my cow just died :(

[patrickscott]

Cows make the world go round. I'm sorry for the loss.

 

[Urda]

Yes sir

Screw off man your jerk


Rip tommy


Indeed

Thank you


What's wrong? She had a skin condition that caused excessive itching. Sadly it ended her.

Skin condition? After knowing that, I wouldn't eat that cow.

 

[Edo Ritsu]

She tried scratching her neck on a saw ;________;

Oh no....

 

[Young Thug]

don't forget to eat her heart to gain her courage

 

[novacore]

I woke up in the morning to get some milk out of my sweet jessica upon going to her quarters I realised she was decapitated. I feel so sad and my family just wants to eat her now. What so ibdonit feels so wrong. She was a very nice cow always there for me. Like an older sibling attacking the neighbourhood bullies and always being there to morally support me. Explain to me the right and wrong s and life. And Also guiding me multiple times with my homework and essays. Its just wrong I wanna bury her not eat her help!! Will rep.

my cow just died reading this

 

[villain55]

my cow just died reading this

Sending positive vibes your way bud

 

[Gyakusetsu]

Was she exhibiting any signs of depression like weight loss, not social with the other cows, disinterested in chewing her cud? This should have been a warning sign to you.

 

[Thekiddreamer]

well u eat her or burry her its same

all is one one is all

 

[Strawberry]

Was she exhibiting any signs of depression like weight loss, not social with the other cows, disinterested in chewing her cud? This should have been a warning sign to you.

Actually she was acting slightly strange and would frequently rub her utters on the wall. Sometimes she would move in a pattern that sort of mimicked the shmoney dance

 

[Hao]

Sorry for your loss bro.

 

[SSS12]

Wow. How far people go to get some attention. Pathetic.

 

[Gyakusetsu]

Actually she was acting slightly strange and would frequently rub her utters on the wall. Sometimes she would move in a pattern that sort of mimicked the shmoney dance

That sounds like she was trying write you a message with the only ink she had available. Although she probably could have used her poo but I'm guessing she didn't want to gross you out, or wasn't in her right mind to think clearly. I'm guessing it was "please eat me after I off myself." You're in the clear. Bon Appétit.

 

[ricky8911]

Lol let's eat her!! Don't let it go to waste I get excited when cow dies

 

[-PK-]

oh poor Jessica.
Your death gave nb this wonderful thread. You will be remembered.

RIP Jessica.

 

[Strawberry]

I'm milking out my tears now

: (

That must've been one hell of an itch

I can only imagine

Aw that is so tragic. May your cow Rest In Peace. She's in a better place now. U_U

<3

Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

Chill its not funny

Cows make the world go round. I'm sorry for the loss.

: (

Skin condition? After knowing that, I wouldn't eat that cow.

me neither

 

[Sugiyama]

She tried scratching her neck on a saw ;________;

Aww, RIP. lol

That sounds like she was trying write you a message with the only ink she had available. Although she probably could have used her poo but I'm guessing she didn't want to gross you out, or wasn't in her right mind to think clearly. I'm guessing it was "please eat me after I off myself." You're in the clear. Bon Appétit.

The message is clear. Lol

 

[Cresee]

May your cow rest in peace.

 

[Akuma]

I woke up in the morning to get some milk out of my sweet jessica upon going to her quarters I realised she was decapitated. I feel so sad and my family just wants to eat her now. What so ibdonit feels so wrong. She was a very nice cow always there for me. Like an older sibling attacking the neighbourhood bullies and always being there to morally support me. Explain to me the right and wrong s and life. And Also guiding me multiple times with my homework and essays. Its just wrong I wanna bury her not eat her help!! Will rep.

Sorry for your loss. May your and everyone's ethereal cow rest with the good souls.

 

[Strawberry]

Thanks Guys, gals and loki for all your kind words. I have burned the foul saw that took my dear jessica. She will not be eaten but rather put to rest in the backyard and her utters will be mounted in my room. The funeral service is to be held tomorow at time square NYC.

 

[BabeyyPinkk]

If your cow was precious to you, dont eat her, bury her. im sure shes in a much better place where all the deceased go. C: