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Naruto chapter 635
Oro, jugo and the Slut arrive!!!Oro: your not looking to good tsunade, slut i mean karin get this bitch a band-aid.
Tsunade: oro......oro.... oro
Oro: chimaru here to represent transvestites and child molesters everywhere, sup bitch.
Jugo: orochimaru, what are we doing here?
Oro: Isnt it obvious? I'm here to patch my relationship up with tsunade......but it looks like there's a bit more to patch up then expected.
Jugo: karin! hurry and get this bitch a band-aid, glue, or that putty shit from the king of the pitch billy mays.
Tsunade: What do.....what do you actually want you?
Oro: I thought I said it already. Are you not convinced? Whats the rush? Its like your trying to tear our bond apart like at the waist girl. Ever since we split i've been so unhappy. It appears that you have made a real stretch to get out to me so that we could no longer be separated.
Tsunade: I get the innuendo you ass
Oro: Good it appears that your weak little brain is still intact, now here's my proposal. You give me that, and in return I give you nothing, sound good?
Tsunade: No I would never give it to you
Oro: Don't worry ill be gentle
Tsunade: Never I have more respect for myself then to give you that.
Oro: why so resistant, you know i'm quite a skilled man
(wiggles tongue)
Tsunade: You get anywhere near me and i'll squirt blood at you
Oro: It's okay i don't mind if you don't
Juugo: what the hell is going on here this is a shonen manga you sick freaks
Oro: What are you talking about?
Juugo: there will be no sexual content in this manga
Karin: except for me and sasuke haha!
Juugo: Can it you *****
Oro: i'm just trying to get dna......
Tsunade: Yeah. what the hell are you talking about tree boy?
Juugo:............well um you see it seemed
Oro: seemed like what? shes a girl it should have been obvious that i wasn't trying to give the beef injection.
Juugo: i'll be going now
Tsunade :yeah you better boy, snow white has more testosterone then you you animal loving panzee.
(cuts over to the battlefield)
Minato: wow naruto and sasuke that jutsu is amazing!!! i shall call it superawsomeamazingfirewithwindthattravelsthroughtheskyathighspeedsthatislikenotblockableandyourmotherandiconcivedyouinanairportbathroom no jutsu.
Juubi: gagagahababaamahjablakakakamakuchikaraarcwasokay
Naruto: gah! rasengan
Madara: still at this.....note to retard......I can absorb your ninjutsu
Naruto: right thanks for the tip
(naruto charges again)
Naruto: gah! rasengan
(madara absorbs)
Madara: Thats it I quit life you blonde guy that looks like a girl
(minato looks)
Madara: This is why you should beat your kid
Ten ten: Actually you said you wanted to quit life, well you can't you see your already dead
(grins)
Madara: Who the fuck are you?
Ten ten: well.....my name is
Random fodder: yeah who is she
Shino: Do i know you?
Madara: I think you should quit life because clearly no one knows you exist
(ten ten runs off crying)
Madara: The sad truth
(someone jumps behind madara)
Hashirama: Prepare you anus madara
Madara: Baby i've been waiting a long time.....my body is ready.
The epic battle is about to begin!!!! Where is ten ten going? Will Orochimaru get that Dna? Will minato beat Naruto?
Find out in the next chapter entitled: Nowhere because it's ten ten, Yes, he better and if he doesn't it was talk no jutsu.
