SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO
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(Inside the Shinobi Alliance jail)
Oro: to be reduced to something like this ?!?! me one of the legendary Sannin!
Madz: you think thats bad?! Im mofo Madara Uchiha for cryin out loud! as an Edo i have unlimited chakra and near instant regeneration! I controlled the Ten Tails! The most powerful monster in the mofo world! and yet I got my ass handed out to me by a boy with Tourette's Syndrome (Dattebayo!) and a bushy brow brat with atrocious haircut and terrible fashion!!!
Oro: How?! How could this happen?! Impossibru!!
(cell next door)
Kishi: oh i know why!!
Oro and Mad: why?!!
Kishi: Plot no Jutsu!
Oro and Madz: ..........
Kishi:
(Someone approaches the cell)
Kakashi: good morning gentlemen
Oro: Kakashi!! what are you going to do to us?! When's our trial?!
Kakashi: oh neither of you are going to have a trial...
Madz: an immediate execution then...
Kakashi: no, not really....
Oro: So we get a pardon then?
Kakashi: Nope!
Madz: heh, and I thought Shikaku's brat sought for my pardon
Shikamaru:
Oro: So what the hell?! are you going to do with us?!
Kakashi: well technically Oro we can't prosecute you because you're not even human anymore, you're a snake
Oro: Hah! Take that justice system!
Madz: ....
Kakashi: hold on snake boy, im not finished yet, it doesnt mean that because we can't prosecute you we cant punish you.
Oro: so what are you going to do? Send me to a zoo?!
Kakashi: nope, someplace worst
Orochimaru: ?!?
Kakashi: This place
Oro: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kakashi:
Oro:
Madz: and what about me?
Kakashi: Well we can't prosecute you either because your crimes were committed when you were an Edo Zombie, and even if you were found guilty and get the chair, you'll just regenerate, think of the electricity bill!
Madz: so.. What do you intend to do.
Kakashi: well the alliance is willing to make a deal with you, you see your body is too valuable to be disposed of, even if it is an edo, it possesses both Senju and Uchiha DNA, we can't let a beautiful body like that go to waste...
Madz: so what do you want to do? Dissect me like a lab rat?!
Kakashi: nope, you're going to have to work for us, below minimum wage!
Madz: YOU FOOL!!! Do you think I the great Madara would work below minimum wage?!
Kakashi: ok you can go here, im sure they'll pay you a lot
Madz: Holy S****!!, nvm, fine I'll work for you! but I get free dental plan!
Kakashi: that wont be a problem
(The following day)
Ebisu: ok Madara! Just stand a little to the right, yeah thats it! Ok say cheese!
Oro: to be reduced to something like this ?!?! me one of the legendary Sannin!
Madz: you think thats bad?! Im mofo Madara Uchiha for cryin out loud! as an Edo i have unlimited chakra and near instant regeneration! I controlled the Ten Tails! The most powerful monster in the mofo world! and yet I got my ass handed out to me by a boy with Tourette's Syndrome (Dattebayo!) and a bushy brow brat with atrocious haircut and terrible fashion!!!
Oro: How?! How could this happen?! Impossibru!!
(cell next door)
Kishi: oh i know why!!
Oro and Mad: why?!!
Kishi: Plot no Jutsu!
Oro and Madz: ..........
Kishi:
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(Someone approaches the cell)
Kakashi: good morning gentlemen
Oro: Kakashi!! what are you going to do to us?! When's our trial?!
Kakashi: oh neither of you are going to have a trial...
Madz: an immediate execution then...
Kakashi: no, not really....
Oro: So we get a pardon then?
Kakashi: Nope!
Madz: heh, and I thought Shikaku's brat sought for my pardon
Shikamaru:
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Oro: So what the hell?! are you going to do with us?!
Kakashi: well technically Oro we can't prosecute you because you're not even human anymore, you're a snake
Oro: Hah! Take that justice system!
Madz: ....
Kakashi: hold on snake boy, im not finished yet, it doesnt mean that because we can't prosecute you we cant punish you.
Oro: so what are you going to do? Send me to a zoo?!
Kakashi: nope, someplace worst
Orochimaru: ?!?
Kakashi: This place
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Oro: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kakashi:
Oro:
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Madz: and what about me?
Kakashi: Well we can't prosecute you either because your crimes were committed when you were an Edo Zombie, and even if you were found guilty and get the chair, you'll just regenerate, think of the electricity bill!
Madz: so.. What do you intend to do.
Kakashi: well the alliance is willing to make a deal with you, you see your body is too valuable to be disposed of, even if it is an edo, it possesses both Senju and Uchiha DNA, we can't let a beautiful body like that go to waste...
Madz: so what do you want to do? Dissect me like a lab rat?!
Kakashi: nope, you're going to have to work for us, below minimum wage!
Madz: YOU FOOL!!! Do you think I the great Madara would work below minimum wage?!
Kakashi: ok you can go here, im sure they'll pay you a lot
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Madz: Holy S****!!, nvm, fine I'll work for you! but I get free dental plan!
Kakashi: that wont be a problem
(The following day)
Ebisu: ok Madara! Just stand a little to the right, yeah thats it! Ok say cheese!
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