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I was bored. I have to go to a conference tomorrow and have a little time to kill until then. This is just something to different that the tobi/obito/madara/naruto spam threads.
Make Out Tactics: Special Issue Leaf Edition Volume I
The Challenge is on. Win Ayame’s heart.
Scene: Kakashi and Guy are eating at Ichiraku’s Ramen shop during the day time.
Guy: So where is Naruto, I’m surprised he’s not here.
Kakashi: He is off training with Jiraiya the strongest shinobi in the entire leaf village. His powers are second to none.
Guy: Oh, I see. Well Lee is off on a mission as well. It tears my heart apart that he is gone, such youth, such courage, LEE THE HANDSOME DEVIL OF THE LEAF!!!!
“Kakashi looks at Lee thinking WTF?!”
Kakashi: It seems we both have some spare time. This will give time to catch up on my reading.
Guy: Not so fast Kakashi, it is time for another hot blooded challenge. This time it is your turn to pick, but just remember that I’m in the lead.
“Ayame brings out the ramen”
Ayame: Here you go, your ramen is ready.
“Kakashi starts eating”
Guy: So what will the challenge be? A taijutsu battle, or a pushup challenge, a race, or…
“Ayame walks away and knocks over a book; it is a copy of Make Out Tactics”
“Kakashi is thinking: She reads Make Out Tactics the best novel of all time, there’s no way. I have to have her”
Guy: I see how it is Kakashi, but it’s really too bad. How could she ever choose you when I Guy stand before her with my hot blooded passion.
Kakashi: Ok Guy, the next challenge is to win Ayame heart. The first one to do it wins.
Guy: OK KAKASHI, I WILL SHOW HER THE POWER OF YOUTH!!!
Kakashi: Just one more thing Guy.
“Kakashi stares at Guy with a determined looked straight in his eyes”
“Kakashi’s sharingan begins to rotate”
Guy: Kakashi, Why are you looking at me like that?
Kakashi: Genjutsu!!!
“Guys face falls into his ramen”
Kakashi: Ayame, do you have any plans tonight?
“Ayame stares at Kakashi with a gleaming look in her eyes”
Ayame: I have work for another 4 hours, but then I’m free.
Kakashi: I will be back in 4 hours then.
Scene: Genjutsu World:
“Kakashi and Ayame are walking together.”
Guy: Wait Ayame!!!!
Kakashi: Why would she ever be interested in you? You look like Paul McCartney with down syndrome in a leotard.
Ayame: You can’t even do ninjutsu or genjutsu. Hahahaha……
Guy: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Damn you Kakashi!!!
Scene: Kakashi and Ayame are out eating Barbeque and drinking sake at Yakiniku.
Kakashi: I never noticed it before, but your brown hair is so beautiful. All the other women in the village don’t have smooth hair like yours.
“Ayame blushes and is a little drunk”
Ayame: Ohh Kakashi…
Scene: A few hours before this at the Ramen shop after Kakashi leaves,
“Ichiraku taps Guy”
Ichiraku: Hey, Wake up. You need to pay your bill. This isn’t a hotel.
Guy: What happened?...Kakashi, damn. That was low even for him.
“Guy rushes home”
Ichiraku: Hey wait, you didn’t pay.
“At his home Guy changes into a suit that is completely green on the top and has orange pants.”
Guy: I haven’t had to wear this since I became a jounin. There is no way she can resist me like this.
Scene: Back to Yakiniku. Now it is later in the date.
“Kakashi leans in to kiss Ayame”
“Kakashi and Ayame close their eyes”
Guy: Third Gate, Gate of Life Open!!!!
“Guy kicks Kakashi, Kakashi is knocked out stone cold”
“Ayame screams”
Guy: I can’t allow Kakashi to have you. I love you Ayame. Your youth makes me feel alive when I see you.
