Jack Spicer
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Hey guys. I love writing and I want to share with you some of my fanfics. I'm currently working on a huge massive one which is my first original (Which means it's all from my head XD). Also, I have created some Batman stories, my own Batman character, and my own Naruto character (Plus teamates). I also have written an awesome one shot that is actually non anime. Well, it's not awesome. I have to add alot more into it, but a have it written down in simple form. I'm currently trying to think of a JetZula fanfic for a guy on youtube. My first one using like actual characters with me adding in my own characters, unless Batman counts because I've done about Riddler, ScareCrow, Bane, and Batman. But I have a funny side! Last year I wrote some Akatsuki stories. Funny, in my opinion. I've written about 4 of them. At the time, I was doing alot of stuff and ever dedicated to doing all of them. But I've came back to them! The 4th one is super long. It's a special one. But I have thought of many more and will get to them soon. Note- I see alot of funny Akatsuki ones and my Kisame was inspired by one of them. The way he acts and such, but his lines and stuff is all me! Also, one Zetsu part I loved and saw on a video. Everything else is from my imagination. Well, here's the first episode as I like to call it.
Note-Since this is humor, I used basic writing and nothing fancy. Please enjoy and review. Also, the eps do get better. The first one sucks the most, in my opinion. Another note- In the first I explain their rooms and stuff. It's an intro after all. Hang in though! It gets better, I promise!
Title: The Jinjuriki
Morning
Pein & Konan in a bed for two
Pein (Who has his shirt off): That. Was. So. Incredible.
Konan: Pein, all you did was watch an episode of NCIS!
Pein: I know, Konan, I know.
Konan: Well, it was a good episode. I absolutely love Gibbs.
Pein: That reminds me...The Akatsuki has been needing some new rules...
Konan: Rules? What kind of rules?
Pein: Serious rules.
Konan: What?
Pein: Quiet. The episode has resumed!
Now off to Hidan and Kakuzu's morning.
Hidan & Kakuzu in a room with bunk beds.
Hidan: Jashin, please watch over me and let my sacrifices...
Kakuzu: Hidan! What are you up to?
Hidan: What does it sound like?! I'm praying.
Kakuzu: Keep it down! I'm trying to figure out what kind of car insurance to get.
Hidan: Why? It's 7:00 in the morning! And We don't even own a car!
Kakuzu: But when we do, we'll have the best insurance and save the most money!
Hidan, who looks up to the heavens: Jashin...why curse me?
Kakuzu: I said keep it down!
Hidan: *Evil look* Just you wait...
Let's see what Itachi and Kisame are up to.
Itachi & Kisame in a room with Itachi in one bed and Kismane in one across the room.
Itachi: It's hard to sleep these days, Kisame.
Kisame: Why is that, Itachi?
Itachi: Well...It is rather difficult to sleep in a room with a Shark.
Kisame: Itachi, we've gone over this. I'm not a shark.
Itachi: You sleep in a fishtank.
Kisame: Itachi, It's a waterbed.
Itachi: You're a shark. It's water. It's a fishtank.
Hm, a water bed....Wonder what The Artists are up to?
Deidara & Sasori in a room with Deidara in a bed across from Sasori who's on another bed.
Deidara: I had an incredible dream. I was soaring over a breath taking village...The wind going through my hair. I was creating art....
Sasori: Deidara...who the hell are you talking too?
Deidara: Not a human, that's for sure, hm.
Sasori: A joke? Honestly? At 7:00 in the morning?
Deidara: Well, was it funny, my man?
Sasori: No...no it wasn't. Anyways, I'm glad you dreamt so well. I couldn't sleep at all.
Deidara: Did it have anything to with the fact you're made of wood, hm?!
Sasori: More jokes. Hmph. No, it was because of the Idiot in the next room!
Deidara: Oh, "him".....
Who are they talking about?
Tobi & Zetsu with Tobi in a car bed and Zetsu in a bed across from him that resembles a garden of some sort.
Tobi: What a beautiful day!
Zetsu (White half): I suppose it is a beautiful day.
Zetsu (Black Half): It's a beautiful day so let's enjoy it. I say we go out for dinner today.
Zetsu (White Half): I would rather stay in and eat.
Tobi: Well, today I'm gonna capture a Jinjuriki!!
Zetsu (White Half): A jinjuriki? Tobi I don't think...-
Zetsu (Black half): Tobi, great idea! Which one are you going after?
Tobi: All of them!!
Zetsu (Black Half): An even better idea Tobi!
