Most epic battle?

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| The Beginning |
So here I am sitting down on my computer on Narutobase (Most historic member thread) when I spot a black moving figure on the wall. I proceed to turn on the lights when i saw it......it was a roach. Disgusted by it's presence I prepare myself for battle, I grab my rookies and a broom as my weapons. I slowly approach it and slam my shoe against...or so I thought!

| The Battle Has Begun |
The Roach quickly dodges and runs across the living room floor, I start slamming my broom as fast as I can everywhere. He escapes under a TV stand, I slide my broom underneath and surprise him! He continues to evade my attacks and switch underneath between the TV stand and my computer setup (this continues for a good 5 minutes)
Then I remember all those years of watching animal planet and realize to sit back and wait like the predator I was.

| It Takes Flight |
I see him moving around and finally revealing himself in the open, I throw my shoe at him with no mercy and completely miss in fear of him getting close. I sprint towards and him and continue to swing my broom when he spreads his wings and starts flying. At this point I am no longer the predator but the prey, I retreat as soon as possible to the kitchen to catch my breath.

| The Last Time |
At this point I'm the battle has lasted 18 minutes and I want to hurry up and continue reading the thread without interruption. I spot him casually walking around in the living room....I attack. With everything I got I slam the broom right on him before he can take off then crush him with my shoe, I continue to attack until his legs are broken off and his body is smashed into 5 parts.

| Victory |
I clean up the mess, go outside looking up towards the moonlight and utter underneath my breath "I can sit down now"


So is this the most epic battle or nah?
I can't stand roaches! The only that that will make me run in fear to the nearest exit!
Every time I see one I know it's going to be a time consuming mess.
Haven't seen one in the past 6 months but now that the weather is getting warmer hell is coming.
Do you hate roaches? Scratch that I know you do.
 
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I was reading some creepy stuff about the dark web, and when I turned my light on, a huge spider was on my bed next to where my head was. Then we had an "epic" battle where I desperately tried to find a weapon without losing sight of it.

Thank god I got up though!
 

Kaneki Kun

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Damn B you got roaches? Kill all them f-ckers...
Sadly man, the past couple months have been roach free but since summer is on the come they pop up here and there.
As long as the house stays clean and organized I'm not sweating it but one of the f-ckers always sneak in to mess with me XD
 

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"At this point I am no longer the predator but the prey", lmao I enjoyed reading, but get rid of them roaches if they ain't paying no rent my dude.
 

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Do you have any kind of room heater? shut all the doors, switch on the heater and gtfo. Those little f-ckers will come out and wilt and die, its a great sight to behold.
 

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"At this point I am no longer the predator but the prey", lmao I enjoyed reading, but get rid of them roaches if they ain't paying no rent my dude.
Lmao thank you.
It's Florida and during the summer it's crazy how they get.
It never gets crazy at my house maybe like 1 or 2 in a week (during late spring and summer) but going outside and looking around in the grass they just thrive.
 

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I read somewhere that roaches are just as grossed out from us as we are of them.

Next time, pour oil all over your house, walk out, and then throw a lit match. It's the only way.
 
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