“Ayame has gone from a little drunk to shit faced drunk”
“Ayame walks/stumbles over to Guy and falls on him”
Ayame: I can feel your hot blooded passion…teehehehe
“Guy caresses Ayame”
Guy: LET THE POWER OF YOUTH EXPLODE!!! Ayame, let me take you home.
“Ayame and Guy Start walking in the village”.
Kakashi: Earth Style: Head Hunter Jutsu!!!
“Guy’s body is in the ground and his head is just sticking out”
Kakashi: You should know better Guy, I’m where you least expect me.
Ayame: Hey..who are you again…hahatehehe
Kakashi: I’m your savior from this world filled with evil shinobi. I’m Kakashi Hatake, master of the sharingan, student of the 4th hokage, and the copy cat ninja.
“Kakashi is pretty drunk at this point.”
“Kakashi kisses Ayame”
“Ayame is being seduced by Kakashi”
Kakashi: Let’s go, this way Ayame.
“Guy has a front row seat in the ground to all this”
Scene: Kakashi’s place
“Kakashi and Ayame slowly begin to make out”
Scene: The streets of the village.
Guy: Ayame….AYAME….Wait for me… YOUR GREEN BEAST!!!
“Guy is drinking sake straight from the bottle stumbling down the streets.”
Scene: Kakashi’s place.
“Guy barges in”
Guy: Ayame how could you leave me??? Hiccup.
“Ayame is confused and doesn’t know what to think, she stares at Kakashi and Guy”.
“Kakashi is super shit faced and so is Guy.”
Guy: Kakashi, we shouldn’t fight over a woman. We are rivals, but this is too much. I’m sorry bro…hiccup.
“Guy starts to leave”
Kakashi: Wait…Hiccup, Those that break the rules are scum. But those who abandon their friends are worse than scum..Hiccup.
Guy: Oh Kakashi, You are my friend until the end.
“Kakashi and Guy stare at Ayame with desire in their eyes.”
Kakashi: Hidden Village Leaf Jutsu: 1000 Years of Death!!!
Guy: Dynamic Entry!!!
Next Issue: Where will Kakashi fingers end up? What will Guy do next?
Make Out Tactics: Special Issue Leaf Edition Volume I
The Challenge is on. Win Ayame’s heart.
Scene: Kakashi and Guy are eating at Ichiraku’s Ramen shop during the day time.
Guy: So where is Naruto, I’m surprised he’s not here.
Kakashi: He is off training with Jiraiya the strongest shinobi in the entire leaf village. His powers are second to none.
Guy: Oh, I see. Well Lee is off on a mission as well. It tears my heart apart that he is gone, such youth, such courage, LEE THE HANDSOME DEVIL OF THE LEAF!!!!
“Kakashi looks at Lee thinking WTF?!”
Kakashi: It seems we both have some spare time. This will give time to catch up on my reading.
Guy: Not so fast Kakashi, it is time for another hot blooded challenge. This time it is your turn to pick, but just remember that I’m in the lead.
“Ayame brings out the ramen”
Ayame: Here you go, your ramen is ready.
“Kakashi starts eating”
Guy: So what will the challenge be? A taijutsu battle, or a pushup challenge, a race, or…
“Ayame walks away and knocks over a book; it is a copy of Make Out Tactics”
“Kakashi is thinking: She reads Make Out Tactics the best novel of all time, there’s no way. I have to have her”
Guy: I see how it is Kakashi, but it’s really too bad. How could she ever choose you when I Guy stand before her with my hot blooded passion.
Kakashi: Ok Guy, the next challenge is to win Ayame heart. The first one to do it wins.
Guy: OK KAKASHI, I WILL SHOW HER THE POWER OF YOUTH!!!
Kakashi: Just one more thing Guy.
“Kakashi stares at Guy with a determined looked straight in his eyes”
“Kakashi’s sharingan begins to rotate”
Guy: Kakashi, Why are you looking at me like that?
Kakashi: Genjutsu!!!
“Guys face falls into his ramen”
Kakashi: Ayame, do you have any plans tonight?
