Madara's REAL Plan [Theory]

Ishan Hokage

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I have realized a strange truth that will put you all in a state of shock!
This shocking discovery will shake the very pillars of narutoverse!
Madara has inserted a hair speciment of Sakura's hair inside each of the Juubi's tails. Sakura will use this hair to send electromagnetic signals to control the juubi.

Another person whom we all least expected to participate in this even is RAMEN GUY *trumpet starts playing in background

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If you think life is as simple as it looks then turn off your computer and jump out of your window!
*if you live at the ground floor

Do you think your daily ramen guy is as innocent as he seems he is? Well, think again.
I have put a lot of time into this guys, this is the fruit of my research. This is my mango guys.
Have any of you noticed that the ramen that he sells is super addictive? Have you noticed how naruto can't live without ramen? Haven't you found this a bit strange...

I have realized a strange truth that will put you all in a state of shock!
This shocking discovery will shake the very pillars of narutoverse!
He has been living in the dark, hidden from the rest of the world. He wields his smile like a professional, waiting for his plan to work. Lurking in the shadow, he hunts his prey and feeds them ramen.
He knew what would happen along, he KNEW naruto would become a ramen addict.
Slowly and slowly he stole the chakra from all those he fed

He is the true first born son, the first of the uchiha, Ramen Uchiha.


Here are a few other pictures of Sakura's supporters
Ramen Guy
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Konoha Monument guy
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and Tobi
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The moon eye plan will soon be in action and Lord Sakura and Kurama will be her puppy & Hachibi will also be asked to donate his tentacles as part of her daily breakfast.

She has been kept in the dark and has been hidden from the main plot and has been hated from vast majorities throughout both the narutoverse and the real world.
But now Lord Sakura has had enough and now she has decided to stop crying and she will now rule over the world!
I'm sure throughout all the chapters we haven't got to see her. She has been, behind the scenes, secretly training with the ramen guy to prepare a special curry which can poison and kill So6p

ALL HAIL LORD SAKURA!



Ok guys, I was bored :flowers
 

zamki

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Awesome theory bro
 

Sir Ichiraku

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All hail ramen guy xd.. i always knew that he was behind all this..
 

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Sadly, this is a better hypothesis than most of the shit that people come up with
 

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you are so gonna get it hehehe

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Noni

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not even kishi would be smart enough to come up with something like that
 

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Does anyone get tired of this or is it just me?... I remember when this was actually slightly funny...
 

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Yeah, soon the ramen guy would do chibaku tensei and punch the juubi so hard that he would go flying to mars and we would get to know that ramen guy is the eleven tail jinchuuriki and sakura the user of eternal mangekyou medical mokuton jutsu and sasuke will be killed because he found that sakura was his brother itachis wife.
 

Ishan Hokage

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Yeah, soon the ramen guy would do chibaku tensei and punch the juubi so hard that he would go flying to mars and we would get to know that ramen guy is the eleven tail jinchuuriki and sakura the user of eternal mangekyou medical mokuton jutsu and sasuke will be killed because he found that sakura was his brother itachis wife.

Kishi.. Is that you?
 

Zee Seh

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nicely trolled....and nice theory... who wuld have tthought ramen guy is is the real man behind the mask..
 

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Best theory i've heard since the "Tobi is Bill Clinton" theory
 

Nakamazi Itchigo

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huh!? What did I just read :mad:_@: I feel like I literally got dumber by reading this lol
 
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