naruto characters hooking up

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i never like the idea of kishi telling every body that apart from asuma and kurenai no body else hook up and probably like everybody is a virgin (note its just as if 70% of the whole naruto characters are virgin including kakashi and guy)
 

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the freakin juubi is fcking them right now...
 
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Maybeee it is because this is a manga also viewed by younger people and Kishi can not just say everybody's sexual experience? We know Asuma and Kurenai because Kurenai is pregnant.
 

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How about minato and kushina???
Hashi and mito??
Hiruzen and his wife??
Sasuke father and mother??
 

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Maybeee it is because this is a manga also viewed by younger people and Kishi can not just say everybody's sexual experience? We know Asuma and Kurenai because Kurenai is pregnant.

if u say so but i still think a little is needed on kakashi and guy(well to me am thinking guy is gay no offence)
 

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if u say so but i still think a little is needed on kakashi and guy(well to me am thinking guy is gay no offence)

I think it is not needed, the character development can be made without hints of romance; and why do you think Gai is gay? It is not something offensine in my opinion; but why?
 

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I think it is not needed, the character development can be made without hints of romance; and why do you think Gai is gay? It is not something offensine in my opinion; but why?

all the way he talks about youth passion of two flesh hitting and he was even looking at kakashi's **** when they were young
 

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all the way he talks about youth passion of two flesh hitting and he was even looking at kakashi's **** when they were young
You got to be trolling, right? It was an accident and a filler by the way.
 

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Yeah I mean I don't need people going at it, but people need to at least start reciprocating some feelings...honestly find it hard to believe so many characters are semi-forever alone XD!

Moments like what Hinata and Naruto had are honestly even close enough. An indication of some level of feelings/caring between members of the opposite *** as opposed to nothing more than teammates
 

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I've heard Kakashi hooks up with Iruka.

Sasuke and Karin have ****ed.

Probably Shikamaru and Temari, although their exact relationship is always ambiguous.

Yahiko and Konan definitely screwed. Nagato stood outside their door, and is a Sensor type.

Jiraiya definitely got laid more than once.

Tsunade is not a virgin.

Obito wouldn't be a virgin, but he doesn't care about this world. In the world he intends to create, all past blueballing will have no value, and it'll be a world of only getting laid. He and Kakashi will finally be able to do Rin at the same time, because the Sharingan works best as a pair.

Madara was a virgin, but all he ever loved was Hashirama. He loved Hashirama so much, he even lost his genetalia in an unfortunate ninja cell implanting accident.

Orochimaru is a virgin, but he's transferred into bodies that have ****ed chicks and dudes. Once he steals Sasuke's body, he'll have ****ed Karin, and will again.

Zabuza and Haku, it's obvious.

Minato and Kushina, but only once. They don't call him the fastest ninja in the world for nothing, and Kushina has the stamina of ten women.

Guy obviously ****ed Lee's mom and that's why Lee has those brows. It's not in the plot because it doesn't matter.

Zetsu is asexual but odds are he transformed into some chick's husband and ****ed her good while he was out fighting.

Naruto will always be a virgin until he rescues Sasuke. After all, how can he be Hokage if he can't even save one friend?
 
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I agree most people are virgins in the story but it's okay. They are meant to be the perfect soldiers that learn to suppress and control their emotions. You cannot compare them to normal people. They see a different purpose in life.

The fantasizing about their relationships keeps the fandom active so don't expect any sort of change anytime soon. It's really fine as it is.
 

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I've heard Kakashi hooks up with Iruka.

Sasuke and Karin have ****ed.

Probably Shikamaru and Temari, although their exact relationship is always ambiguous.

Yahiko and Konan definitely screwed. Nagato stood outside their door, and is a Sensor type.

Jiraiya definitely got laid more than once.

Tsunade is not a virgin.

Obito wouldn't be a virgin, but he doesn't care about this world. In the world he intends to create, all past blueballing will have no value, and it'll be a world of only getting laid. He and Kakashi will finally be able to do Rin at the same time, because the Sharingan works best as a pair.

Madara was a virgin, but all he ever loved was Hashirama. He loved Hashirama so much, he even lost his genetalia in an unfortunate ninja cell implanting accident.

Orochimaru is a virgin, but he's transferred into bodies that have ****ed chicks and dudes. Once he steals Sasuke's body, he'll have ****ed Karin, and will again.

Zabuza and Haku, it's obvious.

Minato and Kushina, but only once. They don't call him the fastest ninja in the world for nothing, and Kushina has the stamina of ten women.

Guy obviously ****ed Lee's mom and that's why Lee has those brows. It's not in the plot because it doesn't matter.

Zetsu is asexual but odds are he transformed into some chick's husband and ****ed her good while he was out fighting.

Naruto will always be a virgin until he rescues Sasuke. After all, how can he be Hokage if he can't even save one friend?

ur funny i absolutely accept jiraiya's part of ur story
 
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