Madara vs Sasuke [SWEG BATTLE]

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Sweg Battle !
Madara vs Sasuke


The Sweg battle between Madara and Sasuke has finaly arrived after many requests. This comparision contains no character bashing, nor is it intended. I simply compared the drawing and personality of our famous uchihas. This isn't suppose to be taken seriously.

Criteria:
Hair 1 point
Handsomeness 2 points
Most Shredded/Aesthetics 1 point
Susanoo Sweg 1 point
Best ''I don't care'' attitude 1 point



Hair
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I don't even need to say anything, Madara has been using head shoulders since he was a kid. Its soo perfect that a mortal like me can't express his magnitude. It's beyond sweg. Like the sage once said, the longer the better. Sasuke's hair looks like a mutated bird.

Winner: Madara Uchiha


Handsomeness

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Sasuke look like that one high kid that would take a dump as soon as you stop watching him. No wonder Madara is the 2014 number one trending model star, he started at such a young age! He didn't hide his talent in this one, how can a kid have such a mature angry expression? Without losing sexyness?? This is beyond me :ilu:

Winner: Madara Uchiha

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Madara has that prestigious and mature look. His sweg has grown a lot, those massive shoulders and that sinister eye makes all the womans curious. Sasuke looks like he clean his skin often, but he doesn't seem to take care of his everything else. Also he can't be in front of magazine because we'll get sued for Illuminati propaganda.

Winner: Madara Uchiha


Most Shredded/Aesthetics

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Sasuke has nice pectorials, but he skipped abs,shoulders and everything else. Madara has that fitness model look, and epic swegy panths. Physique wise Sasuke can't even compete with IFBB Pro Madara Uchiha. Sasuke also lose sweg, Madara has nice sweggy pants while sasuke tie himself with a rope. Also Sasuke took roids from Orochimaru so not natural, while Madara only took Senju shakes which is 100% natural.

Winner: Madara Uchiha


Susanoo Sweg

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Blue Color has proven to be more successful in the male modeling industrie, while pink bring too many critics and haters. Beside, Sasuke doesn't know how to pose for the flashlights, no expression could be identified. Madara has that innocent powerful look. He look like a wise power sexy house.

Winner: Madara Uchiha


Best ''I don't give a sht'' attitude

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Both models or wanna be model were asked to deliver a ''i don't give a sht'' attitude, however one failed. Sasuke actualy give a sht, but pretended not to. How can you pretend to not give a sht when you're all beatin up. Madara's vaste experience outclast Sasuke here, he has that sexy douchy look that all the womans want. That's also an original pose, sasuke simply bend his head slighty with a fake smile.

Winner: Madara Uchiha


This was a pretty close match up, since both these Uchiha has proven to stand out in their own ways. I compared these two because of their almost identical roles, yet opposite everything. Here are the long waited results from this comparision.

Madara 6 - 0 Sasuke

Congratz to the winner of this Sweg Battle. lets give one more clap for..
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Discuss and tell me what would be the score if you were the judge.
-Taking Sweg battle requests!


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Lay off the weed.
 

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What does SWEG mean?
Secretly We Eat Goo?
Secretly We Eat [censored slightly offensive word for bisexual]?
 
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I was thinking of taking this seriously, however, I returned to the top of the page to re-read the first paragraph, so ..
Anyway, I don't like them both - neither their style, nor their personalities.
 

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Lol Okay, I'll play along. This would be a refreshing change from the garbage threads with no point to them. A little joke is always a good distraction:

- Hair goes to Madara. Lo' Real Paris, because Madara is worth it. Those hair defied Amaterasu. 1 point to Madara.

- Handsomeness goes to Sasuke. A good example would be Mei, who couldn't help herself from commenting on Sasuke's looks. Whilst she gave no reaction to Madara's. In the latest chapters, there is not even a single character that comes even close to Sasuke's facial aesthetics. Sasuke wins this by a landslide. 1 point to Sasuke.

- Madara is in his mid thirties. Sasuke is less than half his age. This point is quite irrelevant. I am not giving this point to anyone. 0 for both.

- Both seem fine to me. Susano'o swag is more in Sasuke's favour, given that he has bow and arrow as well, along with Enton variations. I'll give this to Sasuke. 1 point for Sasuke.

-Both have I don't give a shit attitude. Sasuke actually avenged his clan. Madara did nothing. This goes to Sasuke. 1 point for Sasuke.

The result is 3 - 1. I gave 0 in one of the points to both of them. There ya go.
 

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Lol Okay, I'll play along. This would be a refreshing change from the garbage threads with no point to them. A little joke is always a good distraction:

- Hair goes to Madara. Lo' Real Paris, because Madara is worth it. Those hair defied Amaterasu. 1 point to Madara.

- Handsomeness goes to Sasuke. A good example would be Mei, who couldn't help herself from commenting on Sasuke's looks. Whilst she gave no reaction to Madara's. In the latest chapters, there is not even a single character that comes even close to Sasuke's facial aesthetics. Sasuke wins this by a landslide. 1 point to Sasuke.

- Madara is in his mid thirties. Sasuke is less than half his age. This point is quite irrelevant. I am not giving this point to anyone. 0 for both.

- Both seem fine to me. Susano'o swag is more in Sasuke's favour, given that he has bow and arrow as well, along with Enton variations. I'll give this to Sasuke. 1 point for Sasuke.

-Both have I don't give a shit attitude. Sasuke actually avenged his clan. Madara did nothing. This goes to Sasuke. 1 point for Sasuke.

The result is 3 - 1. I gave 0 in one of the points to both of them. There ya go.

-Mei also said madara was cute vs the kages. Don't even try to say sasuke has a better facial aesthetics than Madara. Madara being the most beautiful character is like a universal mangafax that everyone knows.

-Sasuke pink Susanoo gets owned by Mads Susanoo eye candy wise.

-This thread is about ''sweg'' only, ''madara did nothing'' is just a random useless statement. Madara's face expression and attitude neg diff Sasuke who's every single words are taken as a joke.


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Madara lost all sweg points when he turned into a women.
 

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-Mei also said madara was cute vs the kages. Don't even try to say sasuke has a better facial aesthetics than Madara. Madara being the most beautiful character is like a universal mangafax that everyone knows.

-Sasuke pink Susanoo gets owned by Mads Susanoo eye candy wise.

-This thread is about ''sweg'' only, ''madara did nothing'' is just a random useless statement. Madara's face expression and attitude neg diff Sasuke who's every single words are taken as a joke.

No she didn't. It's dark blue, not pink. What difference does it make, when Madara grew an actual flower under his pants? Automatic zero, wouldn't you agree?
 
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What's this bullshit? Sasuke's Susanoo isn't pink, it's this . If we want to go into the specifics: very dark desaturated blue. Which is > light blue anyway.
 

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What's this bullshit? Sasuke's Susanoo isn't pink, it's this . If we want to go into the specifics: very dark desaturated blue. Which is > light blue anyway.

Damn, even I messed that one up. Repped. It's definitely blue, not purple.
 

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Lol madara is the best after all
Op been taking some serious shit though
 

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When is your next sweg battle coming out?
 
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