dis is for you crazymasterxd
Nagato: Itachi will you get up here it's pretty comfortable. Hope you like being on top of a giant bird...with me:lili:
Itachi: Nagato did you say something?
Nagato: Oh I was just hoping you'd join me destroying the only hope for this world by my side...so close it may be considered we are groping each other.
Itachi: Dammit I can't hear ya! Naruto stop trying to cough up whatever that thing is! I think it's tobacco cuz dude you have such a raspy voice you probably smoked the entire supply of ancient scrolls in Konoha!
Nagato: God Dammit I want you to rape me Itachi-chan :flirty1:
[Bee commences face palm but before it was finished a bird came outta Naruto]
Nagato: AhH! He gave birth!wease: wonder who's the father?
[Now Itachi face palms alongside Bee until he notices the bird Naruto supposedly gave "birth" to]
Itachi: Da Fu**! I know that bird...is that you Shisui Jr.
Naruto you stole him from me! How could you I missed him
Naruto:You gave him to me!
Itachi: Liar! Com'er Shisui Jr. <3
Remember the timez we had togeth-
Shisui Jr: Stupid Blonde BFF
Itachi: And what does BFF mean?
Shisui Jr: Blonde FU**ing Failure
Naruto: Get the hell off of my shoulder ya-
Shisui Jr: *gives him the innocent look*:lili:
Itachi: You steal my friend now your gonna pay...Supah black fire AMeterasu attack!
Nagato: :rofl: what kinda attack is that it's...*catches on fire*
I though we had something speciaaaaaal!!!
Itachi: What the my aim it...
Naruto: it was terrible!*itachi glares at him*
Itachi: You dumbass the one time I help you mess it up:flaw:
Shisui Jr you did this for me
I knew you cared
Bee: :shrug: WHat he do?!
Itachi: SHisui was once my...my boyfriend like Naruto's bond with sasuke
*Naruto holds up friendship lock and starts to cry*
cept not as gay
and SHisui Jr has his power cuz Shisui gave me his eye.
[Flashback]
Shisui: Itachi have my eye
Itachi: WHy best friend
SHisui: Cuz i can trust you with it the ultimate genjutsu and not let someone like danzo take it he already took one eye. Don't let him get his hands on the other.
Itachi: Let me guess He stripped in front of you causing you to get your eyeballs to fall off then preceded to take one of 'em xd
Shisui: yes
Itachi::|
[Flashback over]
Itachi:
Naruto:xd
Bee: :shrug:*still confused
Nagato:*jealous for itachi's other boyfriend
Bee: psssh since nones ya fools take action
i will make a move see urs reactions
[Nagato soon takes action to impress Itachi]
Nagato: Itachi see me take him down!
[Naruto and Itachi are having a blast blowing the crap outta everything since Itachi is free of Kabuto so they celebrate]
[Nagato now sexy and being able to move while sitting on Bee]
Nagato: You find me attractive yes, Itachi?
Itachi: Get the hell off!
Naruto: Yeah he doesnt want you anymore!:flaw:
Nagato: DO you like me then I know you can be a very good sexual partner
*gropes*
Naruto: must resist to grope back:kisss:
Bee: *wakes up* What the*looks up to see two naked guyz going all out
*faints back whispering must find a happy place*WTH
xdTHE END!xd
Nagato: Itachi will you get up here it's pretty comfortable. Hope you like being on top of a giant bird...with me
:lili:Itachi: Nagato did you say something?
Nagato: Oh I was just hoping you'd join me destroying the only hope for this world by my side...so close it may be considered we are groping each other.
Itachi:
Dammit I can't hear ya! Naruto stop trying to cough up whatever that thing is! I think it's tobacco cuz dude you have such a raspy voice you probably smoked the entire supply of ancient scrolls in Konoha!Nagato: God Dammit I want you to rape me Itachi-chan :flirty1:
[Bee commences face palm but before it was finished a bird came outta Naruto]
Nagato: AhH! He gave birth!
wease: wonder who's the father?[Now Itachi face palms alongside Bee until he notices the bird Naruto supposedly gave "birth" to]
Itachi: Da Fu**! I know that bird...is that you Shisui Jr.
Naruto you stole him from me! How could you I missed him
Naruto:
You gave him to me!Itachi: Liar! Com'er Shisui Jr. <3
Remember the timez we had togeth-
Shisui Jr: Stupid Blonde BFF
Itachi: And what does BFF mean?
Shisui Jr: Blonde FU**ing Failure
Naruto: Get the hell off of my shoulder ya-
Shisui Jr: *gives him the innocent look*:lili:
Itachi: You steal my friend now your gonna pay...Supah black fire AMeterasu attack!
Nagato: :rofl: what kinda attack is that it's...
*catches on fire*I though we had something speciaaaaaal!!!
Itachi: What the my aim it...
Naruto: it was terrible!*itachi glares at him*
Itachi: You dumbass the one time I help you mess it up:flaw:
Shisui Jr you did this for me
I knew you cared
Bee: :shrug: WHat he do?!
Itachi: SHisui was once my...my boyfriend like Naruto's bond with sasuke
*Naruto holds up friendship lock and starts to cry*
cept not as gay
and SHisui Jr has his power cuz Shisui gave me his eye.
[Flashback]
Shisui: Itachi have my eye
Itachi: WHy best friend
SHisui: Cuz i can trust you with it the ultimate genjutsu and not let someone like danzo take it he already took one eye. Don't let him get his hands on the other.
Itachi: Let me guess He stripped in front of you causing you to get your eyeballs to fall off then preceded to take one of 'em xd
Shisui:
yesItachi::|
[Flashback over]
Itachi:
Naruto:xd
Bee: :shrug:*still confused
Nagato:
*jealous for itachi's other boyfriendBee: psssh since nones ya fools take action
i will make a move see urs reactions
[Nagato soon takes action to impress Itachi]
Nagato: Itachi see me take him down!
[Naruto and Itachi are having a blast blowing the crap outta everything since Itachi is free of Kabuto so they celebrate]
[Nagato now sexy and being able to move while sitting on Bee]
Nagato: You find me attractive yes, Itachi?
Itachi: Get the hell off!
Naruto: Yeah he doesnt want you anymore!:flaw:
Nagato: DO you like me then I know you can be a very good sexual partner
*gropes*
Naruto: must resist to grope back:kisss:
Bee: *wakes up* What the*looks up to see two naked guyz going all out
*faints back whispering must find a happy place*WTH
xdTHE END!xd
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