Naruto Character Roast

[Jibuu]

Lol, ok so for this topic im choosing a character Roast. For this state the name of the character and list what you dont like about them and what you think makes them weak. just be careful of language.

 

[mcchikeneater]

Sasuke is so gay, that if you yell at him from behind you hear an echo.

 

[Jibuu]

The only reason that Itachi paints his finger nails, is cause thats the only way he can get away with cross dressing. Anything else, would let people know about the Relationship between Kisame and him.

 

[mcchikeneater]

Naruto is so dumb he came to his roast looking for food.

 

[Jack Spicer]

I'm going to roast my favorite, since roasts are normally making fun of favorites for fun. So, to be clear, the following are my favorite characters of all time, but I'm going to roast them.


Jugo-
A pure monster, but no "nina" skills. He lacks the basics. He's just a powerhouse. He also doesn't have any skills. He justs tears shit up. What I dislike- He needs to find his own path instead of clinging to Sasuke. His reasons are understanding and I think he's made friends with Karin and Suigetsu, but his bond with his only best friend, who's dead, really makes Jugo weak. Strong too, but it's like a double bladed sword.

Tenten-
She has nothing special, just weapons that can easily be countered by the elements or a very great taijutsu type ninja. What I dislike about her-A bit bossy sometimes like Sakura, but no where near her bitchyness.

Kimimaro-He's very calm, but he's emotions will come up if someone insults Orochimaru. That's when he's subject to mess up. I can see the same thing if someone insulted Jugo in his presence, but not to the same extent. Also, he's taijutsu, so an element master/long range would do good against him. Kimimaro is amazing, all my favorites are to me, but all have weaknessess. As for what I dislike about him, he had to die.

Just a few of my main favorites.