Me vs TobiJr rap battle

[Commander Axe]

I'm waiting dude, you go first.

 

[Commander Axe]

Ladies first. So start.

i already claimed you go first fool ya fool, the thread makers always makes the rule and my rule is you go first now go.

 

[SilverSlick]

Aw shit, dope as battle bout to start.

 

[Commander Axe]

You must be scared, You called me out.. Saying you would Destroy me. Let's see what you've got?

lol you called me out saying you can rhyme better, such an idiot....

 

[Netsui]

Just start already. TobiJr, you should have started since you were told to start first. Just start before this gets no where. xd

 

[Commander Axe]

Resulting in insults it's okay, You will totally destroy me.. Did I do good with the sarcasm?

not really xd
but lets begin

* Ok tobi lets see what you got
come and face me oh great big shot
you say you can rhyme, but i highly doubt that
you probably rap even worse than the cat in the hat*

 

[Commander Axe]

Okay man really is that all you've got?
Come on dude really you're not all that hot..
You had me trippin' dude you're just big joke
You really seem like you're smoking coke..
I'm just warming up, hope I didn't make you mad
Now why don't you go cry to your boyfriend chad.

lame

*WAS THAT ALL YOU GOT, TOO BAD
YOUR RAPS ARE JUST MAKING ME SAD
WHEN YOU RAP, YOU MAKE MY EARS BLEED
TO TOP IT OFF YOUR HAIRLINE HAS RECEDE
YOU THINK YOU CAN RAP BUT YOU REALLY CAN'T
YOU BEING A GOOD RAPPER IS A WISH NO GENIE CAN GRANT
YOUR DEAD HERE, AS FAR AS I CAN SEE
IMMA REWRITE YOUR STYLE LIKE I'M USING INZANAMI.*

 

[Wakoo]

damn called u gay

 

[Commander Axe]

Wow dude, your flow is whack
really dude you need a ****ing smack
thinking you're real shit dude just please
your rapping sounds like a bunch of bees
Just STOP now while you're ahead
I'm just warming up like I said
Come on now I don't want to blow
You're wasting my time you thirsty hoe.

*GOD DAMN YOUR RAPS ARE LAME
YOUR JUST A BEAST WHICH I WILL TAME
YOU SAY MY FLOW IS WHACK? YOUR FUNNY
YOUR SILLIER THAN THE DAMN TRIX BUNNY
ITS OVER DUDE, YOU STAND NO CHANCE
MY RAPS ARE SUPERIOR AND MORE ADVANCE
ME AND YOU, WERE NOT EVEN COMPARABLE
MY RAPS ARE SWEET AND YOURS ARE UNBEARABLE*

don't waste my time tobi.

 

[wridacule]

U_U c'mon fellas you can do better than this! where are the metaphors? the multi's? the punchlines? so far youre both losing if you ask me...U_U

 

[Commander Axe]

I'll try to level your understanding
like you told me you're ****ing unbearing
I know i'm a beast thanks for that
now let me feast on your sad sad rap
I can't compare to you, I think you're right
I'm on a different level then you
You're on some kind of stupid shit
if you believe you're doin' shit
Your rhymes just stop please
got me prayin' to god on my knees
You're LAME fuzzy in the brain
I'm bout to blow you damn eskimo
Just give-up there's no ****ing hope
Now go hang yourself on a damn rope.

You're done.

that sucked really hard bro

*OK LET ME WRAP THINGS UP HERE
YOUR RAPPING IS BRINGING SADNESS NEAR
I'M A RAP GOD, YOUR THE START OF THE APOCALYSPE
I HAVE YOUR DEFEAT RIGHT ON TOP MY FINGERTIP
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, YOU'VE LOST MY RESPECT
JUST LIKE IN POKEMON, YOUR ATTACKS HAD NO EFFECT
YOU CALL YOURSELF A RAPPER WITH SUCH LAME STYLE?
LIKE MINATO MY RAPS ARE WAY MORE VERSATILE
ITS OVER NOW, YOU'VE BEEN COMPLETELY ANNIHALATED
LIKE ARNOLD SAYS, YOU'VE BEEN TERMINATED
I'M OUT NOW, YOU'VE ALEADY LOST THIS BATTLE
I'VE MILKED YOU DRY LIKE AN OLD USED UP CATTLE*

 

[wridacule]

that sucked really hard bro

*OK LET ME WRAP THINGS UP HERE
YOUR RAPPING IS BRINGING SADNESS NEAR
I'M A RAP GOD, YOUR THE START OF THE APOCALYSPE
I HAVE YOUR DEFEAT RIGHT ON TOP MY FINGERTIP
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, YOU'VE LOST MY RESPECT
JUST LIKE IN POKEMON, YOUR ATTACKS HAD NO EFFECT
YOU CALL YOURSELF A RAPPER WITH SUCH LAME STYLE?
LIKE MINATO MY RAPS ARE WAY MORE VERSATILE
ITS OVER NOW, YOU'VE BEEN COMPLETELY ANNIHALATED
LIKE ARNOLD SAYS, YOU'VE BEEN TERMINATED
I'M OUT NOW, YOU'VE ALEADY LOST THIS BATTLE
I'VE MILKED YOU DRY LIKE AN OLD USED UP CATTLE*

now THAT is a battle rap verse:ice: somehow i knew youd asnwer the call

 

[Commander Axe]

now THAT is a battle rap verse:ice: somehow i knew youd asnwer the call

lol i was just warming up back thenxd thats when i got a little serious

 

[Commander Axe]

You think i'm done boy quit that frontin'
I'm bout to come at you likemy prey and i'm straight huntin'
You suck kid talking about let's rap this up
Only thing you could wrap is my burrito
Okay maybe that was harsh, you are pretty decent
lets correct the wrong I'm bout to shit on you
Like king kong..

lol that was confusing there

 

[wridacule]

yeah no offense tobi but this is over. you deff. need to refer to my first post and do a little homework before you agree to another battle. + rep for the effort though. not easy to put ones self out there especially in a public forum

 

[Commander Axe]

yeah no offense tobi but this is over. you deff. need to refer to my first post and do a little homework before you agree to another battle. + rep for the effort though. not easy to put ones self out there especially in a public forum

yea agreed.

Anyway tobi its been fun, i'm going to go watch some more eps of fairy tail. peace.