Captain Incognito
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I just want to test something.
Guy:"Kakashi who is that?"
Kakashi:"He's jewish, he is the savior, he has risen from the dead, his name is Jesus!"
//Dramatic close up panel on Madara's/Jesus' face.
Guy:"So the rumors were true after all, you did come back."
Jesus:"Mind telling me who you are?"
//Kakashi smells something.
Kakashi:"Ugh it smells in here, that stench is disgusting and it comes from your direction, don't deny it I can see it with my Sharingan."
//Guy does his trademark smiling pose.
Guy:"Who said that I would deny it, what you are smelling my dear rival - is the sweat of youth."
//Guy starts to flex his eyebrows.
Guy:"I've been working out off screen and sweating a lot lately - I could probably water that giant tree over there with my sweat."
//Meanwhile somewhere else on the battlefield.
Kiba:"Oh hey look everybody...screentime!"
Hinata:"Don't waste it Kiba-kun, we might not get too many of these."
Shino:"I never thought I would have to use it."
//Shino slowly takes off his sunglasses to build up some tension.
Shino:"Rinnegan!"
//Kiba and Hinata are both shocked.
Kiba:"Woah dude what the hell?"
Hinata:"So you're actually an Uchiha?"
Shino:"The name Shino Aburame is just an anagram , if you rearrange the letters you get Mabernos Uhia, Bamisho Nemura, Aabehim Noru."
Kiba:"And how relevant is that to the plot?"
Shino:"It isn't, I just wanted to show you a few possibilities with my name and besides..."
//Shino grabs his eyes.
Shino:"These are just contactlenses, pretty cool huh?"
Hinata:"I think our screentime is over everone."
//Back to Jesus
Guy:"Kakashi you just sit back and relax, I'll handle this"
//Guy opens his gates and attacks Jesus with Hirudora
Guy:"Take this, this is my ultimate attack: Hirudora Deus Ex Machina En Masse!"
//Jesus is taking serious damage from Guys attack as he was unable to counter it at the right moment, the attack is so devastating that it burns his nostrils and puts him under a genjutsu.
Jesus:"A Taijutsu based attack that can cause Genjutsu?"
???":In the world of Tsukuyomi I controll time and space, I shall torture you for the next 72 hours!"
Jesus:"Who are you?!"
???:"I am the Solo King - Uchiha Itachi!"
Jesus:"Uchiha Itachi...why the Solo King?"
Itachi:"Fans have given me that name and I must give them fanservice otherwise they will not be pleased."
//Meanwhile in Obitos dimension.
Obito:"It's funny how I'm still alive after all that happened, let's see I've take a boulder to the face, got blown up, took a Rasengan to the face, had a huge hole in my chest, got every Bijuu and the Gedo Mazou extracted from me, was forced to use the Rinne Tensei and now after resealing the Kyuubi into Naruto I am still alive."
Sakura:"Who are you talking to?"
Obito:"No one but since I have your attention now there is something that I must show you."
//Obito has a serious look on his face and rips his arm out.
Obito:"Behold I can scratch my back!"
//At Sasuke's place.
Tobirama:"Stop what are you planning to do to Saskue."
???:"Be at ease second Hokage, I mean no harm, allow me to introduce myself."
//Panel reveals the true identity of the mysterious figure to be a pair of feet.
???:"I am Smelly Feet!"
End.
I might do a serious one later or whenever I feel like it.
Guy:"Kakashi who is that?"
Kakashi:"He's jewish, he is the savior, he has risen from the dead, his name is Jesus!"
//Dramatic close up panel on Madara's/Jesus' face.
Guy:"So the rumors were true after all, you did come back."
Jesus:"Mind telling me who you are?"
//Kakashi smells something.
Kakashi:"Ugh it smells in here, that stench is disgusting and it comes from your direction, don't deny it I can see it with my Sharingan."
//Guy does his trademark smiling pose.
Guy:"Who said that I would deny it, what you are smelling my dear rival - is the sweat of youth."
//Guy starts to flex his eyebrows.
Guy:"I've been working out off screen and sweating a lot lately - I could probably water that giant tree over there with my sweat."
//Meanwhile somewhere else on the battlefield.
Kiba:"Oh hey look everybody...screentime!"
Hinata:"Don't waste it Kiba-kun, we might not get too many of these."
Shino:"I never thought I would have to use it."
//Shino slowly takes off his sunglasses to build up some tension.
Shino:"Rinnegan!"
//Kiba and Hinata are both shocked.
Kiba:"Woah dude what the hell?"
Hinata:"So you're actually an Uchiha?"
Shino:"The name Shino Aburame is just an anagram , if you rearrange the letters you get Mabernos Uhia, Bamisho Nemura, Aabehim Noru."
Kiba:"And how relevant is that to the plot?"
Shino:"It isn't, I just wanted to show you a few possibilities with my name and besides..."
//Shino grabs his eyes.
Shino:"These are just contactlenses, pretty cool huh?"
Hinata:"I think our screentime is over everone."
//Back to Jesus
Guy:"Kakashi you just sit back and relax, I'll handle this"
//Guy opens his gates and attacks Jesus with Hirudora
Guy:"Take this, this is my ultimate attack: Hirudora Deus Ex Machina En Masse!"
//Jesus is taking serious damage from Guys attack as he was unable to counter it at the right moment, the attack is so devastating that it burns his nostrils and puts him under a genjutsu.
Jesus:"A Taijutsu based attack that can cause Genjutsu?"
???":In the world of Tsukuyomi I controll time and space, I shall torture you for the next 72 hours!"
Jesus:"Who are you?!"
???:"I am the Solo King - Uchiha Itachi!"
Jesus:"Uchiha Itachi...why the Solo King?"
Itachi:"Fans have given me that name and I must give them fanservice otherwise they will not be pleased."
//Meanwhile in Obitos dimension.
Obito:"It's funny how I'm still alive after all that happened, let's see I've take a boulder to the face, got blown up, took a Rasengan to the face, had a huge hole in my chest, got every Bijuu and the Gedo Mazou extracted from me, was forced to use the Rinne Tensei and now after resealing the Kyuubi into Naruto I am still alive."
Sakura:"Who are you talking to?"
Obito:"No one but since I have your attention now there is something that I must show you."
//Obito has a serious look on his face and rips his arm out.
Obito:"Behold I can scratch my back!"
//At Sasuke's place.
Tobirama:"Stop what are you planning to do to Saskue."
???:"Be at ease second Hokage, I mean no harm, allow me to introduce myself."
//Panel reveals the true identity of the mysterious figure to be a pair of feet.
???:"I am Smelly Feet!"
End.
I might do a serious one later or whenever I feel like it.
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