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You won’t believe what was in the McDonald’s mayo ‘The Texture Was Familiar’ the woman said.
A woman in the state of Michigan was in disgusted when she had lunch last week at a local McDonald’s. The 31 year old, Lisa McDowell was having a bite to eat with her friends when she ordered a McChicken sandwich. She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed a clump of mayonnaise on the side of her bun. She licked it off, but when she tasted it she immediately realized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”

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The woman then called over the manager who denied the allegations, she then took matters into her own hands and contacted the local health department. They sent the “mayo” off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen. YES, you heard that right! And to make matters worse, a couple days later, McDowell awoke from her sleep with a red rash in the corner of her mouth. The rash then spread and developed into severe blisters. She then took a trip to her doctor and he verified that she had contracted the herpes virus, which she claims was a result of her tainted McChicken sandwich from McDonald’s.
The manager has fired two employees as a result of her allegations and the test results. The manager of the McDonald’s also said, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”


 

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I immediately knew what this was about when there was a mentioning of a woman and a clump in the mayonnaise :|
 

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So it was sperm if i am correct?
 

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wow.....


...this is why i dont like McD - literally McD
 

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Oh I heard about that! Thank goodness I don't eat mayo, I can't believe those employees pulled that trifling shit and gave that woman an STD. Smh
 

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That's ****ed up. Gave a poor women Herpes for what?
 

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You won’t believe what was in the McDonald’s mayo ‘The Texture Was Familiar’ the woman said.
A woman in the state of Michigan was in disgusted when she had lunch last week at a local McDonald’s. The 31 year old, Lisa McDowell was having a bite to eat with her friends when she ordered a McChicken sandwich. She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed a clump of mayonnaise on the side of her bun. She licked it off, but when she tasted it she immediately realized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”

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The woman then called over the manager who denied the allegations, she then took matters into her own hands and contacted the local health department. They sent the “mayo” off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen. YES, you heard that right! And to make matters worse, a couple days later, McDowell awoke from her sleep with a red rash in the corner of her mouth. The rash then spread and developed into severe blisters. She then took a trip to her doctor and he verified that she had contracted the herpes virus, which she claims was a result of her tainted McChicken sandwich from McDonald’s.
The manager has fired two employees as a result of her allegations and the test results. The manager of the McDonald’s also said, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”



Didn't even need to read to know that you're talking about Nut. So that's what's in McDonalds' Mayo. That's nasty.
 

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That is disturbing and plain evil.
That is why I dont eat in fast-food restaurants.
 

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Never eating at Mcd's again such cruel people U_U
 

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Wait, so does that mean I eat sperm?!?!?!?
 

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Yes.
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that is nasty. THis is Fcking nasty my children.

doe they need to check themselves if that gives a woman herpes XDXD yo balls ain't clean babbbbyy!!! -chris smoove
 

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Yooo this is just gross. Thank god I don't eat at McDonalds....
 

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Because you end up with sandwiches that some people ejaculated on ?

:|

No because there is the risk of nasty people doing nasty shit to your food. You really dont know how to read in between the lines huh, dont take sentences for literal matter.
 
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