mcdonalds

[Opiuchus05]

Who finds enough time to jack off into a sandwich?
It only takes a few minutes to get your food at mcdonalds

 

[-Punk-]

OMFG lol that sucks , McDonald's is a shit place , she deserves money , poor woman she is a trooper .

 

[Joker]

Wait, so does that mean I eat sperm?!?!?!?

You do it on the daily, so why the fuss now?

 

[The7thHokage]

Why is everyone so pissed about this ?

I dont feel the same way, is it because I know a friend who does this for a hobby ?

 

[Isa Claire]

Who finds enough time to jack off into a sandwich?
It only takes a few minutes to get your food at mcdonalds

They Did it In the Mayo.
Maybe before it Opened someone had a quicky

 

[Isa Claire]

You do it on the daily, so why the fuss now?

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[The7thHokage]

No because there is the risk of nasty people doing nasty shit to your food. You really dont know how to read in between the lines huh, dont take sentences for literal matter.

Chill, I didnt tell you to go and offer free BJs for the McDonald's staff :|

I was just kidding, ffs.

 

[Wolfus]

Damn it, that's the one I always order. Well, I don't live in the US. Which doesn't really help, because brazil is always worse. Damn...

 

[Solog0d]

OMFG lol that sucks , McDonald's is a shit place , she deserves money , poor women she is a trooper .

SO MCD is a Sht place because one Fker has jerked in a sandwich.? ya'll gotta take a break. but you eat it anyways bruh

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Why is everyone so pissed about this ?

I dont feel the same way, is it because I know a friend who does this for a hobby ?

It gave her herpes -__-. And do what for a hobby? Put sperm in others' sandwiches or eat it?

 

[Kαmi]

Who finds enough time to jack off into a sandwich?
It only takes a few minutes to get your food at mcdonalds

That's what I'm wondering lmfao maybe he saved it somewhere otherwise this guy is the type of minute man that ends up getting a girl pregnant

Why is everyone so pissed about this ?

I dont feel the same way, is it because I know a friend who does this for a hobby ?

It's always a little different when you end up with a STD Lol

 

[-Punk-]

SO MCD is a Sht place because one Fker has jerked in a sandwhich.? ya'll gotta take a break. but you eat it anyways bruh

Yes , I don't eat there .

 

[RaitonOniKairRasengan]

Fake story, but I don't doubt this has happened sometime in history. Minus the herpes part.

 

[villain55]

You do it on the daily, so why the fuss now?

Look who's talking LDS, I bet you cleaned the shower-head with your tooth brush and clean your teeth with it afterwards.

 

[Joker]

That's what I'm wondering lmfao maybe he saved it somewhere otherwise this guy is the type of minute man that ends up getting a girl pregnant


It's always a little different when you end up with a STD Lol

Minute man? You mean Penguin?

 

[Solog0d]

Yes , I don't eat there .

why Not? the food is good, doe i don't live in the USA so i am lucky thats how my Opinion is very different. and the mayo here ain't white. its not actually mayo but fried sauce.

 

[Slowpoke]

How did he even find time to do that? ​

 

[The7thHokage]

That's what I'm wondering lmfao maybe he saved it somewhere otherwise this guy is the type of minute man that ends up getting a girl pregnant


It's always a little different when you end up with a STD Lol

Oh, she caught herpes :|

I didnt read all of that...man, what an *******. Someone better put him in the jail with the most rape counts.

 

[Joker]

Look who's talking LDS, I bet you cleaned the shower-head with your tooth brush and clean your teeth with it.

I cleaned it with your Mom's tongue. Man, was she getting it on. Cleaned it so well, it looked like she used Oxy Clean.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

How did he even find time to do that? ​

He probably put his sperm in a jar, and then put it in the mayo...