Okay, so Wayne has recently released a new album and on it is this song called Wowzers. There are no words to describe this song...at all. The lyrics are horrible, explicit, and just off the wall.
Here's the song:
Here are the lyrics. I've bolded some of the more notable lines for anyone who wants to skim through:
So what's the verdict, NB? Is this his worst song? If not this, then which song do you believe deserves the title?
Here's the song:
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[Hook: Lil Wayne]
My tongue is a Uzi
My **** is a AK
My tongue is a Uzi
My **** is a AK
My tongue go brrrrrr!
My **** go pow!
My tongue go brrrrrr!
My **** go pow!
*****!
[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Lay on the bed, open that twat
I french-kiss that *****
Like "muah"
Sit on my face, M-U-A-H
Before I eat that *****, I say my grace
Girl I'm nastier than him
I don't know why you still with him
Beat that *****, go to sleep
She got that Tylenol PM
**** that *****, until she tired,
'Til she tired like a rim
Give her head like a brim,
It tastes good, m-m-m
***** monster in her closet
Full of surprises
I give full body massages
I hope that ***** smell like a violet
I hope that ***** warmer than luke
And sweet as Godiva
Suck this **** and swallow that nut
And call it Peniscolada
Lift up that mini-skirt
That's my dinner, desert
She fell in love with the martian
I said you too down to Earth
Man, these hoes, love Wayne
Got a bunch of dimes, that's chump change
This shit is target practice
And your ***** is my gun range
[Hook: Lil Wayne]
[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
My tongue is a Uzi
My **** is a AK
Down here waiting for her to cum like payday
I'm hoping this juice
Is sweeter than baked cake
She say it's for Tunechi
She lie with a straight face
But I'm trying to eat healthier
So I ate a veggie
Sucked on that *****
I feel better already
She said "Tunechi go slower"
And Tunechi went faster
My tongue is a motor
My **** is a NASCAR
Whipped cream on that *****
**** head like a bullet
If her hair real I'ma pull it
I hope her ass feel like cushion
I give her wood when we wouldn't
I hope that ***** tastes like pudding
Then I give that hoe the boot
Hold up, let me put my foot in (Tunechi)
Got a sweet tooth
Candy and *****
I'ma leave that ass smoking like a Amsterdam tourist, man
These hoes, love Wayne
Got a bunch of diamonds
That's chump change
This shit is target practice
And your ***** is my gun range
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Trina]
Lay on that bed
Open your mouth
This ***** so clean
Like soap in your mouth
I do my lil' dance
He scoping me out
If that **** like a tree
Watch me build a treehouse
OK, the baddest ***** in this *****
Got the fattest clit in this *****
You might drown
You better start doggy paddling in this *****
I'm Trin Beam, nigga, queen, nigga
Sleep in this *****, dream, nigga
I stay on that ****
Like a ****ing balance beam nigga
Hair pulled, neck grabbed
Don't **** with hoes that backstab
Don't **** with niggas that ain't got shit
If I ****ed a nigga, that's my ****
My mouth a jacuzzi
My ***** a safe place
**** me 'til daybreak
Then you can go skate
Trina
My tongue is a Uzi
My **** is a AK
My tongue is a Uzi
My **** is a AK
My tongue go brrrrrr!
My **** go pow!
My tongue go brrrrrr!
My **** go pow!
*****!
[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Lay on the bed, open that twat
I french-kiss that *****
Like "muah"
Sit on my face, M-U-A-H
Before I eat that *****, I say my grace
Girl I'm nastier than him
I don't know why you still with him
Beat that *****, go to sleep
She got that Tylenol PM
**** that *****, until she tired,
'Til she tired like a rim
Give her head like a brim,
It tastes good, m-m-m
***** monster in her closet
Full of surprises
I give full body massages
I hope that ***** smell like a violet
I hope that ***** warmer than luke
And sweet as Godiva
Suck this **** and swallow that nut
And call it Peniscolada
Lift up that mini-skirt
That's my dinner, desert
She fell in love with the martian
I said you too down to Earth
Man, these hoes, love Wayne
Got a bunch of dimes, that's chump change
This shit is target practice
And your ***** is my gun range
[Hook: Lil Wayne]
[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
My tongue is a Uzi
My **** is a AK
Down here waiting for her to cum like payday
I'm hoping this juice
Is sweeter than baked cake
She say it's for Tunechi
She lie with a straight face
But I'm trying to eat healthier
So I ate a veggie
Sucked on that *****
I feel better already
She said "Tunechi go slower"
And Tunechi went faster
My tongue is a motor
My **** is a NASCAR
Whipped cream on that *****
**** head like a bullet
If her hair real I'ma pull it
I hope her ass feel like cushion
I give her wood when we wouldn't
I hope that ***** tastes like pudding
Then I give that hoe the boot
Hold up, let me put my foot in (Tunechi)
Got a sweet tooth
Candy and *****
I'ma leave that ass smoking like a Amsterdam tourist, man
These hoes, love Wayne
Got a bunch of diamonds
That's chump change
This shit is target practice
And your ***** is my gun range
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Trina]
Lay on that bed
Open your mouth
This ***** so clean
Like soap in your mouth
I do my lil' dance
He scoping me out
If that **** like a tree
Watch me build a treehouse
OK, the baddest ***** in this *****
Got the fattest clit in this *****
You might drown
You better start doggy paddling in this *****
I'm Trin Beam, nigga, queen, nigga
Sleep in this *****, dream, nigga
I stay on that ****
Like a ****ing balance beam nigga
Hair pulled, neck grabbed
Don't **** with hoes that backstab
Don't **** with niggas that ain't got shit
If I ****ed a nigga, that's my ****
My mouth a jacuzzi
My ***** a safe place
**** me 'til daybreak
Then you can go skate
Trina
So what's the verdict, NB? Is this his worst song? If not this, then which song do you believe deserves the title?