Tobi: What? You like it!?
Zetsu (Black Half): Yes, Tobi, it is an amazing idea, and as a matter of fact, you should leave now!
Tobi: Okay! Alright! 9 jinjuriki coming up! Be back later!! (Leaves)
Zetsu (White Half): That was rather mean.
Zetsu (Black Half): I don't think the others will complain if he returns or not.
Zetsu (White Half): True, but who knows. Tobi is a good boy....He may surprise you.
Zetsu (Black Half): So are we ordering in today or going out?
Zetsu (White Half): It does not matter as long as I get something.
Zetsu (Black Half): Yes..some"thing."
Later that day...
At an Akatsuki meeting in the meeting room of their hideout.
Kisame: Why are we here again?
Hidan: Yeah, I mean I have alot of things to do today and they don't include sitting in a meeting with all of you people!
Deidara: Hey, we don't enjoy being around an immortal pain in the...
Pein: All of you, Stop talking!
Itachi: Not all of us was talking.
Pein: I know, but-
Sasori: Then why did you say all of us?
Pein: I didn't think-
Kakuzu: That's right, you didn't think!
Konan: Uh, Where's Tobi?
Zetsu (White Half): He went to capture all of the Jinjuriki.
Itachi: Why? Deidara: Itachi, my man, don't question it.
Itachi: I didn't question it.
Deidara: Yeah you did, hm.
Itachi: No, I didn't. (Activates Sharingan)
Pein: Itachi!
Itachi: (Activates Myngekko Sharingan) What?
Pein: Nothing..Anyways....This meeting is about something serious. Rules. Life needs rules. We need rules. So, from now on, we all must abide by the following rules. Rule number 1.....
(While Pein talks)
Sasori: Someone has watched NCIS this morning.
Kisame: Heh, next week we'll be wearing NCIS uniforms.
Deidara: Heh, I think I'll be calling Kakuzu "Probey" from now on!
Kakuzu: I'd reconsider that.
Deidara: I think I'll just call Tobi that then, hm...
Hidan: So now can we call Pein, Jeathro from now on?
Itachi: Yes, and Kisame can be called Dinozzo, Sasori can be called Ducky, and you can be called Abby. The only differences there is that she's attractive and you're dead.
Hidan: I'm not dead! Itachi: Make another NCIS reference And you will be.
Hidan: MAY JASHIN HAVE WRATH UPON THEE!
Everyone, including Pein & Konan: What???!!!?
Pein: Anyways..Rule number 23: Mess with the leaders coffee and you will die. So don't mess with my coffee!
Konan: Meeting adjourned!
Sasori: Well, that was really interesting.
Deidara: Hmph, these rules are useless.
Kakuzu *Shakes head in dissapointment): Hidan...what the hell?
Kisame: So, Itachi, what are we going to do now?
Itachi: Hidan.
Hidan: What?!
Itachi: Tell Jashin this for me. Tsukouyomi!
(In Itachi's Genjutsu)
Hidan: So, what are you going to do to me.
Itachi: I'm going to stab you for the next 72 hours.
Hidan: Ha! That's not punishment! That's enjoyment!
Itachi: Then I'm going to separate your body parts, burn all of them, but your head. Then I'll give your head to Tobi, and then I'm going to spit in your face, and stick that scythe in your mouth, so that finally that mouth of yours will shut up. That's what I'm going to do.
Hidan: Oh f*********k!
(Hidan passes out while Itachi releases his Genjutsu)
Zetsu (White Half): That reminds me....Tobi should be back soon.
Zetsu (Black Half): Honestly, We'll be lucky to get any part of him back.
Now we join Tobi on his adventure...
Tobi: Who knew catching a jinjuriki would be so hard!!! At least I have a list of all the names! Let's see...Gaara...Killer Bee....Naruto Uzumaki? I don't even know what a Naruto is!!!
(See's a traveler)
Tobi: Hey!! My names Tobi! Can you tell me what a Naruto is?
Traveler: Yeah sur-Wait no! You're apart of the Akatsuki!
Tobi: Thanks for noticing! I think the red really compliments my eyes. So, what's a Naruto?
Traveler: If I tell you, will you go away and not Hurt me?
Tobi: (Salutes) Yes, Sir!
Travleler: Yeah....A Naruto is something inside of ramen.
Tobi: Oh!!!! Where can I buy ramen?!
Traveler: I have some I can sell you.
Tobi: Yay!!! Tobi's a good boy!!!
