flyingpigwaffle
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Whats magnificent about trollking madara is that he wasnt born a troll he had to earn his status. His status is the result of a lot of hard work he put into trolling everyone in the entire ninja world. It surely wasnt always easy but being the cunning individual he is he pulled through
Being the 4th son of 4 didnt exactly make his childhood easy and neither did the fact that all of them but one died in the ongoing worldwar. The one surving was izuna and madara was deeply in love with him.
Then by a leap of faith he met a cute little boy named hashirama and instantly feel in love with his wood. Only problem was that he was of an enemy clan so their relationship status was complicated. Despite the trouble they met each other on more than just a few occasions and even dreamt about living together.
Pitifully this little paradise got destroyed when their dads found out and grounded them forever.
After a few years both of them became leader of their respective clans and this let to them facing of in battle against each other. Now thats where all the bullshit started when hashirama little brother tobirama kills izuna. Of course madara went full on chimp mode and fought against hashirama until both of them were tiered as shit.
The battle was won by hashirama that decided not to kill madara instead offer him to life together and start a family. Madara being the ****** he was back then agreed and they lifed happily ever after.
If it wasnt for tobirama that tricked his dumbass brother into an incest affair. It went well for a couple of month but eventually madara found out and got a divorce.
A few years went by and one day madara decides to get revenge on hashirama for being a cheating ****. Thus they had their last fight in a magical place called "valley of the end of madara". Btw during the fight madara got killed.
IF it wasnt for his magic eye and shit. In the fight madara stole hashiramas foreskin which he grew into a tree. With the help of this tree madara kept himself alive and was able to convince a guy named obito to revive him in his full power with the dragonballs.
the part of reviving was a bit complicated and kinda back and forth but in the end madara got revived as a ghost. Since being a ghost is pretty gay because you dont have a **** madara started to FREAK THE **** OUT. Eventually he realised that the whole world hates him and also that this is a major opportunity for royally epic trolling.
Madara by nature was a maker and not a dreamer so he took his chance and started trolling everyone so hard that even the gokage were no match for him.
Then there was slave uprising by obito because he got sexually confused when he found out that rin is a trap. Luckily noodle kicks obito in the balls which gives madaras ****** the chance to steal obitos life and give it to madara.
With this fresh life madara was able to get the 9 tailed beasts into his ghetto mazzerati which combined with madara made it 1 tails (if you know what i mean). Before the all of them was able to enjoy themselfes he had to kill sausage and pull a ghostbuster on hashirama and tobirama.
Now that madara had his fresh little powers he wanted to wanted to get busy with some guy so a guy named guy beat the hell out of him. Forunately madara had his super troll powers and survived while guy died of super aids which is very painfull and very deadly.
Because madaras trolling powers were unimaginably off the charts the GAY ASS MOTHER****IN STUPID ****** ***** sage of the 6 path gives his powers to noodle and sausage which revives them and they are stronger than ever bla bla bla.
So when madara wants his second eye back theyre like NOPE not in this life. Of course madara wouldnt be madara if he didnt found a way to troll their little asses and get his eye anyway.
With both his eyes intact madara was able to troll even harder and make noodle and sausages life a living hell. After handling their asses madara got bored and started the eternal tsukuyomi which trolled the entire ninjaworld very hard except noodle, sausage and 2 useless fodder.
Here comes the scaaaary part. Just as madara was about to complete his master troll he realized that he got betrayed. As it seems madara ****** wasnt his ******. He was kaguyas ******. This way madara got trolled by his own ****** and transformed into a woman named kaguya.
After it ended like this so madara getting trolled very hard right before completing the ultimate troll. He was forever known as the troll king.
Being the 4th son of 4 didnt exactly make his childhood easy and neither did the fact that all of them but one died in the ongoing worldwar. The one surving was izuna and madara was deeply in love with him.
Then by a leap of faith he met a cute little boy named hashirama and instantly feel in love with his wood. Only problem was that he was of an enemy clan so their relationship status was complicated. Despite the trouble they met each other on more than just a few occasions and even dreamt about living together.
Pitifully this little paradise got destroyed when their dads found out and grounded them forever.
After a few years both of them became leader of their respective clans and this let to them facing of in battle against each other. Now thats where all the bullshit started when hashirama little brother tobirama kills izuna. Of course madara went full on chimp mode and fought against hashirama until both of them were tiered as shit.
The battle was won by hashirama that decided not to kill madara instead offer him to life together and start a family. Madara being the ****** he was back then agreed and they lifed happily ever after.
If it wasnt for tobirama that tricked his dumbass brother into an incest affair. It went well for a couple of month but eventually madara found out and got a divorce.
A few years went by and one day madara decides to get revenge on hashirama for being a cheating ****. Thus they had their last fight in a magical place called "valley of the end of madara". Btw during the fight madara got killed.
IF it wasnt for his magic eye and shit. In the fight madara stole hashiramas foreskin which he grew into a tree. With the help of this tree madara kept himself alive and was able to convince a guy named obito to revive him in his full power with the dragonballs.
the part of reviving was a bit complicated and kinda back and forth but in the end madara got revived as a ghost. Since being a ghost is pretty gay because you dont have a **** madara started to FREAK THE **** OUT. Eventually he realised that the whole world hates him and also that this is a major opportunity for royally epic trolling.
Madara by nature was a maker and not a dreamer so he took his chance and started trolling everyone so hard that even the gokage were no match for him.
Then there was slave uprising by obito because he got sexually confused when he found out that rin is a trap. Luckily noodle kicks obito in the balls which gives madaras ****** the chance to steal obitos life and give it to madara.
With this fresh life madara was able to get the 9 tailed beasts into his ghetto mazzerati which combined with madara made it 1 tails (if you know what i mean). Before the all of them was able to enjoy themselfes he had to kill sausage and pull a ghostbuster on hashirama and tobirama.
Now that madara had his fresh little powers he wanted to wanted to get busy with some guy so a guy named guy beat the hell out of him. Forunately madara had his super troll powers and survived while guy died of super aids which is very painfull and very deadly.
Because madaras trolling powers were unimaginably off the charts the GAY ASS MOTHER****IN STUPID ****** ***** sage of the 6 path gives his powers to noodle and sausage which revives them and they are stronger than ever bla bla bla.
So when madara wants his second eye back theyre like NOPE not in this life. Of course madara wouldnt be madara if he didnt found a way to troll their little asses and get his eye anyway.
With both his eyes intact madara was able to troll even harder and make noodle and sausages life a living hell. After handling their asses madara got bored and started the eternal tsukuyomi which trolled the entire ninjaworld very hard except noodle, sausage and 2 useless fodder.
Here comes the scaaaary part. Just as madara was about to complete his master troll he realized that he got betrayed. As it seems madara ****** wasnt his ******. He was kaguyas ******. This way madara got trolled by his own ****** and transformed into a woman named kaguya.
After it ended like this so madara getting trolled very hard right before completing the ultimate troll. He was forever known as the troll king.
