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Makeout Paradise
Once there was a man named Serj. He wasn’t the best looking guy but he was very kind and polite. In fact Serj was very good with the ladies. You could say he had a gift given from the gods. Sometimes Serj liked to take a trip to the hot springs and take a little dip. He never liked to stay too long because he would get pruned, so he has to use his time to his advantage. One day he ventured to the other side of the spring and he managed to sneak a peek through the hole in the fence and saw all of the ladies nude in the hot springs. This made Serj very excited to know that he could actually do this! That was the day he saw the most attractive girl in the spa. He didn’t know her name yet but he was very intrigued to find out. He stared at her for a while thinking. He was thinking about her pretty brunette hair, with blonde streaks. Being lost in her hypnotic brown eyes he didn’t know what to do with himself. He couldn’t take his eyes off of her. In his eyes, she was surrounded by a black sparkling abyss. By taking a guess, she had to be about 110 pounds. As for her breast, they were not drooping at all. From his standpoint they looked like melons. So he assumed her breast weight would be about 5.2 pounds. At this point Serj is talking quietly to himself so that none of the guys on his side of the spring or the girls on the other side would hear him. “Can you say double d’s? Heheheh.” You could say Serj was a bit of a perve. Some say he’s brilliant, and some say he is a genius. And if you asked any of his former *** partners, they would say the exact same thing.
Serj’s plan was to meet this girl casually as she walked out of the springs front room. Serj got out of the spa and got dressed in what he was previously wearing. This included his dark green long sleeved shirt, and his striped dress shirt, regular blue jeans and boots. Serj looked in the mirror before he went out to talk to this girl he was so infatuated with. He saw his brown eyes, brown hair that was a little messy and messed it up a little more and flattened it out. He was a little insecure about the minimal acne on his face but he knew that if he didn’t strike now, it would never work.
Serj walked out in front of the spa and saw the girl there standing all by herself. Serj said to himself “This is the perfect opportunity, There arn’t any of her friends around to ward me off.” As he walked up to her his heart was racing do to his nervousness that she will not enjoy his company. He walked up beside her and said
“Hi, my name’s Serj Bernake” as he smiled
She said “Oh.. um, hi, mine’s Tori”
“Nice to meet you”
“Same to you”
They paused for a second and looked at each other.
Tori said “ Do I know you from somewhere?”
Serj said “ It’s possible, I come to this spa quite often”
“Oh, okay
”
“So do you have some tea with me at the Jitter Bug?”
“Well.. I was kind of waiting for someone”
“Is that so? They could come too if they’d like. I’ll pay”
“That’s very nice of you and everything but i----”
At that second another beautiful girl walked out and she looked at Tori and looked at Serj and said “Who the hell this this guy?”
Tori said “This is Serj Bernake, he wants to take us to get some tea at the Jitterbug”
She said” He’d better be paying, I’m completely broke after spending the rest of my paycheck on that massage from Shavo... Mmm
SHAVO!” Followed by giggling. Serj then said “Yes i’ll be happy to pay for you two pretty ladies ^_^” Tori said “You think were pretty??
”
“Yes!” said Serj
“Thank you!” said the friend
“By the way, What is your name?” asked Serj to the friend
“You can call me Takun” said in a aloof manner by Takun”
“Okay ladies, follow me” “Okay!” Said in unison by the girls. When they arrived at the Jitterbug they were greeted by the cashier at the front desk “Welcome to the Jitterbug, What kind of tea would you like?” Serj asked for sweet, Tori asked for sweet, and Takun asked for iced tea. “Okay thank you! your tea will be ready in a minute!” They all went and sat down at the table. “So where do you work Takun?” asked Serj. “I work at the Tsukiomi across the street as the manager” “Oh really? Thats interesting.”
“I guess, I got the ownership from the inheritance from my dad.”
“Oh? what kind of business is it”
“It’s a visual eye contacts store”
“I might drop by sometime”
“No you won’t”
“You’re right”
“Knew it”
Tori said “ I work at the market down the street.. I love how small this village is.. It’s really peaceful with almost no crime.”
Takun said “ What are you talking about?! No crime, Pshh, There’s been about 2 robbery’s this week!”
Tori said “ Well, I haven’t been robbed this week, or any other week for that matter.”
Serj looked over the counter and saw that the tea was ready and saw the waitress walk over with the tea on the tray.
