UzumakiJake
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Naruto: *Wakes up and jirayia is standing at his window* AHH! *falls out of bed* What do you want?
Jirayia: Its time for us to leave i have some ... Reasearch to do.
Naruto: Whoo... that was a close one, I had a dream you where becoming like orochimaru... Im not like sasuke im not ok with older men touching me.
Jirayia: WHAAA!?! Im not like that!
Naruto: Yah.. whatever.. Lets go pervy sage.
A while later
Jirayia: *While Walking into a town and everyone staring at naruto wierd* Have you ever hear of a shower?
Naruto: No... Is that some kind of cool jutsu!
Jirayia: Uhmmm... No.... No wonder you smell so bad.
naruto: what do you mean?
Jirayia: I need to introduce you to a friend.
*Goes into a hotel*
Hotel Manager: What can i do for you?
Jirayia: We need a room for a few hours.
Hotel Manager: Im sorry, we do not allow that in this village.
Jirayia: WHA!?!?! its not like that! I just need to get him in the shower!
Hotel Manager: Im sorry you will have to leave now or im calling the cops.
Naruto: Dont worry he isnt a petafile, he just wants to show me his friend.
Hotel manager: ..... What have you done to this poor boy! He's just a child!
jirayia: NO!!!!! Listen to me! Smell him he smells terrible! he needs a shoer!!
Hotel manager: *Regains composure* Oh... I see. In that case you will be in room 666
Jirayia: Thanks.
they get up to the room
Naruto: Told you, you come off wierd Pervy sage..
Jirayia: Dont remeind me... Either way go into that room you see that handle?
Naruto: Yah.
Jirayia: Get in there pull it and clean yourself.
Naruto: *Closes door, turns on shower as he looks up at the holes it supposed to come out of and it sprays him in the eyes* AHHH!!! RESENGAN! *blasts the spout and makes a hole in the wall*
Woman: *Screems*
naruto: I think its some kind of blinding jutsu! This ninja is good, Wait a minute i hear a scream ! The water ninja has a woman hostage
Woman: Help !! Help!!
naruto: Stay back evil ninja! i will hurt you if you dont let her go!
Jirayia: *Walks in the door* Wha..
Naruto: *Sees the outline of jirayia* Now take this evil ninja! *Kicks him in face*
Jiraya: *lying on floor twitching*
Naruto: *regains vision and sees a naked woman in the other room and Jirayia on the floor knocked out.* Wow... this water Ninja is good...
[size=+2]To Be Continued[/size]
Jirayia: Its time for us to leave i have some ... Reasearch to do.
Naruto: Whoo... that was a close one, I had a dream you where becoming like orochimaru... Im not like sasuke im not ok with older men touching me.
Jirayia: WHAAA!?! Im not like that!
Naruto: Yah.. whatever.. Lets go pervy sage.
A while later
Jirayia: *While Walking into a town and everyone staring at naruto wierd* Have you ever hear of a shower?
Naruto: No... Is that some kind of cool jutsu!
Jirayia: Uhmmm... No.... No wonder you smell so bad.
naruto: what do you mean?
Jirayia: I need to introduce you to a friend.
*Goes into a hotel*
Hotel Manager: What can i do for you?
Jirayia: We need a room for a few hours.
Hotel Manager: Im sorry, we do not allow that in this village.
Jirayia: WHA!?!?! its not like that! I just need to get him in the shower!
Hotel Manager: Im sorry you will have to leave now or im calling the cops.
Naruto: Dont worry he isnt a petafile, he just wants to show me his friend.
Hotel manager: ..... What have you done to this poor boy! He's just a child!
jirayia: NO!!!!! Listen to me! Smell him he smells terrible! he needs a shoer!!
Hotel manager: *Regains composure* Oh... I see. In that case you will be in room 666
Jirayia: Thanks.
they get up to the room
Naruto: Told you, you come off wierd Pervy sage..
Jirayia: Dont remeind me... Either way go into that room you see that handle?
Naruto: Yah.
Jirayia: Get in there pull it and clean yourself.
Naruto: *Closes door, turns on shower as he looks up at the holes it supposed to come out of and it sprays him in the eyes* AHHH!!! RESENGAN! *blasts the spout and makes a hole in the wall*
Woman: *Screems*
naruto: I think its some kind of blinding jutsu! This ninja is good, Wait a minute i hear a scream ! The water ninja has a woman hostage
Woman: Help !! Help!!
naruto: Stay back evil ninja! i will hurt you if you dont let her go!
Jirayia: *Walks in the door* Wha..
Naruto: *Sees the outline of jirayia* Now take this evil ninja! *Kicks him in face*
Jiraya: *lying on floor twitching*
Naruto: *regains vision and sees a naked woman in the other room and Jirayia on the floor knocked out.* Wow... this water Ninja is good...
[size=+2]To Be Continued[/size]
