[Comedy] Naruto Crossovers (I'm not sure what to called this one yet.)

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Konoha just went from mid-day to a totally black out. The people starts screaming in fright.


when the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake
spooks come out for a swingin' wake
happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize,
grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize

now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
or a silly spook may sit by your side
shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize,
grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize

as the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree
spooks come out for the midnight spree
creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize
grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize!

when you hear the knell of a requiem bell
wierd glows gleam where spirits dwell
restless bones eptherialize, rise as spooks of every size
(maniacle laughter)



Female Ghost:
when the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake
spooks come out for a swingin' wake
happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize,
grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize

3 Men Ghost:
now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
or a silly spook may sit by your side
shrouded in a daft disguise,

Female Ghost: they pretend to terrorize,
grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize

as the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree
spooks come out for the midnight spree
creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize
grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize!

Female Ghost: when you hear the knell of a requiem bell
wierd glows gleam where spirits dwell
restless bones eptherialize, rise as spooks of every size

Trio Ghosts: when the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake
spooks come out for a swingin' wake
happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize,
grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize

now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
or a silly spook may sit by your side
shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize,
grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize

as the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree
spooks come out for the midnight spree
creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize
grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize!when you hear the knell of a requiem bell
wierd glows gleam where spirits dwell
restless bones eptherialize, rise as spooks of every size
(maniacle laughter)

if you would like to join our jamboree
theres a simple rule thats compulsory:
mortals pay a token fee, rest in peace, the hauntings free,
so hurry back, we would like your company!


Monsters coming out of no where. This monsters start singing:

SHADOW
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

SIAMESE SHADOW
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

GHOSTS
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

CREATURE UNDER BED
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

MAN UNDER THE STAIRS
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

CORPSE CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween

VAMPIRES
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

MAYOR
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

CORPSE CHORUS
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream

HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF, AND MELTING MAN
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

WEREWOLF
Aren't you scared?

WITCHES
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take the chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

HANGING TREE
Everybody scream, everybody scream

HANGED MEN
In our town of Halloween

CLOWN
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

SECOND GHOUL
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

CORPSE CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

CHILD CORPSE TRIO
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

PARENT CORPSES
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

CORPSE CHORUS
In this town

MAYOR
Don't we love it now?

MAYOR WITH CORPSE CHORUS
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

CORPSE CHORUS
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now

EVERYONE:
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

CORPSE CHILD TRIO:
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

EVERYONE:
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!


A hooded cloak figure that people could tell that this figure is a male figure. When he opened his mouth. He starts singing:


Hooded Cloak Guy: [speaking in rhyme] Just gather 'round, and I'll elucidate what goes on outside when it gets late. Long past midnight, ghosts and banshees get together for their nightly jamborees. There's things with horns and saucer eyes, some with fangs about this size.

Fat Hinata #1: [speaking] Some are fat.

Ino #2: [speaking] And some are thin.

Creepy old guy: [speaking] And some don't even wear their SKIN!

Hooded Cloak Guy: [speaking in rhyme] I'm telling you, brother, it's a frightful sight, see what goes on Halloween night. [singing] When spooks have a midnight jamboree, they break it up with fiendish glee. Now, ghosts are bad, but the one that's cursed is The Headless Horseman, he's the worst.

Chorus: [singing] That's right, he's a fright on Halloween night.

Hooded Cloak Guy: [singing] When he goes a-joggin' cross the land, holdin his noggin in his hand, demons take one look and groan and hit the road for parts unknown.

Chorus: [singing] Beware, take care, he rides alone.

Hooded Cloak Guy: [singing] Now, there's no spook like the spook who's spurned.

Chorus: [singing] They don't like him, and he's really burned.

Hooded Cloak Guy: [singing] He swears to the longest day he's dead, he'll show them he can get ahead. Now, they say he's tired of his flamin' top, and he's got a yen to make a swap. And so he riiiides one night each year, to find a head in Hollow here.

Women: [singing] Now, he likes them little, he likes them big.

Men: [singing] Part in the middle, or a wig.

Chorus: [singing] Black or white, or even red.

Hooded Cloak Guy: [singing] The Headless Horseman needs a head.

Hooded Cloak Guy and chorus: [singing] With a hip-hip and a clippety clop, he's out looking for a top to chop. So don't stop to figure out a plan, you can't reason with a headless maaaaan.

Hooded Cloak Guy: [speaking in rhyme] Now, if you doubt this tale is so, I met that spook just a year ago. Now, I didn't stop for a second look, but headed for the bridge that spans the brook. For, once you cross that bridge, my friend.

Chorus: [singing] The ghost is through, his power ends.

Hooded Cloak Guy: [singing] So, when you're riding home tonight, make for the bridge with all your might. He'll be down in the Hollow there. He needs your head. Look out! Beware!

Women: [singing] With a hip-hip and a clippety clop,

Men: [singing] He's out looking for a head to swap.

Hooded Cloak Guy and Chorus: [singing] So, don't try to figure out a plan, you can't reason with a HEADLESS MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
 
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Chapter 1. part b.


