It was sunny day at training field of konoha while I was waiting my sharingan teacher... ( based 100% on reality events
Me: What's taking her so long?
* Akiza appears *
Akiza: How did you get out of hospital so fast?
Me: I dunno... I am so awesome?
Akiza: Whatever.... Take care! * disappears *
Me: How the heck am I getting my sharingan teacher now?
* Rei - Senpai appears *
Rei: I Heard that you needed sharingan sensei with my super epic hearing skillz...
Me: Yep, I've already mastered stage one sharingan.
Rei: Okay, we'll start by easy task. I need you to sense my location in this forest * points to forest nearby *. Got it?
Me: Yes, Senpai.
* Rei Substitutes herself in somewhere in forest. *
* I begin by activating my sharingan and Locating Rei in forest *
Me: hmmmhhh.... What is that huge chakra under that tree?
* Kaito Sama is drinking sake under tree and reading X - Rated book *
Me: that's not it...
* kaito sama appears next to me and kicks me *
Kaito: That will be last time you are spying on my books. Got it?
Me: Yes, Sir!
* I start concentrating on finding Rei *
* I sense small chakra in western part of forest
Me: Is that you senpai?
* Rei appers next to me *
Rei: What the **** do you mean by small chakra?! I am kage you know?!?!?!?!
Me: * sob * I meant that you were trying to hide your chakra...
Rei: As punishment of your foolishness you will have to do 500 push ups While I sit on your back.
Me: Yes, Ma'am!
After I've done with push ups another part of training starts....
Rei: This time I will be hiding in lake and you have to throw this pebble where I am. Got it?
Me: Yes!
* Rei jumps in lake *
* I start locating Rei's chakra from lake *
Me: HAHA! found you.
* I throw pebble to huge chakra *
After small time water starts bubbling and Sanbi raises From lake.
Me: Nooooo! Don't eat me! I have thirty wives and 68 children!
* sanbi slaps me *
Me: whut?
* sanbi kicks me away *
When I regain my consciousness I start running back to lake ( I was kicked about two miles away )...
After I've reached the lake I sense chakra from deepest part of it.
* I throw pebble at it *
* Rei - senpai raises from lake *
Rei: What took you so long?
Me: I was attacked by sanbi...
Rei: That's bad excuse. Anyways let's continue....
Rei: This time I want you to Sense my chakra underground. * Uses underground fish projection *
Me: HAHA found you!c * I dodge Rei's Whack A mole technique by jumping backwards *
Rei: Look down fool....
* I fall into Rift on ground *
Me: Help!!! I don't want to die. I am a good boy!
* rei uses Baku shuishouha To make pool of water where I will fall *
Rei: That completes our training but...
Me: Butt whut?
Rei: you need to have one sharingan spar before you master two tomoed sharingan.
Me: WHAT?!
Rei: Do I need to repeat myself?
Me: No, senpai.
Rei: Good, now go home and take long nap...
Me: Everything you say....
That was my epic day.... Tell me what you thought about this, please.
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)Me: What's taking her so long?
* Akiza appears *
Akiza: How did you get out of hospital so fast?
Me: I dunno... I am so awesome?
Akiza: Whatever.... Take care! * disappears *
Me: How the heck am I getting my sharingan teacher now?
* Rei - Senpai appears *
Rei: I Heard that you needed sharingan sensei with my super epic hearing skillz...
Me: Yep, I've already mastered stage one sharingan.
Rei: Okay, we'll start by easy task. I need you to sense my location in this forest * points to forest nearby *. Got it?
Me: Yes, Senpai.
* Rei Substitutes herself in somewhere in forest. *
* I begin by activating my sharingan and Locating Rei in forest *
Me: hmmmhhh.... What is that huge chakra under that tree?
* Kaito Sama is drinking sake under tree and reading X - Rated book *
Me: that's not it...
* kaito sama appears next to me and kicks me *
Kaito: That will be last time you are spying on my books. Got it?
Me: Yes, Sir!
* I start concentrating on finding Rei *
* I sense small chakra in western part of forest
Me: Is that you senpai?
* Rei appers next to me *
Rei: What the **** do you mean by small chakra?! I am kage you know?!?!?!?!
Me: * sob * I meant that you were trying to hide your chakra...
Rei: As punishment of your foolishness you will have to do 500 push ups While I sit on your back.
Me: Yes, Ma'am!
After I've done with push ups another part of training starts....
Rei: This time I will be hiding in lake and you have to throw this pebble where I am. Got it?
Me: Yes!
* Rei jumps in lake *
* I start locating Rei's chakra from lake *
Me: HAHA! found you.
* I throw pebble to huge chakra *
After small time water starts bubbling and Sanbi raises From lake.
Me: Nooooo! Don't eat me! I have thirty wives and 68 children!
* sanbi slaps me *
Me: whut?
* sanbi kicks me away *
When I regain my consciousness I start running back to lake ( I was kicked about two miles away )...
After I've reached the lake I sense chakra from deepest part of it.
* I throw pebble at it *
* Rei - senpai raises from lake *
Rei: What took you so long?
Me: I was attacked by sanbi...
Rei: That's bad excuse. Anyways let's continue....
Rei: This time I want you to Sense my chakra underground. * Uses underground fish projection *
Me: HAHA found you!c * I dodge Rei's Whack A mole technique by jumping backwards *
Rei: Look down fool....
* I fall into Rift on ground *
Me: Help!!! I don't want to die. I am a good boy!
* rei uses Baku shuishouha To make pool of water where I will fall *
Rei: That completes our training but...
Me: Butt whut?
Rei: you need to have one sharingan spar before you master two tomoed sharingan.
Me: WHAT?!
Rei: Do I need to repeat myself?
Me: No, senpai.
Rei: Good, now go home and take long nap...
Me: Everything you say....
That was my epic day.... Tell me what you thought about this, please.
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