[Predictions] Naruto 653 Madara wins!

[smokesup]

Naruto: Ok Obito, get ready to be defeated. I pulled the chakra out of you. Sage Mode + Nine Tails power ultimate Talk no Jutsu!
Obito: What....what are you doing?!
Naruto: Obito you were just sad about Rin and feel bad and you just need friends and love and friends and hokage and leaf and true friendship and feelings and loneliness and blah blah blah blah blah blah
Obito:....what.....how.....oh my glob....what have I done? Naruto you were right all along....I am sorry for all the problems I've caused. With my last ounce of power before I die I will make it up to you. Final forbidden jutsu Give everyone candy and apology note summon!
*Obito dies, everyone gets candy and apology notes*
Naruto: I did it! Believe it!
Madara: Finally, now it's my turn!
Naruto: Oh snap! I forgot about you! I am going to use talk no jutsu again, oh no....I just used it, I need to recharge it for a few episodes!
Madara: Now I got you! I am going to use the ultimate Sharingan technique! More forbidden then Izanagi!
Naruto: What is it?!
Madara: It is called POOMA!
Naruto: What is that?!
Madara: It allows the user to create something out of nothing. I just have to Pull Out Of My Ass! POOMA!
Naruto: But...but how?!
Madara: In exchange for my a$$ closing forever, I can pull anything I want out of it! So now I am going to pull the giant god tree blooming out of my ass! POOMA!
*Madara pulls the God Tree out of his A$$. It blooms and everyone goes into the dream state. Madaras backdoor closes....forever!*
Madara: I am full of so much win right now! Right guys? Guys? Oh yeah....I'm all alone now.....everyone is in the dream state.....well this is kind of boring and lame.....

 

[Chīkara]

Trashy didn't read.

 

[0jordinio0]

Completely believable. With all the pounding's in the ass he took from Hashirama and his many wooden shafts, it is very believable that his ass is now gaping wide enough to pull out the Shinju.

/Manga.

 

[Made in Heaven]

Unbelievable, it won't happen

 

[Cursed Prince]

Obito:....what.....how.....oh my glob....what have I done?

I ****ing lol'd :leaf:

 

[SenjuKishi]

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Killahkels]

Lol oh my glob obito is lumpy space princess now???

 

[roncato]

Trashy didn't read.

Agreed. :|

 

[Pravin5]

pooma lol what if madara had pull out pumba out of his ass

 

[HiddenSound]

Was that supposed to be funny?

 

[narutodude3]

read the first 3 comments. decided not to read it.!

 

[smokesup]

Thank you, it's my first attempt. With all the support you've given me, I know I can do better in the future!

 

[smokesup]

Was that supposed to be funny?

How dare you, that was my first attempt at a serious story. My mom says it was great and she would not lie to me. BAM! You just got shut down man.

 

[lifeofsara]

It wasn't even fun.

 

[smokesup]

It wasn't even fun.

In Sweden it's not fun but here in the US it would pass for quality entertainment.

 

[onimarutakeshi]

what the hell is this?

 

[fanfic]

funny man

 

[smokesup]

what the hell is this?

What this is sir, is me pouring my heart out here trying to tell a story.

 

[Mr Hiru]

* goes in *

:|

* and then out *

 

[skg1991]

even for a troll..........that was just sad...