Spoken:

Rock Lee:
Then it looks to me like its time to rumble.

Kabuto:

Indeed, but it is you who will take the (Sung) Tumble

Koharu:

I'm sorry hun, but did you just sing that?

Kabuto:

Of course I did (Sung) Not (Spoken) Wait, yes I (Sung) Did.

Sung:

Kabuto:

I'm sounding shrill against my will, and cannot stop this singing.

Gai:

And in my ears, I swear I hear a quite distinctive ringing.

Jugo:

This silly game is very lame, and someones going to pay!

Sakura:

An unknown force, but where's the source that has us in its sway?

Orochimaru:

Who is doing this to us? And on this, we must concur.

All:

The dastardly, despicable, disturbingly, inexplicable,

Orochimaru:

And imminently kickable!

All:

That dirty rotten rat is...

The Music Maelstrom :

The Music Meister! Put down your arms, my friends, your arrows, kanis, and swords. Your resistance to my charm now ends when I belt these power cords!

Good guys or bad guys, it doesn't really matter. You are all just slaves to my hypnotic patter. As I regale you with my story, you'll know you'll have no choice, but to do my evil bidding, when you hear this booming voice!

Ohhhhhh

I'm the Music Meister (He's the Music Meister!)
And everyone just fawns.

All (Except Music Meister):

He's the Music Meister, and we are all his pawns.

The Music Meister:

And so for me its destiny to be the maestro of villainy!

Yes, I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!

Spoken:

You see, I too have plans for this satellite and now that I've established whose in charge; get to work!

Sung:

Bullies used to pick on me because I sang in Choir, but something very strange occurred when I kept singing higher. The ruffians around me quickly fell into a trance, and it was then with wicked glee I made those puppets dance!

I'm the Music Meister (He's the Music Meister!)
And everyone just fawns.

All (Except Music Meister):

He's the Music Meister, and we are all his pawns.

The Music Meister:

I'm the Music Meister, crime became my path.

Sakura:

He's the Music Meister, and we must beware his wrath!

Spoken:

The Music Meister:

That voice... Beautiful!

Sung:

The Music Meister:

AhhhhhhhhhAhhhhhhhhhh

Sakura:

AhhhhhhhhhAhhhhhhhhhh

The Music Meister:

AhhhhhhhhhAhhhhhhhhhh

Sakur:

AhhhhhhhhhAhhhhhhhhhh

The Music Meister:

AhhhhhhhhhAhhhhhhhhhh

(AhhAhhAhhAhhhhh)

You better toe the line, you see. Because your wills belong to me, and now my friends you have the chance, to show that man how well you dance! Muahahahaha!

And now that Batman's been delayed, your usefulness has passed. A distraction is what I need, so kick into that blast!

AuuuhhhAahhhhAhhhhhhhh!

I'm the Music Meister! (He's the Music Meister!)

I cannot help but boast!

All (Except Kakashi and Music Meister):

He's the Music Meister! Under his spell we're toast

The Music Meister:

I'm the Music Meister, I won the day now I must fly.

I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!
 

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Danzou:
I remember a time
When crime was sublime
There was plenty of loot in the lair
We'd plunder and pillage
And ransack a village
With nary a worry or care
Then along came this Kage.
With his soft-hearted dream
But he ratted us out in the end
So rally the troops!
We were meant to re-group
And return to our roots once again!
Are you in or out?
Gotta know without a doubt
I'm the one you need for a dirty deed
I'm the best, success is guaranteed
Are you men or mice?
Take a slice of my advice!
You want a fearless leader, one that's strong and stout
Better vote for me
Are you in or out?

Roots:
We used to be smart, yes
Horrendously heartless
In ravaging raids, we were rough
We knew what we had
To be blissfully bad
Then Hiruzen brought this sensitive stuff!
And we strayed from the path
Of our rigorous wrath
Now we're taking a bath in the dust!
But we'll reclaim our winnings
Our humble beginnings
In turmoil and torture, we trust!

Danzou:
Are you in or out?
Double-crossers or devout?
Put your faith in me
Pretty soon you'll see
I'm the prince of generosity
Are you foe or friend?
Here's the path I recommend
You want a ride to fame?
I've got the fastest route;
What's it gonna be?

Roots:
We'll go robbing in all the right places,
From Konoha dunes to Bali
Imagine the fear on their faces
When we drop by for cookies and tea

Danzou:
Come along, boys!
Follow me!
Are you in or out?
If you're with me, give a shout (YAY!)
I'll lead you all the way
Into the glory days
We'll begin a life of crime that pays

Roots:
Are you out or in?
Make your choice now, sink or swim!

Danzou:
You can stick with me, or stay behind and pout
What's it gonna be?
Consider carefully
Are you in or out?
 

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The Hooded Cloak guy closed his mouth for a second and restarted singing while he revealed himself as Dan Phantom.

I must admit,
Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown,
Let's see what you've got!
You can try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!
You think your cat's a meanine,
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the power game
So for your education,
I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!
Men cower at the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a great escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only second rate!
 
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