Two men chats as Naruto is on TV. And they're not watching.
Mario : You said you came from Japan ?
I'm half japanese myself, you know.
But I was was born and raised here.
If you have any question, feel free to ask me.
Yakuza : Huh ... Do you have a lot of guns here ?
I'm still not used to the lack of Gun law of your country.
Mario : You're a Yakuza, pal. What are you talking about ?
Whatever country you come from, the gangster world is the same.
But, yeah, I guess kids are raised differently here.
If a kid gets bullied here, he doesn't commit suicide.
He takes a gun and apply justice himself.
Yakuza : Huh ?
Mario : You know Rockefeller Center ?
During Chrismas, in front of the center, there is chorus like in Chrismas Carol.
We were having a Countdown party.
Inside the center, there is a billboard with light and everything.
Everyday, we're counting here every man, woman or whatever who died by a bullet
Now tell me, how many people do you think we find everyday, on a daily basis ?
Yakuza : How should I kn ...
Mario : 100 dead bodies.
And this Bullock here has a part to play.
with about 3 Kg on the trigger pull
The trip is not even 1 CM here.
This trigger here loves his job way too much.
Yakuza : Hiiiii !
Mario : Thoses are japan made firecrackers. It was a fake.
You know firecrackers, don't you ?
Yakuza : What are you after ?
Mario : Money !
I've been stealing illegaly money from the group.
Another thing, I have italian made firecrackers too.
And I don't plan on using theses as fakes.
But I guess we don't need to go to the billboard, after all.
Voice : Yes.
Wait for me at the park, Mario.
Mario : Let's go, Ken !
now we're going a Tomy's, right ?
Ken : now we're going a Times Square, but after we eat.
The luggage seems to be heavy, I'll take it.
Mario : No ! money's weight is one weight I just can't get enough of.
Well, let's get to Square then already.
End
Killer Mario's story to be continued in Jump SQ of June.
