most unrealistic parts of Naruto?

[Fair Warning]

IMO its

-Never have to use restroom during three day war
- Naruto never went to proper school, ninja academy isnt enough
- Madara is a grown ass man with no hair on his chest
- Minato is most popular guy, dates class clown
- Kakashi denies the poontang from Rin and countless women
- So does Sasuke
- Minato hasn't accidentally teleported halfway through a wall
- Rock Lee
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[Flawž]

Sasuke being straight.

 

[Ganta]

Or maybe weaving hand signs and shooting fire out of your mouth? Or touching the ground and the earth rises? Or havi g a demon fox inside of you? Or having 5 hearts? Or ressurecting dead bodies?

And asians dont have chest hair come on now

 

[Joker]

I think everything is unrealistic, the fact you have giant monsters that can desolate landscapes, and humans who can eat souls; I don't think not using the bathroom is that unrealistic.

 

[Minator93]

Sasuke being straight.

Hahaha indeed.

 

[Kαmi]

No idea why Kakashi and Sasuke are always denying the poontang, probably the most unrealistic thing in the manga.

 

[Henchman24]

IMO its

-People can throw balls of energy at each other.
- One man can cause a sand tsunami.
- People can teleport.
- People have monsters living inside them.
- There is a giant legendary beast that is said to have created everything.
- Large etherial warriors held within eyes.
- Kirin.
- Rock Lee
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Fixed it for ya

 

[Young Vongola]

Getting mauled by 9 mythical beasts and surviving with no broken bones (besides the severed arm) or feeling of pain.

 

[Sir Blades]

Yep and theres a lot more than just that.

 

[SnakeSkinBlade]

Powerful ninja constantly falling for substitution jutsu

 

[-Spoiler-]

am gonna go out on a limb and say all of it?

 

[KingHashirama]

They actually did take a piss ahahaha in the anime atleast.

 

[HiddenSound]

"I am immortal, I am eternal. Your pathetic Jutsu have no chance in killing me."

"Those eyes... Those eyes are finally... mine."

"What nonsense! In the grand scheme of time, you're nothing more than a trivial footnote in the brief history of a cluster of huts called "Konoha"! In time, the Hokage Stone Faces will crumble and be worn down to nothing…"

..........

"People change. It's just a matter of whether they die before it happens."
:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

 

[Son Ryuto Uzumaki]

The goal of the main character was taken from a porn novel writer

 

[awesomeseimei]

Eyes on arms, mouths on hands etc. :|

 

[paratise]

Rock Lee is the most realistic ninja in NV.

OT: Tobi not taking Naruto earlier.
Somehow Everyone legimately believing and falling in tnj.
Zetsu still kicking it while Everyone thought he was the weakest Akatsuki and rest stronger ones are dead.

 

[awesomeseimei]

Zetsu still kicking it while Everyone thought he was the weakest Akatsuki and rest stronger ones are dead.

But Zetsu is made of Hashi cells/Madara's "will". That sounds like a recipe for surviving anything in NV is you ask me :| Of course he's not offensively strong, but he has the best survivability feats.

 

[brownbear]

did the fact that its all fiction(not effin real!!!!) ever cross your mind????? its all unrealistic.

ot: asuma is the only one who smokes.

 

[Xāvî1]

No idea ...........