Roku was attacked by these fan girls of his. But for some strange reason, Roku woke up inside a horrid dream.
The Island of Dreams
Roku wakes up to find himself in knight armor beside a large pile of green grapes
Roku - W-w-what the f*ck is this? It's all heaveny..
The grapes beside him started moving towards his body. Closer, closer and closer
Roku - What the heck?!
Mr Strawberry - What are you talking about Mr? Can't you tell this is a stupid old dream?
Roku - But I swear! I wasn't sleeping at all! I was wide awake with my eyes wide open.
Mr Strawberry - That means your a dumba*s! Hahaha
The Grapes slid onto Roku's body, covering it
Mr Strawberry - Aw, the grapes like you!
Mr Strawberry - You should try f*cking them all at once. 100 some
Roku - Yo Strawberry. Shut. The. F*ck. UP! I know you started this dream or what ever it is, so get me out of here!
A floating knife stabs Roku through the arm
Mr Strawberry - How cute is that? And your ass aint getting out of here ya know.
Mr Strawberry [Idea] - Well...... I could get you out.
Roku gave a big grin while a portal sucks him and Strawberry inside
The purple vortex portal spits Roku out.
Roku - Why the f*ck am I wearing a Mario costume? And why are you wearing a Luigi costume?!
Dry Bone - 3..... 2..... 1..... GO!!!!!!!!!!
Roku - Go? Why go?
Roku was in 1st place to start, but the cars behind him stepped on the gas and shot Roku out of the track
Mr Strawberry - Dumbass, can't you tell that this is Mario Kart? Like how I'm in that vacuum thing, and you're in that big fat dumba*s car?
Roku - JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE OKAY?!
Dry Bones - I said go like 5 minutes ago DX<
Roku - You shut up. If you don't get me out of here I'm gonna.
Fuuton: Rasen Shuriken (Wind Style: Spiraling Shuriken)
Type:Attack
Rank: S
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:40
Damage Points:80
Description: A combo of the rasengan and wind manipulation that encases the opponent in a huge violent orb of slicing wind that draws in anyone near by and cuts on the microscopic level but causes +10 damage to the user.
Mr Strawberry - How embarrassing of yourself
Roku - Why isn't it working?
Mr Strawberry - This isn't Naruto you dummy, it's Mario Cart. Nintendoooo. Nintendo dosn't do Naruto. Get that?
Dry Bones - And the winner is... Peach!!!!
Peach - Mario! I won! Gimme a kiss!
Peach puckers her lips out for a kiss from Roku
Roku - You stupid Peach, I'm not that Mario dumbo okay? The name's Roku.
Peach was heartbroken
Roku [Yelling] - You dumba*s strawberry, get me out of this pile of shit right now! Or I'll eat you!
Mr Strawberry - Okay okay.. You should really eat a god candy.
Strawberry poofs Roku out the dream to make him wake up
Real World
Hasashi - Where you thinking about porn while you were sleeping? With your eyes open?
Mugiwara - Are you alright Roku?
Roku - Yeah. That stupid Strawberry created all this okay? So I never noticed anything.
Kyga - Hey Roku, can you get us some hotdogs? [Random]
Roku - Uh, okay.
Kyga opened the door for him, slammed it shut and locked it
Kyga - You were right Strawberry, Roku is gonna be a hobo
Mr Strawberry - I know right
Next chapter : Born to be a Hobo
The Island of Dreams
Roku wakes up to find himself in knight armor beside a large pile of green grapes
Roku - W-w-what the f*ck is this? It's all heaveny..
The grapes beside him started moving towards his body. Closer, closer and closer
Roku - What the heck?!
Mr Strawberry - What are you talking about Mr? Can't you tell this is a stupid old dream?
Roku - But I swear! I wasn't sleeping at all! I was wide awake with my eyes wide open.
Mr Strawberry - That means your a dumba*s! Hahaha
The Grapes slid onto Roku's body, covering it
Mr Strawberry - Aw, the grapes like you!
Mr Strawberry - You should try f*cking them all at once. 100 some
Roku - Yo Strawberry. Shut. The. F*ck. UP! I know you started this dream or what ever it is, so get me out of here!
A floating knife stabs Roku through the arm
Mr Strawberry - How cute is that? And your ass aint getting out of here ya know.
Mr Strawberry [Idea] - Well...... I could get you out.
Roku gave a big grin while a portal sucks him and Strawberry inside
The purple vortex portal spits Roku out.
Roku - Why the f*ck am I wearing a Mario costume? And why are you wearing a Luigi costume?!
Dry Bone - 3..... 2..... 1..... GO!!!!!!!!!!
Roku - Go? Why go?
Roku was in 1st place to start, but the cars behind him stepped on the gas and shot Roku out of the track
Mr Strawberry - Dumbass, can't you tell that this is Mario Kart? Like how I'm in that vacuum thing, and you're in that big fat dumba*s car?
Roku - JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE OKAY?!
Dry Bones - I said go like 5 minutes ago DX<
Roku - You shut up. If you don't get me out of here I'm gonna.
Fuuton: Rasen Shuriken (Wind Style: Spiraling Shuriken)
Type:Attack
Rank: S
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:40
Damage Points:80
Description: A combo of the rasengan and wind manipulation that encases the opponent in a huge violent orb of slicing wind that draws in anyone near by and cuts on the microscopic level but causes +10 damage to the user.
Mr Strawberry - How embarrassing of yourself
Roku - Why isn't it working?
Mr Strawberry - This isn't Naruto you dummy, it's Mario Cart. Nintendoooo. Nintendo dosn't do Naruto. Get that?
Dry Bones - And the winner is... Peach!!!!
Peach - Mario! I won! Gimme a kiss!
Peach puckers her lips out for a kiss from Roku
Roku - You stupid Peach, I'm not that Mario dumbo okay? The name's Roku.
Peach was heartbroken
Roku [Yelling] - You dumba*s strawberry, get me out of this pile of shit right now! Or I'll eat you!
Mr Strawberry - Okay okay.. You should really eat a god candy.
Strawberry poofs Roku out the dream to make him wake up
Real World
Hasashi - Where you thinking about porn while you were sleeping? With your eyes open?
Mugiwara - Are you alright Roku?
Roku - Yeah. That stupid Strawberry created all this okay? So I never noticed anything.
Kyga - Hey Roku, can you get us some hotdogs? [Random]
Roku - Uh, okay.
Kyga opened the door for him, slammed it shut and locked it
Kyga - You were right Strawberry, Roku is gonna be a hobo
Mr Strawberry - I know right
Next chapter : Born to be a Hobo