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Chapter 592: you call yourself kage!?!
*scene madara is being boss looking at the 5 ka-gays with disappointmint*
Madara: you am no real ninja the 1st would have blah blah blah leveled the empire state building with his thumb then blah blah blah 1st hokage stuff
Tsunade: was my grandpa really that strong to stop Madara who knew.
Raikage: Tsunade y u no strong like 1st hokage?
Tsuchikage: yeah girl why are you so weak
Gaara: i kinda agree you pathetic wimp of a slug excuse for a sannin and a senju you are muff cabbage compared to the 1st i thought the new generation surpasses the old you beat up old nanny.
mizukage: all i wanna say is that your breast are smaller than mine and all the men want me more than you also learn some elements you tramp what jutsu besides healing do you even know?
Tsunade: aye be quiet this is uncalled for look at my head i got some chakra back i can heal you guys now o.k god didnt have to assault me like that.
*The kage stay silent as they look into the sky*
Raikage: holy suger honey ice tea.
Tsunade: no it cant be...
Mizukage: oh my sage of six paths look at that
Madara: yes fear me for i have summoned the one the only ...
*scene switches to naruto and tobi and what appears to be tobi in defeat.*
Tobi: Aye did i mention naruto that if you give up i will give you candy and ice cream and oranges come on you know you want some of that?
naruto: no way matobidara no one uchiha i refuse your offer i have all that in my summoning scrolls.
Tobi: This kid why am i getting raped by him in a battle darn nine tales i understand what i must do
Naruto: why did you say that aloud
Tobi: ... oh yeah damn ummm *uber swag no jutsu.* my most powerful summoning.
Naruto: oh no it cant be...
*who is this powerful summoning?!>.>?!*
Naruto 593: cliff hangers be trollin
*Madara and five kages look up at the sky to see what madara has summoned.*
Raikage: its a giant Nyan cat
Madara: Back before when the sage of six paths was making the tailed beast a mighty entity came before him. it was known as nyan cat from the power of nyan cat he made the ten tails.
Nyan cat: who dares *nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan* awakens me from my rainbow in outer space
*Madara then cast sharingain to control the Nyan cat.*
All kages: we are doomed
Madara: the 1st would not have been doomed * He then starts a very lengthy narrative about the 1st and his great powers*
*scene switches to naruto and tobi*
???: Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee how it hangin?
Might Guy: its the fonz oh no we are doomed the very man who's hair products i use is going to be my downfall.
Naruto: it seems i have been bested but now i use my technique *plot no jutsu.*
Tobi: Nothing can stop the fonz.
Fonz: Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now little kid i dont know whats going on here but i understand that you are the dilemma and i know how to fix a dilemma. * the fonz pulls out a comb and his hair creates a dome that traps naruto*
*The ninja reinforcements finally arrive but cannot enter due to the hair they use their best jutsu's but it is all pointless naruto appears to be screwed.*
Chapter end :scorps::scorps:
so tell me what you think? of my first one
*scene madara is being boss looking at the 5 ka-gays with disappointmint*
Madara: you am no real ninja the 1st would have blah blah blah leveled the empire state building with his thumb then blah blah blah 1st hokage stuff
Tsunade: was my grandpa really that strong to stop Madara who knew.
Raikage: Tsunade y u no strong like 1st hokage?
Tsuchikage: yeah girl why are you so weak
Gaara: i kinda agree you pathetic wimp of a slug excuse for a sannin and a senju you are muff cabbage compared to the 1st i thought the new generation surpasses the old you beat up old nanny.
mizukage: all i wanna say is that your breast are smaller than mine and all the men want me more than you also learn some elements you tramp what jutsu besides healing do you even know?
Tsunade: aye be quiet this is uncalled for look at my head i got some chakra back i can heal you guys now o.k god didnt have to assault me like that.
*The kage stay silent as they look into the sky*
Raikage: holy suger honey ice tea.
Tsunade: no it cant be...
Mizukage: oh my sage of six paths look at that
Madara: yes fear me for i have summoned the one the only ...
*scene switches to naruto and tobi and what appears to be tobi in defeat.*
Tobi: Aye did i mention naruto that if you give up i will give you candy and ice cream and oranges come on you know you want some of that?
naruto: no way matobidara no one uchiha i refuse your offer i have all that in my summoning scrolls.
Tobi: This kid why am i getting raped by him in a battle darn nine tales i understand what i must do
Naruto: why did you say that aloud
Tobi: ... oh yeah damn ummm *uber swag no jutsu.* my most powerful summoning.
Naruto: oh no it cant be...
*who is this powerful summoning?!>.>?!*
Naruto 593: cliff hangers be trollin
*Madara and five kages look up at the sky to see what madara has summoned.*
Raikage: its a giant Nyan cat
Madara: Back before when the sage of six paths was making the tailed beast a mighty entity came before him. it was known as nyan cat from the power of nyan cat he made the ten tails.
Nyan cat: who dares *nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan* awakens me from my rainbow in outer space
*Madara then cast sharingain to control the Nyan cat.*
All kages: we are doomed
Madara: the 1st would not have been doomed * He then starts a very lengthy narrative about the 1st and his great powers*
*scene switches to naruto and tobi*
???: Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee how it hangin?
Might Guy: its the fonz oh no we are doomed the very man who's hair products i use is going to be my downfall.
Naruto: it seems i have been bested but now i use my technique *plot no jutsu.*
Tobi: Nothing can stop the fonz.
Fonz: Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now little kid i dont know whats going on here but i understand that you are the dilemma and i know how to fix a dilemma. * the fonz pulls out a comb and his hair creates a dome that traps naruto*
*The ninja reinforcements finally arrive but cannot enter due to the hair they use their best jutsu's but it is all pointless naruto appears to be screwed.*
Chapter end :scorps::scorps:
so tell me what you think? of my first one
