Thane
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Minato: So it has finally come to this?
Itachi: So it would seem, the battle of the ages. Now bring it, you ginger lover!
Minato: RASENGAN!
Itachi: Bluh! So fast! But try this! Tsukuyomi!
Minato: Oh no! That's so lame dude!
Itachi: I know, and now! Susano'o spam!!!
Minato: F*ck you!
*Game over*
*Minato threw the controller on the ground while Itachi was dancing the Uchiha victory dance, invented by Madara Uchiha*
Minato: You're such a loser, you know!
Itachi: You still lost! You remember our bet, right?
Minato: Yeah, yeah...I'll do it...
*Next day*
*Minato looked at the crowd beneath him. A happy lot, celebrating the annual 'Konoha pwned a tailed beast' festival. Minato found it hard to be cheerful, however, as he had yet to hold his speech. Which had been altered "slightly" due to recent events*
Minato: Dear people of Konoha!
*The crowd looked up, eyes wide in anticipation. Minato drew a long sigh*
Minato: ...I'm a pretty, pretty little boy, with long eyelashes and a cute smile and...I like men...That is all.
*The crowd fell silent*
Naruto: Uh...dad?
*Minato faced a certain black-haired individual whose laughter was currently the only thing that made a sound in the Hidden Leaf*
Minato: I hate you so much.
Itachi: I know, I know, I'm awesome. So...next bet?
Minato: Alright, this time, you'll be playing as Hashirama, while I play 13-year-old Tenten. If I win, you're telling Sasuke you're actually a girl.
The End
I know it's not as funny as my 'The Akatsuki in the afterlife', but I still felt like I should write another short story to celebrate my return to this forum (after a few days off due to technical instability). I've missed you all!
Itachi: So it would seem, the battle of the ages. Now bring it, you ginger lover!
Minato: RASENGAN!
Itachi: Bluh! So fast! But try this! Tsukuyomi!
Minato: Oh no! That's so lame dude!
Itachi: I know, and now! Susano'o spam!!!
Minato: F*ck you!
*Game over*
*Minato threw the controller on the ground while Itachi was dancing the Uchiha victory dance, invented by Madara Uchiha*
Minato: You're such a loser, you know!
Itachi: You still lost! You remember our bet, right?
Minato: Yeah, yeah...I'll do it...
*Next day*
*Minato looked at the crowd beneath him. A happy lot, celebrating the annual 'Konoha pwned a tailed beast' festival. Minato found it hard to be cheerful, however, as he had yet to hold his speech. Which had been altered "slightly" due to recent events*
Minato: Dear people of Konoha!
*The crowd looked up, eyes wide in anticipation. Minato drew a long sigh*
Minato: ...I'm a pretty, pretty little boy, with long eyelashes and a cute smile and...I like men...That is all.
*The crowd fell silent*
Naruto: Uh...dad?
*Minato faced a certain black-haired individual whose laughter was currently the only thing that made a sound in the Hidden Leaf*
Minato: I hate you so much.
Itachi: I know, I know, I'm awesome. So...next bet?
Minato: Alright, this time, you'll be playing as Hashirama, while I play 13-year-old Tenten. If I win, you're telling Sasuke you're actually a girl.
The End
I know it's not as funny as my 'The Akatsuki in the afterlife', but I still felt like I should write another short story to celebrate my return to this forum (after a few days off due to technical instability). I've missed you all!
made me crack a smile 
