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A brief history of Obito Uchiha's life:
He took some heavy damage.
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He took some heavy damage.
Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916)
The Mad Monk
Rasputin was a Russian mystic preacher and healer from the Khylst sect who became one of the most powerful men in the country before the Bolshevik Revolution.
This man,
was extremely adamant.
He was drugged with a dose strong enough to kill 100 elephants, but that didn't affect him. after that he was shot in the head and his head exploded.
He was still alive and kicking, but he was thrown into a river. Oddly enough, a sting ray impaled him and he was eaten by a shark.
That didn't kill him though... he somehow managed to get out of the freezing river and crawled many miles until he reached the highway. There, he met his end.
What caused his death was a death crash on a playboy bus.
That is to say that he died in the world's most epic threesome.
He came and went at the same time
"After Rasputin fell to floor and was presumed dead, Yusupov and his friends celebrated upstairs. A little later, Yusupov checked on the body. The prince checked the pulse, feeling no sign of life and even shook Rasputin. Somehow still alive, Rasputin opened his eyes, which Yusopov described as the "green eyes of a viper" [source: Yusupov], and he attempted to escape. "
"The night Rasputin died on Dec. 29, 1916, it reportedly took three bullets and a rubber club to kill him. Just to be on the safe side, his murderers wrapped the body in a blanket and dumped it into the ice-cold Neva River."
Moynahan, Brain. "The Saint who Sinned." Da Capo Press. 1999. (May 2, 2008)
Yusupov, Felix. "Lost Splendor: the amazing memoirs of the man who killed Rasputin." Helen Marx Books. 2003. (May 2, 2008)
The Mad Monk
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Rasputin was a Russian mystic preacher and healer from the Khylst sect who became one of the most powerful men in the country before the Bolshevik Revolution.
This man,
was extremely adamant.
He was drugged with a dose strong enough to kill 100 elephants, but that didn't affect him. after that he was shot in the head and his head exploded.
He was still alive and kicking, but he was thrown into a river. Oddly enough, a sting ray impaled him and he was eaten by a shark.
That didn't kill him though... he somehow managed to get out of the freezing river and crawled many miles until he reached the highway. There, he met his end.
What caused his death was a death crash on a playboy bus.
That is to say that he died in the world's most epic threesome.
He came and went at the same time
"After Rasputin fell to floor and was presumed dead, Yusupov and his friends celebrated upstairs. A little later, Yusupov checked on the body. The prince checked the pulse, feeling no sign of life and even shook Rasputin. Somehow still alive, Rasputin opened his eyes, which Yusopov described as the "green eyes of a viper" [source: Yusupov], and he attempted to escape. "
"The night Rasputin died on Dec. 29, 1916, it reportedly took three bullets and a rubber club to kill him. Just to be on the safe side, his murderers wrapped the body in a blanket and dumped it into the ice-cold Neva River."
And that's not all... he was taken to the hospital, had his heart replaced by a potato and his blood pumped out and scotch pumped in, and how he had a heart attack when a nurse was riding him but managed to recover, then had his head cut off but put it back on, was crucified but managed to carry the cross right up a mountain to slap the guy who crucified him in the face, went down the mountain again forgetting he was still nailed to a cross, slept with all women in Moscow, was proclaimed the new Jesus and died peacefully at the age of 116, with a potato for a heart and scotch for blood and a severed head, having spent decades nailed to a cross.
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Moynahan, Brain. "The Saint who Sinned." Da Capo Press. 1999. (May 2, 2008)
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Yusupov, Felix. "Lost Splendor: the amazing memoirs of the man who killed Rasputin." Helen Marx Books. 2003. (May 2, 2008)
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Rasputin/Obito : Lords of Pain Tolerance
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