...Just Kidding, Mother ****ing DEADPOOL
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Name: Dead "MercWithAMouth" Pool
Alignment: Neutral
Alias(es): MercWithAMouth / Sometimes as Peter Parker - for... reasons.
Secret Identity: Wade Wilson
Looks:
"You Know how chicks dig scars?"
"Yeah?"
"Well they don't..."
Personality:
"ONE CRAZY CHIMICHANGA."
Deadpool is very comedic, although this appears to be caused in part by his mental illness. He is quick to act without thinking and is very impulsive. Deadpool used to present a morally grey personality, with no problem of disregarding other people. However, as an after effect of the inversion spell, Wade regained his conscience, to the point of even feeling bad for somebody being verbally abused.
Deadpool has friends, such as Weasel and Blind Al, that he was loyal to and cared about. Due to his insanity, however, he would mistreat them at times, such as stabbing Weasel in the leg over the last Cheesy Puff[citation needed] or confining Blind Al in a room filled with sharp objects.
Deadpool commonly develops obsessions with words and people, repeatedly mentioning the words duodenum and Chimichanga, the phrase "Sphincter says what?", and is frequently preoccupied by thoughts of Bea Arthur and the Olsen Twins
Deadpool has a sort of Medium Awareness due to his mental state, which allows him to sort of break the fourth wall. This offers nothing to his powers, just his comedic value.
Rank // History
Rank:
10
"Haha, hahahaha, haa..."
4
Origin Type:
Science Origins
Origin Story:
"Well. Once upon a time there was this kickass baby named DEADPOOL."
Wade Wilson was a mercenary even before the Weapon X Program, though during that time he learned that he had Cancer. Breaking up with his at-the-time Girlfriend so she wouldn't have to live with a terminally ill man.
*Sniffle.*
Though there was also another reason for the break up, Wade didn't want her to get involved with the creators of the "Weapon X Program" a secret activity formulated by a secret government weapons branch - Department K. He became subject to tests and experimentation; his Cancer was halted by the implementation of the Healing Factor which was a successor from another Test Subject codenamed "Wolverine".
"It's so emotional. Makes me cry everytime."
Wade did numerous Missions for the Department K to test the experiments done to him. Though they did not expect that because of his Mental State for him to kill one of his Teammates during One Mission and as a result was rejected from the Weapon X Program and put in Therapy at the Department K. Long story short he burned the place down and fell in love with Death! Literally.
"They had it coming. So did she *Wink* "
History:
"Unlike all Superhero backgrounds my parents are BOTH still alive. Somewhere. You see my Dad abandoned me and my mother when I was just a little Deadpool, I'd like to think I didn't get any of my jokes from him. You know how Dad's are with jokes. Not in my life. Ha Hue Herrr."
"Your Mom and Dad still live together."
"Shut up, No. My mother turned to humour, alcohol and online shopping as a coping mechanism."
"Stop trying to make the Audience Feel bad for you."
"I ran away!"
"You ran away and joined the Army as soon as you could."
"From then on it's a little Fuzzy. Boom! Dead people here, Boom! Dead people there. Girls. ***. Pancakes. Weapon X Prograaaam."
"Vaness..."
"WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HER."
"She..."
"Tried to kill us. On more than one occassion!"
"She loved you."
"I love Death now!"
"After The Weapon X Program."
"I became a Mercenary, in this really tight costume. Was hired to be a Spy, to be an Assassin. That's basically what I've been doing for a while, met some nice people along the way."
"People who tried to kill you."
"Yes. Yes... they were nice people. Especially Wolverine. Lovely Guy"
Abilities // Equipment
- Strength: 100 30
- Intelligence: 100 10
- Speed: 100 20
- Durability: 100 69 "Haha" +10 Bonus
- Energy: 100 0
- Technology: 100 20
Power/Ability:
Most of Deadpool's Powers Originate from the fact he went through the "Weapon X Program" which can be found in his Origin Story.
- Regenerative Healing Factor
- Foreign Chemical Resistance
- Disease Immunity
- Immortality
- Telepathic Immunity
- Disease Immunity
- Immortality
- Telepathic Immunity
"You Forgot the Ability to KICKASS."
- Martial Artist
- Master Assassin
- Talk people to Death
- Multilingual
"I can also whip up 372,844 Pancakes in one morning."
Description of Powers:
Regenerative Healing Factor: Deadpool's Core Ability is his superhuman healing factor derived from that of a mutant that allows him to regenerate damaged or destroyed bodily tissue with far greater speed and efficiency than an ordinary human. Deadpool is able to heal from injuries such as slashes, puncture wounds, bullet wounds, beheading, and severe burns within moments. His healing factor is significantly more powerful than the original host's as he can regrow missing limbs and organs and was able to recover even after everything from the waist up was liquidated. His head or any other limb can be reattached using this ability, but has to be placed in the proper place. Even though being beheaded, Deadpool can still move his body normally. Additionally, Deadpool can secretly use his healing factor as a tactical advantage against enemies. As he puts it, his healing factor "isn't exactly common knowledge." As Deadpool had cancer at the time of the gene therapy which endowed him with these abilities, it bound to the "healing factor" so that in a sense the cancer is his healing factor, which is why his skin is still horribly scarred. Unlike Wolverine's natural healing factor, Deadpool's is mentally driven to a partial extent.
- Foreign Chemical Resistance : Although not immune Deadpool is very highly resistant to drugs and toxins, it is very difficult for him to get drunk. "Though once I do the party REALLY starts." He is affected by certain drugs in large enough dosages, like tranquilizers. "zzzz"
- Disease Immunity : Deadpool's Healing Factor extends to his immune system, giving him an immunity against the effects of all Diseases and Infections.
- Immortality : Deadpool's Unique Healing Factor slows the effects of the aging process by an unknown degree - extending his Lifespan significantly.
- Telepathic Immunity : The Healing Factor causes his brains cells to be in a constant state of flux and regeneration, this makes him immune to psychics and even though his mind can be read - it is impossible to understand. "Too much crap up there, you don't wanna know."
[*] Possession Resistance : Similar to Telepathic Immunity, Deadpool can partially remain in control of himself if his mind has been taken over. He can fight back to try and retake control of his mind.
Equipment:
"Three Times Katana Swords."
"This isn't the time for D*** Jokes."
Other Information
Allies:
"Wolverine. He doesn't admit it, but he loves me."
N/A
Enemies:
N/A
Other:
"Peter Parker."
Approved, I edited some stuff and removed some things.
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