Madara, Hashirama and Mito

[apsri]

*Madara enters the Hokage Manor*

Madara: Hashiii!!! Look at the cool new dress I-
Mito: What the hell are you doing?!
Madara: *shocked* Hashi, who is that?
Hashirama: Er, well...
Madara: You bastard! You cheating bastard! *runs off*
Mito: Friend of yours?
Hashirama: Um, well, I...
Mito: Are you bisexual?
Hashirama: What? No, of course not. He's, um, just a friend and...
Mito: I hope so, because if you're cheating on me I'll eight trigrams seal your penis.

*Hashirama gulps and leaves to chase Madara*

*At the Naka Shrine*

Hashirama: Maddie, it isn't what you think... I...
Madara: Forget it. I've already found another way.
Hashirama: What? Really? Tell me. I'll be happy to help. Not only as your peer... But as your lover.
Madara: No, you cannot help me. I'm leaving the village, in search of my true ambition. I'll enjoy fighting you when the time comes, Hashi. You are the only one who can make me feel complete.

*At the Valley of the End*

Hashirama: Maddie... I'm sorry... But Mito said that it was either you or my penis.

*80-100 years later*

Madara: I've longed for this day, Hashiramaaaa!!! Now finally without that **** you're all mine!! *rape face*
Hashirama: ***** please, have you seen the tentacles on that thing? It's better than Kurama!
Madara: They're tails... And I've been waiting so long...
Hashirama: It's like my dream world!
Obito: ... That son of a *****...

 

[Wolfus]

What the... that was disgusting, but extremely funny. Good job I guess. Although, I think that madara loves hashirama in a platonic way, so it's a platonic love. You know, madara loves him, but he can't touch him, so he suffers. It's from romanticism, so that's what I think.

 

[apsri]

What the... that was disgusting, but extremely funny. Good job I guess. Although, I think that madara loves hashirama in a platonic way, so it's a platonic love. You know, madara loves him, but he can't touch him, so he suffers. It's from romanticism, so that's what I think.

Yeah, I was going for the "gross, but funny" reaction. Thanks.

Yeah, I don't think he really loves Hashirama. He views him as his best (and perhaps only, from what we've seen) friend and rival.

 

[Bieber]

This was actually pretty funny.
Great job!

 

[P3ĮÑ]

That was just XD .......but gay power is high

 

[apsri]

This was actually pretty funny.
Great job!

That was just XD .......but gay power is high

Thanks. =D

 

[Fodder#4]

Obito's reaction was what made it.

 

[apsri]

Obito's reaction was what made it.

Heh, thanks.