Traveler: Sure you are....
Back at the hideout...
Some of the members are Chatting while watching TV.
Kakuzu: Hidan has slept for more than three hours. Sasori you owe me fifteen ryo.
Sasori: A bet's a bet. However it will bee nice if he doesn't wake up at all.
Kisame: I couldn't agree more.
Now In the kitchen....By the way, Pein is now drinking coffee...Alot of coffee..
Itachi: I hope Tobi never comes back. He depresses me.
Konan: How so, Itachi?
Itachi: He makes me feel like killing everyone.
Zetsu: (Black Half): I'd hate to meet the guy who set you off so bad that you destroyed your clan.
Zetsu: (White Half): Don't mention that. It's rude...So why did you keep That brother of yours alive?
Itachi: Depression fades quickly when you kill.
Deidara: Don't you feel guilty at all, hm?
Itachi: No.
Deidara: Hmph. So whatever became of that Madara Uchiha?
Itachi: He's not any of my concern. But I'm sure he's not among us anymore.
Pein: Yeah, Itachi. That's definitely the truth.
Itachi: Do you know something I do not?
Pein: No...
Itachi: I don't believe you.
Konan: Sooo, can we conclude that Tobi is dead now?
Pein: No, not yet.
Itachi: Why not?
Pein: You ask alot of annoying questions.
Itachi: I asked a simple question anybody would ask upon hearing what you said.
Pein: Good point. He'll be determined dead when I feel a great pain go away.
Itachi: The pain of annoyance?
Pein: The very same!
Itachi: Why did you scream?........
Back in the living room...
(Hidan walks in)
Hidan: Guess who's back?
Kakuzu: If it's Tobi, I don't care.
Sasori: Same here.
Hidan: No!! I'm back from my nap.
Kisame: Nap? Itachi made you pass out.
Hidan: He did no such thing! I thought the floor was so soft, and well, I fell asleep on it!
Kisame: Really? Let's see about that. Itachi!! Come here!!!
Hidan: No wait!
Kisame: That's what I thought!
(Tobi walks in)
Tobi: Hey guys!! Tobi has returned with all 9 Jinjuriki!!
Sasori: I'm impressed you're alive. Where are the jinjuriki?
Kakuzu: I'm also surprised.. Kisame, here's your cash.
(Hands him 100 ryo)
Kisame: I might go buy a new game with this.
Kakuzu: I bet 100 ryo, it's about.....A fish named Nemo or something.... Kisame: Damn.
(Hands him back his 100 ryo)
Sasori: So, Tobi, where is the jinjuriki?!
Tobi: Right here!!!
(Itachi walks in)
Itachi: Kisame, what did you want me for earli....
(looks at Tobi)
Itachi: Oh, it's him....Kisame here is your money.
(Hands him 100 ryo).
Itachi: I have no idea why you would even think he would come back alive.
Kisame: Eh, me either.
Sasori: Tobi, show us the damn Jinjuriki already!
Tobi: (Salutes) Yes, sir!!!
Hidan: Yeah, he's definitly a freak...
(Tobi gets out 9 bowls of Ramen that was in his satchel)
Tobi: Everyone Come here, please!!!
(Pein,Konan, Zetsu, and Deidara walk in)
Deidara: Yeah, Tobi?
Konan: How is he.....even....I can't believe it.....Kisame, here.
(Hands him 100 ryo)
Kisame: Thanks, Konan. I'm better than Kakuzu when it comes to money. Heh.
Zetsu: (Black Half) Well, a bets a bet.
(Hands His white half 100 ryo)
Zetsu: (White Half) See, Tobi is a good boy.
Pein: Tobi, what do you want us for?
Tobi: I have captured all 9 jinjuriki. All of them contain the Nine Tailed Fox!!! Tobi does think it's weird they all have the same name though....but I did it!!!
I captured all of them!!
Deidara: What is he talking about...
Pein: Tobi, there is only one host of the Nine Tailed Fox. Naruto Uzimaki of the Hidden leaf.
Tobi: Then why do I have nine of them?
Pein: Show them to us.
Tobi: I am!!!
Kakuzu: Where are they?!
Tobi: They are all in these bowls of ramen. Tobi is a good boy!!! I captured them all!!
Itachi: You've got to be kidding me....
\Deidara: Well, did you expect more from Him Itachi?
Itachi: No.
Deidara: Then why Say-
Itachi: I would stop speaking right now, Deidara.
Hidan: Listen to him.
Sasori: Well this was pointless.
