
Kiba likes birds more than dogs.
Hinata runs the Yakuza.

 

[donnic]

J-man is acaully alive and is doing research in a near by hot spring................

 

[panther27]

hinata stuffs her bra.

 

[deva pein]

Naruto is playing with himself with the sexy no jutsu, every Thursday evening.
Kakashi lets the dogs out.
Nagato makes money with a circus in which his 6 paths play, including the animals.
Sakura is a mastermind who was manipulating Madara and even the SO6P.

 

[Boltzy]

hinata stuffs her bra.

This is a pic somebody colored from the road to ninja movie manga edition when she was in the hot spring...it begs to.differ

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[KGB Kakuzu]

Hinata is generally a more social person when not around Naruto (who she is deathly shy to be around). Guess while it hasn't been directly stated...she is likely also a pacifist.

Kakuzu at one point cared about more than money.

Lee managed to do those 5,000 or whatever Jump Ropes one day, and didn't know what to do after that (because he usually failed and started a new task).

Kisame is a child of Fishmen Island (just a little One Piece Humor).

Obito has survived HM: 06 Rock Smash...an upreccidented feat for people in the Pokemonverse.

 

[pateuvasiliu]

Kakashi is actually pretty under the mask.

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Naruto paints on the lines on his face every morning after a cup of coffee.
It's not actually an erotic series that Kakashi is reading, but a crime drama.
Kiba likes birds more than dogs.
Hinata runs the Yakuza.

Oh my god I love this.

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Orochimaru actually got over the whole 'Snake phase' a while back and actually just does the whole snake deal because he feels he has to.

 

[KGB Kakuzu]

Deidara is secretly a terrible artist, but he took the mouths of talented artists in order to make his art.

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Kabuto is still paying off his student loan from Doctor's college.

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

Bee is really wearing a wig.

 

[Takeshi Uzumaki]

Shikamaru and kakashi are so chill because the hidden leaf village is famous for a certain type of hidden leaf

Sakura is only useless on every tuesday night

Hidden cloud ninja aren't black , they are sun burned asians

Tsunade's breasts are A cups without her transformation jutsu

Naruto doesnt like Hinata or Sakura. Behind the scenes Ino is the One

Kiba wants Hinata's D

Shino is actually a bum who attracts bugs and made up for it by infusing them with chakra and calling himself a shinobi.

 

[Fuxion]

Deidara has terrible arthritis, he's only had his arm blown off a couple times right?

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

Itachi isn't perfect in every way.
(Sorry, Dont know what came over me)