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Warning the following material may be unsuitable for those who are looking for a serious chapter preidiction, or those without a sense of humor. You have been warned
.Naruto 627
(light snoring in the distance)
Hashirama: but depending on what they choose as their goal they change......like madara and i........wait are you even listening?
Suigetsu: No.....
Sasuke: (sasuke quickly wakes up from his sleep) oh yeah i heard everything....really touching.........really.........big explosions and stuff......micheal bay would be so proud
Tobirama: I doubt it Uchiha have such terrible attention spans.
Sasuke: I'm sorry could you speak up did you say dies by fodders? or was it Ginkaku and Kinkaku **** smacked me?
Tobirama: (releasing his chakra) now your asking for it! Did you learndid nothing? I have history on my side Senju> Uchiha
Suigetsu: Learndid nothing? Only in konoha where the education fails and everyone from there leaves and comes-back set on destroying everything.......#success
Hashirama: Tobirama!!!! behave yourself or ill give that ass over to Oro
Oro: Nope uchiha or GTFO.....i'm like kim kardashin..........except less damaged tee hee!
Sasuke: history? I have kishi on my side.......sup bitch
Minato: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!! I WILL PWN YOU ALL WITH MY FTG ITS SO FAST LIKE SO FAST OMG #SOFAST
Hashirama: big talk so your the 4th what are your skills exactly?
Minato: well i'm really smart and i have this thing called the rasengan which is like really strong also i have nice hair and im so fast like so fast.
Hashirama: rasengan?
Minato: It's just a knock off of the bijuu ball...i mean i created it.......with time and effort
Hashirama: so lets put everything together from that run on you just blurted out.......you have nice hair you have a move that you copied from bijuu and you have a teleportation tech that is a knock off of my brothers?
Minato:........well......um.........time and effort (waves hands hypnotically)
Hashirama: Wow you are the Vanilla Ice of Naruto.
Suigetsu: BOOM! i bet his next argument will be its not the same size its smaller
Jugo: thats what she said
(Hiruzen gets fed up)
Hiruzen: Lets end all of this useless babbling and continue with the plot progression........the god of shinobi shall speak
(Hiruzen begins to clear his throat and then so does hashirama)
Hiruzen: excuse me first........the god of shinobi will be speaking now
Hashirama: yeah just give me a second
Hiruzen: no there's no need just sit down and shut the **** up
Hashirama: woah........have you ever been bitch slapped? because i have about 1000 hands ready to go
Hiruzen: ummm my staff > your wood release just read the manga and ask your wife.......
Suigetsu: oh **** no.........Narutobase in naruto nooooooo please god no
Jugo: Look kishimoto!!
(points at kishi hiding by the statue)
Kishi: shit (attempts to duck down)
Hashirama: Great the writer is here to clarify
Tobirama: he wouldn't have to if he just did something called planning.
Hashirama: Kishi kishi before us all, who's the greatest among us all
Kishi: well.......you see......um OMG juubi in da house
(Everyone looks and kishi runs off and only his voice remains)
Kishi's voice: Thought you could get me....not even close as your punishment more fillers hahahahaha fillers for everyone
Jugo: Not surprised sounds like naruto anime......What? are you going to make the chapters flashbacks to? like you weren't already going to do that......
Tenten: excuse me um will i be in those fillers?
Kishi's voice: Who are you exactly?
Tenten: (runs off crying)
Tobirama: nice job
Kishi voice: What who the **** was that? Seriously
Hiruzen: you don't read your series do you?
Kishi voice: nope writing out of my ass since 1997 hahahahahahahahahaha(fades away)
Hashirama: where did he go?
Sasuke: not sure probably went to draw a picture of sakura crying or something you know just trying to get her some panel time like usual.
Sasuke: alright, i have made my decision about what i'm going to do to the leaf
Oro: oh you tell us deary
What is sasuke's decision? Will there be more Naruto fillers? Who is the actual God of Shinobi? Find out in the next chapter entitled: He's going to blow the village up after playing with tsunades jugs, its naruto anime......yeah probs a years worth, and I'm not touching that one.
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