Most embarrasing/awkward moment

[Fair Warning]

Most embarrasing: I was changing for Gym class, and I was the last in there, so this old girl teacher thought no one was inside and walked in on me in my underwear. Scarred for life

Awkward: I was giving a speech presentation, and I meant to say condominiums to sound professional. I choked up and just said condoms. So this is what i said. "Single men can purchase extremely large condoms for a good price. And use them for any reason they please under government regulations. They can even resell them used."

The whole class was just staring at me in silence


sooo yeah, what are yours? Feel free to laugh at me

 

[Kages]

:rofl: That was a funny read lol

 

[CharlieBundels]

Embarrassing: I played Hamlet in the school play, I was doing so well up there, but I choked up and misread the script. Instead of kissing the girl, I raped her on stage. I now reside at my local prison, where I share a cell with a butt hungry psychopath.

Awkward: I once called a female teacher "sir". She gave me the dirtiest look ever, it was freaking awkward.

 

[rollin]

Over trusted a fart and ****ted my pants

 

[Fair Warning]

Over trusted a fart and ****ted my pants

I over trusted letting urine flow just to the tip of my wiener, and pissed.

 

[godzillard]

when i peed on the floor doing a presentation to the class.....
(i was wearing a dress) and every one started laughing at me......
the teacher yelled at me and told me to clean it up...
she made me scrubb it up with papertowels....
i wanted to die....
i was in 2nd grade

 

[Jin Hayami]

Most embarrassing: Thanksgiving me and my brother finish lunch at our grandparents. We go out and get really messed up. Suddenly my dad calls and says we have dinner with our other grandparents in ten minutes. We get there and we cannot keep it together. My dad is pissed. My mom is clueless. My brother and I are trashed. Halfway through dinner my mom says something about my eyes being red. I say I caught a cigarette cherry in the eye while we were driving over. She gets up to get more food for the table. My grandmother leans over and hands me eye drops. I'm thinking awesome this will help me get through dinner. Then she says "Handle your ****!" My grandmother called me a bitch...

Most Awkward: I'd been living with this dude for like six months and he was an awesome roommate. One day we drove past the Gay Pride Rally HQ and we all started joking about how each other should go to it. Later I was telling him the story over dinner and i guess he thought i was saying he should go instead of just telling him the story. He says no he's not into all that pride stuff. I say well yeah...wait what? I had it in my head at that point but you know just coming out and asking someone if they're gay is kinda touchy. After an awkward silence he says he though i knew. Another awkward silence and the whole time I'm thinking about everytime I've called him a homo or gay as a friendly insult and I felt horrible. Finally we just look at each other and start laughing. He calls me an ******* and we finish our meal and get back to work.

 

[Morgiana]

-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school

 

[Fair Warning]

when i peed on the floor doing a presentation to the class.....
(i was wearing a dress) and every one started laughing at me......
the teacher yelled at me and told me to clean it up...
she made me scrubb it up with papertowels....
i wanted to die....
i was in 2nd grade

Same thing happened to me in second grade. The teacher wouldnt let me use the bathroom and I said, "Fine my pants will do just fine." and then it happened

 

[godzillard]

Same thing happened to me in second grade. The teacher wouldnt let me use the bathroom and I said, "Fine my pants will do just fine." and then it happened

the teacher made fun of me with other students...
i became depressed as a young girl after that

 

[Fair Warning]

Most embarrassing: Thanksgiving me and my brother finish lunch at our grandparents. We go out and get really messed up. Suddenly my dad calls and says we have dinner with our other grandparents in ten minutes. We get there and we cannot keep it together. My dad is pissed. My mom is clueless. My brother and I are trashed. Halfway through dinner my mom says something about my eyes being red. I say I caught a cigarette cherry in the eye while we were driving over. She gets up to get more food for the table. My grandmother leans over and hands me eye drops. I'm thinking awesome this will help me get through dinner. Then she says "Handle your ****!" My grandmother called me a bitch...

Most Awkward: I'd been living with this dude for like six months and he was an awesome roommate. One day we drove past the Gay Pride Rally HQ and we all started joking about how each other should go to it. Later I was telling him the story over dinner and i guess he thought i was saying he should go instead of just telling him the story. He says no he's not into all that pride stuff. I say well yeah...wait what? I had it in my head at that point but you know just coming out and asking someone if they're gay is kinda touchy. After an awkward silence he says he though i knew. Another awkward silence and the whole time I'm thinking about everytime I've called him a homo or gay as a friendly insult and I felt horrible. Finally we just look at each other and start laughing. He calls me an ******* and we finish our meal and get back to work.

I've done the second one before. I kept joking how my friend would never get a girlfriend like me, one day he just says "Because i will have a boyfriend." I felt so bad the whole time for making fun of him

 

[Wumbo]

I have no embarrassing/akward moments, that's how awesome I am!

 

[Fair Warning]

I have no embarrassing/akward moments, that's how awesome I am!

Lies

 

[Wumbo]

Lies

Stop it, you're embarrassing me.

 

[Fair Warning]

Stop it, you're embarrassing me.

Aha!

 

[Wang]

when i peed on the floor doing a presentation to the class.....
(i was wearing a dress) and every one started laughing at me......
the teacher yelled at me and told me to clean it up...
she made me scrubb it up with papertowels....
i wanted to die....
i was in 2nd grade

Same thing happened to me...senior year of high school

 

[kmrasengan]

I don't have any awkward or embarassing moments.

 

[Wang]

Stop it, you're embarrassing me.

How awkward