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Naruto 625 Deal
*Madara has left a completely reasonable proposal for hashirama and the gang what will he do?*
*Madara has left a completely reasonable proposal for hashirama and the gang what will he do?*
Hashirama: Alright deal tobirama come here and stick your neck out
Tobirama: dafuq your joking right?
Hashirama: Nope my baby madara wants some mother****er dead....so a mother****er's gonna die
Tobirama: Oh yeah lets listen to the demands of a sulky emo that lost makes sense.....leadership at it's finest
Madara: I'm waiting.....
Tobirama: keep talking jackass i'm a master of the slice and dice........just ask your brother
Madara: Oooooooo thats it Senzu bean me hashirama!!!!!!!
Hashirama: wait slo........
(madara interrupts)
Madara: you better start growing some senzu beans bitch or it will be just you and your hand tonight
Hashirama: Yes dear......
(grows senzu beans gives one to madara and madara gets up)
Madara: bring it bitch!
(Tobirama and madara begin to fight)
Hashirama: Hatred all of this hatred i want it all to stop i want it all to....no wait that was pretty cool...... hmmm this is actually quite entertaining........dysfunction and violence......i should really get this on camera and possible air it in the future...........i shall call it jersey shore.....
(Tobirama stumbles)
Tobirama: gahh
Madara: Peace bitch
(madara goes for the killing blow)
Hashirama: STOP!!!!!
(madara stops along with everyone else then something pops up from the ground)
White zetsu: Hallooooooooooooooooooooooo
(everyone else looks confused)
White zetsu: Ummmmm excuse me is this the kage's summit?
Madara:............um
Hashirama............
Tobirama:............
(Man grabs zetsu from behind)
Kishimoto: sorry guys he's not actually supposed to be in this part of the naruto timeline
Random senju: pfff Naruto timeline? there's an actual timeline?
Kishimoto: Umm....yeah
Random senju: wow and all this time i thought all of the plot holes and convenience's were simply the result of someone writing out of there ass........
(looks over at he senju buddy laughing)
Random senju: aw man......he's actually trying lolololololol
Kishimoto: Because of that little remark just wait fodder......just wait.......you will see what becomes of your clan......
(kishimoto walks away holding zetsu laughing evilly and vanishes with a poof of smoke)
Hashirama: Alright i have reached my decision........
(everyone looks at hashirama intensely then he impales himself)
Tobirama: Brother!!!!!
(runs over to hashirama)
Madara: Well that was unexpected....
Tobirama: Why?.....Why?
Hashirama: Sike!
(Grabs madara's hand and begins to run away dragging madara along)
Madara: Where are we going?
Hashirama: To start over......
What does Hashirama mean by starting over?Will Jersey shore ever air in the future?What will become of the senju? Find out in the next chapter entitled Meh not sure use your imagination.
