Lyfe in da hooood wid ya gurl

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Okay, i am hur to tell yall my lyfe as i was growin' up in da projectz.
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Story inspired by SBC's brilliant Idea
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okay guise, there once was a lil' gurl named Shanequalishastrawberrymelonflavoredcardiacarrest Refrigerator Jones. She alwayz dremed of being a profesional weave designer. But her moma never cud afford dem applies. So wen she got inta highschool (she skipped middleschool becuz she was straaight thuggin' in all her extra curiculars, so ant nobdy tell her nutin) she applied ta horse hair 101. In horse hair 101 she alwayz had da freshest N, shoes (dem crocs doe), and . So 1 day she nd her teacher did ta usual nastay (dey been havin an affair), so naturallmy Shanequalishastrawberrymelonflavoredcardiacarrest sked him ta murry hair. But he decided to say no. He said "i luv mah wife, and keeds". She snapped, she stabbed him in da chest 37 times (da stabs were symbolic cuz dat was how many times she got pregnant). She ws arrested after some snitchin'-@ss betch told on her, (ain't guna say no namez -cough- Kiwinisha and Orangertina -cough-). So in jail der was dis on lesbo chick named (she waz a skinny little white gurl from alabamer. I know you probably wonderin' why she was in detroit, well let's just say she had a pimp; but her pimp beat her, so she y'know did dat tyler perry thing and gt some gritz and fried his-@ss up. On some madea shiz.) well antwayz dids gurl samantha needed a new weave as u can tll f4 da picta above. So she got her hur did, but samantha loved it an told all da otha chiks in prison ta go to ha. So dey all went and she waz makin' mad empty kool-aid packets (daz jail money). She ended up doin' da officers, the ward, and da govaner's hur. She got wut she wanted in da end.
So da morall of da story is, when yu cum from da projects ur greatness knows no bounds.
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So i hpe yall enjoyed my tuchin' stoury about mah struggle.
 

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Good to know you took up my advice, I couldn't even get past the first name of that rachet gurl before I busted out laughing so hard that I almost dropped my laptop. The struggle of Smd lol
 
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