“Ayame stares at Kakashi with a gleaming look in her eyes”
Ayame: I have work for another 4 hours, but then I’m free.
Kakashi: I will be back in 4 hours then.
Scene: Genjutsu World:
“Kakashi and Ayame are walking together.”
Guy: Wait Ayame!!!!
Kakashi: Why would she ever be interested in you? You look like Paul McCartney with down syndrome in a leotard.
Ayame: You can’t even do ninjutsu or genjutsu. Hahahaha……
Guy: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Damn you Kakashi!!!
Scene: Kakashi and Ayame are out eating Barbeque and drinking sake at Yakiniku.
Kakashi: I never noticed it before, but your brown hair is so beautiful. All the other women in the village don’t have smooth hair like yours.
“Ayame blushes and is a little drunk”
Ayame: Ohh Kakashi…
Scene: A few hours before this at the Ramen shop after Kakashi leaves,
“Ichiraku taps Guy”
Ichiraku: Hey, Wake up. You need to pay your bill. This isn’t a hotel.
Guy: What happened?...Kakashi, damn. That was low even for him.
“Guy rushes home”
Ichiraku: Hey wait, you didn’t pay.
“At his home Guy changes into a suit that is completely green on the top and has orange pants.”
Guy: I haven’t had to wear this since I became a jounin. There is no way she can resist me like this.
Scene: Back to Yakiniku. Now it is later in the date.
“Kakashi leans in to kiss Ayame”
“Kakashi and Ayame close their eyes”
Guy: Third Gate, Gate of Life Open!!!!
“Guy kicks Kakashi, Kakashi is knocked out stone cold”
“Ayame screams”
Guy: I can’t allow Kakashi to have you. I love you Ayame. Your youth makes me feel alive when I see you.
“Ayame has gone from a little drunk to shit faced drunk”
“Ayame walks/stumbles over to Guy and falls on him”
Ayame: I can feel your hot blooded passion…teehehehe
“Guy caresses Ayame”
Guy: LET THE POWER OF YOUTH EXPLODE!!! Ayame, let me take you home.
“Ayame and Guy Start walking in the village”.
Kakashi: Earth Style: Head Hunter Jutsu!!!
“Guy’s body is in the ground and his head is just sticking out”
Kakashi: You should know better Guy, I’m where you least expect me.
Ayame: Hey..who are you again…hahatehehe
Kakashi: I’m your savior from this world filled with evil shinobi. I’m Kakashi Hatake, master of the sharingan, student of the 4th hokage, and the copy cat ninja.
“Kakashi is pretty drunk at this point.”
“Kakashi kisses Ayame”
“Ayame is being seduced by Kakashi”
Kakashi: Let’s go, this way Ayame.
“Guy has a front row seat in the ground to all this”
Scene: Kakashi’s place
“Kakashi and Ayame slowly begin to make out”
Scene: The streets of the village.
Guy: Ayame….AYAME….Wait for me… YOUR GREEN BEAST!!!
“Guy is drinking sake straight from the bottle stumbling down the streets.”
Scene: Kakashi’s place.
“Guy barges in”
Guy: Ayame how could you leave me??? Hiccup.
“Ayame is confused and doesn’t know what to think, she stares at Kakashi and Guy”.
“Kakashi is super shit faced and so is Guy.”
Guy: Kakashi, we shouldn’t fight over a woman. We are rivals, but this is too much. I’m sorry bro…hiccup.
“Guy starts to leave”
Kakashi: Wait…Hiccup, Those that break the rules are scum. But those who abandon their friends are worse than scum..Hiccup.
Guy: Oh Kakashi, You are my friend until the end.
“Kakashi and Guy stare at Ayame with desire in their eyes.”
Kakashi: Hidden Village Leaf Jutsu: 1000 Years of Death!!!
Guy: Dynamic Entry!!!
Next Issue: Where will Kakashi fingers end up? What will Guy do next?
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