Naruto, he is "the number one hyperactive knucklehead ninja" after all
Minato & Sasuke because minato hell you can predict what he's going to do but you can't predict what you're going to do after he slices you & sasuke because no one knows what he's going to do....ever & for the stupid ppl that pick naruto, well you're stupid because he only sh!t spams rasengan with a tailed beast, pathetic.