Man, unhappy with ex-wife, buys house next to her and puts up gigantic middle finger

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In Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, Alan Markovitz, not satisfied with expressing his distaste for his ex-wife in just words, has bought and moved into a home that sits right next door to a house that’s occupied by…his ex-wife. That’s funny enough, but as WJBK Fox 2 points out, the cherry on top of this cupcake is an almost 12-foot high statue of a middle finger Markovitz put in his back yard, pointed toward his former love and her new boyfriend.

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It has a spotlight that illuminates it during the evening.

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Fox 2 wasn’t able to get the ex-wife on the horn, but did speak with Markovitz. He told them that the plan was to get even with the new boyfriend, because two had allegedly had an affair while she was still married to our favorite art patron. He also told them that it wasn’t his intention for this to be public and that it only spread after his ex-wife’s daughter posted a picture on her Twitter account.

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A private message, however, would be out of character for Mr. Markovitz. He’s quite the deal in Detroit. As this Deadline Detroit article summarizes in its first paragraph, “He's been shot twice, and he once was the target of a murder contract. He wrote an autobiography and bought and sold 11 local topless clubs…He once used a chimp in an act with predictably strange results.” And that’s not it.

Fox 2 asked a very good question: is this legal? Their legal analyst Charlie Langton says “Unless this city has some ordinance, that prevents these kind of fingers from being illegal of some kind – no! You could have a statue, some people might call it art, I don’t know, but there’s nothing illegal about it…I know it doesn’t look good, but there’s nothing illegal about it. Get over it!”

[video=youtube;QZQTf1QSJiU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZQTf1QSJiU[/video]
 

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This is such a fail.

He obviously still cares, much more than the boyfriend cares about him, I'm sure. It's only going to put a smile on the boyfriend's face when he's getting some, knowing how bothered the ex is about the entire situation.

And he lives right next door! *facepalm*

If I was truly mean, I could piss her ex off in so many ways. One of them being playing her womanly "screams" on loud speakers so he'd hear her...nice..and...clear. That's just the tip of the iceberg, my imagination would antagonize him as long as he lives next door. He wouldn't want war.
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Sounds like a really bad break up but this woman and her new BEAU deserve it and her new beau better use the sense he's got- once a cheater always a cheater and she will do to him what she did to her first husband.

However, good show, i thought that was bloody brilliant.
 
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