Lord of the Customs - Epilogue

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Breeze can be heard while a lady talks in the shivering night of Middle NB Earth.

The world has changed,i can feel it in the threads,i can feel it in the posts,much that once was,is lost,for now none live who remember it.It began with the forging of the customs.3 were given to the admins,immortal and overpowered beings.7 were given to the mods,great flamers and ball breakers.And 9,9 were given to 9 random noobs,who above all else,desire power.But they were all deceived,for another custom was made.In the land of Mordoria,dark lord Flawuron secretly forged a master custom,to overpower all others,and into this custom,he put his cruelty and bad language.




3000 years later.



2 young boys walking along the street discussing about girls.

Boy 1 : As i was saying,that girl from the festival was really cute

Boy 2
: Did you see the clown?He was soo cute

Boy 1 : Wasn`t the clown...male?

Boy 2 starts sweating

Boy 1 : Knew it

A wizard appears from thin air and stops them both.

Wizard
: Both of you!Stop right there!

The Wizard casts a purple barrier around them.

Boy 1 : What the...Who are you?


Boy 2
: Omagad,we are surounded by purple jizz

Boy 1 : Shut your crapper Pipin!

Pipin shoves his finger up his ass

Boy 1 : What the....


Pipin
: Didn`t you say to shut my crapper Merry?

Merry : I meant don`t talk


Pipin
: Ohh,ok

Wizard looks at Pipin with a confused look as he screams



Wizard
: My name is Kawalf,and i am looking for the hobbit called Frodo

A weird sound is heard from a distance as it gets closer and closer


Pipin
: Is that.....

A man comes and stops right beside them,he gets off the horse and reveals his short height

Merry : I think that is......

Short Man : Exactly,i am Frodo,and i came here with my horse because i heard my name


Kawalf
: Horse?That thing is smaller than a pony

Frodo
: No it ain`t.


Kawalf
: I am looking for you because your grandfather died,and he wanted me to tell you that he gives you his custom


Frodo
: Dead?Hurray!Wait,i only get a custom?

Kawalf gives Frodo the custom,when Frodo touches it,it reveals the words "Hurray,the chosen one found the custom,faggot"


Frodo
: What the.....

Next chapter will be out between Monday-Wednesday.

And now for the game,i didn`t want to make it lameass,so i will make a game for it,and the winner gets 100 kumi.

So the game is this :
Every character in the fanfiction,is an NB member,on one of them i even put half of the username.
The one who finds the correct combo of 4 people,gets 100 Kumi.
The one that posts the correct answer first gets the Kumi.
 
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