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Hashirama: Ugh! Damn. He's too strong. Even in this edo body, the regeneration process is surprisingly slow. And that man did this with one attack!
Tobirama: Yeah, I wonder what it would feel like if he hit us at full power.
Hashirama: Um....well I'll leave that test up to you....tell me how it is....(stupid dobe!)
In the kamui dimension.
Kakashi: Something is wrong. What though? I need to get the hell out of here, but I'm still too weak. If I use kamui again, there's a chance all my chakra would be depleted. Well, maybe Sakura can do something useful and heal me....I never really liked her though...but dat butt! Ahh! Stop it kakashi! You know that is illegal...for now hehe....ahh! Ok, calm down. Ill take this risk.
Back to normal dimension.
Naruto: hey, Sausage! Lets try to attack him at the same time!
Sasuke: narutoe, you fool! Why the hell would you want to do that? You saw what he did to those two hokages with one hit! Let the zombie freaks deal with it. They can't die.
Naruto: But, but, I wanted to have some more bonding time with you, Sausage!
Sasuke: Oh narutoe!
Naruto: Oh sausage!
Minato: shut the **** up.
Naruto and sasuke snap out of their daze.
Naruto: oh. Yeah....um...back to that attacking plan sasuke.
Sasuke: um...yes. That does seem like a good idea, naruto.
^Awkward conversation.
Kakashi: yo.
Naruto: hey kakashi sensei!
Kakashi: minato sensei? What? I don't believe it!
Minato: hey kakashi. Long time no see huh.
Sasuke: kakashi.
Kakashi: minato sensei! I....I don't know what to say!
Sasuke: kakashi!
Kakashi: there's so much i wanted to tell you, minato sensei! Obito was...
Minato: yes, I already know. He attacked the leaf all those years ago. He has just absorbed the juubi.
Sasuke: ok fine, ignore me. *****.
Kakashi: oh shut up you half witted *****.
Sasuke:.....
Kakashi turns and sees the new obito.
Kakashi: .....o...obito?
Obito: obito? There's no obito here any more. He is gone forever, kakashi. He is as good as dead.
Kakashi: sigh. (Another casualty. I've failed. I should have killed him.)
Obito: ha. As if you could.
Kakashi:! (Obito can read minds?)
Obito: yes. And I am not obito anymore. I AM JUUBITO!
Kakashi: .......what kind of pathetic name is that.
Obito: go die kakashi, I put a lot of thought into that name.
Obito runs at kakashi and kills him with the same attack he hit hashirama/tobirama with.
Naruto: kakashi sensei!
Scene shifts to madara.
Madara: its time. Trump card time.
Naruto 639 end.
Sorry to whoever wanted a serious prediction haha!
Ps. Credits to the names sausage and narutoe go to the YouTube video "Narutoe ShitPooDamn." It is hilarious. Watch it!
Tobirama: Yeah, I wonder what it would feel like if he hit us at full power.
Hashirama: Um....well I'll leave that test up to you....tell me how it is....(stupid dobe!)
In the kamui dimension.
Kakashi: Something is wrong. What though? I need to get the hell out of here, but I'm still too weak. If I use kamui again, there's a chance all my chakra would be depleted. Well, maybe Sakura can do something useful and heal me....I never really liked her though...but dat butt! Ahh! Stop it kakashi! You know that is illegal...for now hehe....ahh! Ok, calm down. Ill take this risk.
Back to normal dimension.
Naruto: hey, Sausage! Lets try to attack him at the same time!
Sasuke: narutoe, you fool! Why the hell would you want to do that? You saw what he did to those two hokages with one hit! Let the zombie freaks deal with it. They can't die.
Naruto: But, but, I wanted to have some more bonding time with you, Sausage!
Sasuke: Oh narutoe!
Naruto: Oh sausage!
Minato: shut the **** up.
Naruto and sasuke snap out of their daze.
Naruto: oh. Yeah....um...back to that attacking plan sasuke.
Sasuke: um...yes. That does seem like a good idea, naruto.
^Awkward conversation.
Kakashi: yo.
Naruto: hey kakashi sensei!
Kakashi: minato sensei? What? I don't believe it!
Minato: hey kakashi. Long time no see huh.
Sasuke: kakashi.
Kakashi: minato sensei! I....I don't know what to say!
Sasuke: kakashi!
Kakashi: there's so much i wanted to tell you, minato sensei! Obito was...
Minato: yes, I already know. He attacked the leaf all those years ago. He has just absorbed the juubi.
Sasuke: ok fine, ignore me. *****.
Kakashi: oh shut up you half witted *****.
Sasuke:.....
Kakashi turns and sees the new obito.
Kakashi: .....o...obito?
Obito: obito? There's no obito here any more. He is gone forever, kakashi. He is as good as dead.
Kakashi: sigh. (Another casualty. I've failed. I should have killed him.)
Obito: ha. As if you could.
Kakashi:! (Obito can read minds?)
Obito: yes. And I am not obito anymore. I AM JUUBITO!
Kakashi: .......what kind of pathetic name is that.
Obito: go die kakashi, I put a lot of thought into that name.
Obito runs at kakashi and kills him with the same attack he hit hashirama/tobirama with.
Naruto: kakashi sensei!
Scene shifts to madara.
Madara: its time. Trump card time.
Naruto 639 end.
Sorry to whoever wanted a serious prediction haha!
Ps. Credits to the names sausage and narutoe go to the YouTube video "Narutoe ShitPooDamn." It is hilarious. Watch it!
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