Kaneki Kun
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| The Beginning |
So here I am sitting down on my computer on Narutobase (Most historic member thread) when I spot a black moving figure on the wall. I proceed to turn on the lights when i saw it......it was a roach. Disgusted by it's presence I prepare myself for battle, I grab my rookies and a broom as my weapons. I slowly approach it and slam my shoe against...or so I thought!
| The Battle Has Begun |
The Roach quickly dodges and runs across the living room floor, I start slamming my broom as fast as I can everywhere. He escapes under a TV stand, I slide my broom underneath and surprise him! He continues to evade my attacks and switch underneath between the TV stand and my computer setup (this continues for a good 5 minutes)
Then I remember all those years of watching animal planet and realize to sit back and wait like the predator I was.
| It Takes Flight |
I see him moving around and finally revealing himself in the open, I throw my shoe at him with no mercy and completely miss in fear of him getting close. I sprint towards and him and continue to swing my broom when he spreads his wings and starts flying. At this point I am no longer the predator but the prey, I retreat as soon as possible to the kitchen to catch my breath.
| The Last Time |
At this point I'm the battle has lasted 18 minutes and I want to hurry up and continue reading the thread without interruption. I spot him casually walking around in the living room....I attack. With everything I got I slam the broom right on him before he can take off then crush him with my shoe, I continue to attack until his legs are broken off and his body is smashed into 5 parts.
| Victory |
I clean up the mess, go outside looking up towards the moonlight and utter underneath my breath "I can sit down now"
So is this the most epic battle or nah?
I can't stand roaches! The only that that will make me run in fear to the nearest exit!
Every time I see one I know it's going to be a time consuming mess.
Haven't seen one in the past 6 months but now that the weather is getting warmer hell is coming.
Do you hate roaches? Scratch that I know you do.
So here I am sitting down on my computer on Narutobase (Most historic member thread) when I spot a black moving figure on the wall. I proceed to turn on the lights when i saw it......it was a roach. Disgusted by it's presence I prepare myself for battle, I grab my rookies and a broom as my weapons. I slowly approach it and slam my shoe against...or so I thought!
| The Battle Has Begun |
The Roach quickly dodges and runs across the living room floor, I start slamming my broom as fast as I can everywhere. He escapes under a TV stand, I slide my broom underneath and surprise him! He continues to evade my attacks and switch underneath between the TV stand and my computer setup (this continues for a good 5 minutes)
Then I remember all those years of watching animal planet and realize to sit back and wait like the predator I was.
| It Takes Flight |
I see him moving around and finally revealing himself in the open, I throw my shoe at him with no mercy and completely miss in fear of him getting close. I sprint towards and him and continue to swing my broom when he spreads his wings and starts flying. At this point I am no longer the predator but the prey, I retreat as soon as possible to the kitchen to catch my breath.
| The Last Time |
At this point I'm the battle has lasted 18 minutes and I want to hurry up and continue reading the thread without interruption. I spot him casually walking around in the living room....I attack. With everything I got I slam the broom right on him before he can take off then crush him with my shoe, I continue to attack until his legs are broken off and his body is smashed into 5 parts.
| Victory |
I clean up the mess, go outside looking up towards the moonlight and utter underneath my breath "I can sit down now"
So is this the most epic battle or nah?
I can't stand roaches! The only that that will make me run in fear to the nearest exit!
Every time I see one I know it's going to be a time consuming mess.
Haven't seen one in the past 6 months but now that the weather is getting warmer hell is coming.
Do you hate roaches? Scratch that I know you do.
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