markdabomb22
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Warning the following is a very well put together but highly improbable naruto chapter prediction which should not be read by those who lack a sense of humor or are hardcore ten ten fans you have been warned!
Naruto Chapter 615: Shit balls.....Shit Balls Everywhere
*Naruto crying blubbering like a bitch*
*obito cupping his hands together speaking out*
Obito: Earth to neji...Earth to neji.....yeah i think we killed him
Madara: No shit look at him lying there lifeless.....miserable......with a big ass stick in him
*naruto yells out*
Naruto: Bastard!! I'll.....I'll
Madara: Shouldn't you be calling your medical ninja? or is she too busy crying?
*sakura crying in the distance*
Obito: Do you see now naruto? There is no hope left in this world....only pain and suff.....
*gets interrupted*
Kitsuchi: Naruto don't listen to this guy.....he's worthless.
*obito gives an angered look*
Obito: Says the guy that makes earth barriers that do absolutely nothing but get destroyed.
*Kitsuchi charges obito*
Obito: you fool
*obito manipulates juubi to make a 180 turn with it's anus facing the shinobi alliance shock-wave throws Kitsuchi back*
Obito: Release juubi!!!
*juubi starts to release shit balls the size of bolders at the alliance*
Hinata: get back naruto i'll...
Madara: Become mush?
*shit balls rain down crushing ninja*
Ten Ten: guys i'm not dead....the burns they.....
*splat tenten gets crushed and the barrage of shit balls stop*
*juubi cries out*
Juubi: bucumacashaklacababcacacGurenwaslikesocoollikecool
Naruto: you killed neji i will never forgive you!!!!
*looking pissed*
Madara: easy there princess look on the positive side of things there's.................
*continues to think with a long awkward silence*
Madara: umm..........
*looks at obito*
Obito: don't look at me.......
Madara: *sighs* alright continue with your bitching
Naruto: I'm going to beat you and save the world , then i'm going to save sasuke, followed by a threesome with sakura and hinata sasuke can join so long as he doesn't look into my eyes.
Madara: Thats a huge list you got there kid.....however this world is going to end....soon
*Madara looks over at hinata*
Madara: a piece of advice for you girly......the world is ending.....don't waste your time on this crying loser.....now with that said......have you ever been with a dead guy?
*Naruto yells out*
Naruto: Hands off my cool-aid son
*hinata looks confused*
*cuts over to kakashi*
*kakashi with his back turned*
Kakashi: everyone group together!!
Sakura: Kakashi sensei!!!!!
*sakura jumps over kakashi to break a rolling bolder that was heading at him*
Sakura: (thinking to herself) I did it i did something useful
*sakura gets whacked by another bolder from a different direction*
*kakashi looks over at her*
Kakashi: well i did prefer Naruhina
Obito: so cold kakashi....but i wouldn't expect anything less then that from you
Kakashi: Are you talking about that incident with rin? Do you really wanna know why i killed rin?
A shocking revelation to soon come!!? Why did kakashi kill rin? Does kakashi prefer naruhina? Is ten ten actually dead? Find out in the next chapter entitled: She wouldn't put out.....yes......and no i like to kill her
Link to my previous chapter prediction.
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