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I've been reading a lot of members recently saying that if NaruSasu happened, Naruto would be playing the "Female" Role. I think different. Now before I start, I think we're all on the same page that Naruto is Caucasian and Sasuke Japanese/of asian decent, right? Right, okay.

Most Asians make better "Ladyboys" Than any other races. They have smaller frames and more delicate facial features than their Western counterpart making it easier to pass as women than most.

Look at Sasuke's outfit, He wears a skirt and if anything has more outfit changes (3, to be specific) than a fat girl who doesn't know what to wear on a Friday night. Those 3 are only counting SHIPPUDEN. He also wears a purple rope around his waste that points to him having fantasys to be bondaged. Lets not forget how easily Naruto tied him down in part 1.

Sasuke has long hair for an obvious reason and has changed his Hairstyle TWICE in the same season.



People say Naruto is gay because he chased Sasuke for so long. Let's not forget that most men have no self-control, come off too strong and that character flaw will always lead you straight into trouble. Sasuke on the other hand played the role of the woman, who plays hard to get and tends to get moody when things don't go her way. He was around the age where he should have gotten his period when leaving Konoha.

Naruto is obviously Man of the house (Head Of Household). Even Hinata sayed how big his hands feel.You know bigger hands mean bigger...:klaus: ... Naruto performing sexy-jutsu only shows how confident he is with his sexuality and doesn't care if he gets called "gay". That "Gay" guy has Double D's waiting for him at home every evening.

Naruto even left his seat at Hokage to meet his side-ho at a nearby temple.

Need I Say more?
 

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What in the actual fučk is this?
 

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Well Naruto would be a girl.
 

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Edit: ^ obviously didn't read the thread.
Incoming butthurt fapboys. :bdpf:
 

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A thread on who would be the female in the relationship.
Enough NB for today

Lol at whoever would argue against or for this
 

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Yin = feminine
Yang = masculine
Plus with Boruto and Sarada we already know what Kishi thinks of that pairing.
 

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What you mean? Naruto has been wet for Sasuke since age 12.
 

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LORD UCHIHA 06, first butthurt fanboy who negged me.

Ill keep you guys updated.
 

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Not going to read this gay sh**. The reason is obvious y Naruto would be the woman. Now pls let this topic die like it should have in the last thread.
 

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Remember hebi sasukes stripper outfit.
When he Went after the eight tails he ended up being penetrated several times by a big black dude.

Then Ay had him on his back
Then him and Danzo penetrated each other
Then Madara did it to him
And Kabuto filled his belly with his snake juices.
Fun fact:In Vote 2 Sasukes eye was swollen like Rihanna.
(XD I Sasuke still one of my favs )
 

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Not going to read this gay sh**. The reason is obvious y Naruto would be the woman. Now pls let this topic die like it should have in the last thread.

If you read the thread, you'd understand why Sasuke's a wet ho
 

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If you read the thread, you'd understand why Sasuke's a wet ho

Remember hebi sasukes stripper outfit.
When he Went after the eight tails he ended up being penetrated several times by a big black dude.

Then Ay had him on his back
Then him and Danzo penetrated each other
Then Madara did it to him
And Kabuto filled his belly with his snake juices.
Fun fact:In Vote 2 Sasukes eye was swollen like Rihanna.
(XD I Sasuke still one of my favs )

SNAKE JUICES OMG :lmao:
 

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Naruto is saradas mother
 

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dafuq am I reading...
 

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Naruto is saradas mother

Naruto's been more of a father in 5 minutes (refer chapter 700+4) than sasuke's been his whole life. Sasuke's just been used and abused and thats why he spends his time traveling. Admit it.
 

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Naruto's been more of a father in 5 minutes (refer chapter 700+4) than sasuke's been his whole life. Sasuke's just been used and abused and thats why he spends his time traveling. Admit it.

That one scene doesn't mean he is a better father than sasuke, we don't know what sasuke did or does for sarada
 

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That one scene doesn't mean he is a better father than sasuke, we don't know what sasuke did or does for sarada

She doesn't seem to remember.
 
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