Zetsu: (White Half): Maybe not.
Zetsu: (Black Half) Well I am hungry.
Hidan: There are only 9 bowls though.
Deidara: Tobi won't eat!
Tobi: Why not?!!
Deidara: Why not?!!!!!!!
Pein: Deidara, leave him alone.
Deidara: Whatever, hm.
Tobi: Well, I'm gonna go swim!!! Bye!!
(Tobi leaves)
Kisame: I think I may join him....
Konan: I think Tobi is as good as dead now.
Kakuzu: Care to place a bet?
Konan: No, not really. You'd loose anyways, I'm sure.
Later, that day...in the living room again..
Deidara: What a day, hm.
Tobi: Today was so fun!!!
Kisame: Tobi, you're quite a fast swimmer.
Itachi: He has to be when a shark chases him.
Kakuzu: Well, I'm off to bed.
Hidan: As am I.
Kakuzu: Will I ever have peace?
Zetsu: (Black Half): I'm going to shower.
Sasori: How thrilling. A plant bathes in our shower.
Konan: Coming from a puppet, that's just plain weird.
Sasori: I would hit you, but Paper cuts sting. We all know nothing beats paper....
Konan: You couldn't feel them because you're a puppet!
Deidara, who mumbles: Lame burn...
Pein: That was cold, Konan.
Konan: He started it.
Itachi: I'm surrounded by children....
Pein: Konan, let's just go to sleep.
Deidara: Pein, you are so lucky.
Pein: I know, Deidara, I know.
Tobi: Tobi, is going to sleep!
Deidara: Later Probey!
Itachi: Myngekko Sharingan!
Kisame: He had it coming.
Sasori: Kisame, here's 100 ryo.
Kisame: What can I say? Money just comes to me.
Sasori: Whatever gets you to sleep at night...
End
Sorry, it sucked so bad XD This sets up many things in the next couple of eps. Please tell me what you think. Also, the characters get more in depth and more funnier. Please try to imagine the characters actually saying the lines. Makes it funnier. Thanks for reading
Note-Since this is humor, I used basic writing and nothing fancy. Please enjoy and review. Also, the eps do get better. The first one sucks the most, in my opinion. Another note- In the first I explain their rooms and stuff. It's an intro after all. Hang in though! It gets better, I promise!
Title: The Jinjuriki
Morning
Pein & Konan in a bed for two
Pein (Who has his shirt off): That. Was. So. Incredible.
Konan: Pein, all you did was watch an episode of NCIS!
Pein: I know, Konan, I know.
Konan: Well, it was a good episode. I absolutely love Gibbs.
Pein: That reminds me...The Akatsuki has been needing some new rules...
Konan: Rules? What kind of rules?
Pein: Serious rules.
Konan: What?
Pein: Quiet. The episode has resumed!
Now off to Hidan and Kakuzu's morning.
Hidan & Kakuzu in a room with bunk beds.
Hidan: Jashin, please watch over me and let my sacrifices...
Kakuzu: Hidan! What are you up to?
Hidan: What does it sound like?! I'm praying.
Kakuzu: Keep it down! I'm trying to figure out what kind of car insurance to get.
Hidan: Why? It's 7:00 in the morning! And We don't even own a car!
Kakuzu: But when we do, we'll have the best insurance and save the most money!
Hidan, who looks up to the heavens: Jashin...why curse me?
Kakuzu: I said keep it down!
Hidan: *Evil look* Just you wait...
Let's see what Itachi and Kisame are up to.
Itachi & Kisame in a room with Itachi in one bed and Kismane in one across the room.
Itachi: It's hard to sleep these days, Kisame.
Kisame: Why is that, Itachi?
Itachi: Well...It is rather difficult to sleep in a room with a Shark.
Kisame: Itachi, we've gone over this. I'm not a shark.
Itachi: You sleep in a fishtank.
Kisame: Itachi, It's a waterbed.
Itachi: You're a shark. It's water. It's a fishtank.
Hm, a water bed....Wonder what The Artists are up to?
Deidara & Sasori in a room with Deidara in a bed across from Sasori who's on another bed.
Deidara: I had an incredible dream. I was soaring over a breath taking village...The wind going through my hair. I was creating art....
Sasori: Deidara...who the hell are you talking too?
Deidara: Not a human, that's for sure, hm.
Sasori: A joke? Honestly? At 7:00 in the morning?
Deidara: Well, was it funny, my man?
Sasori: No...no it wasn't. Anyways, I'm glad you dreamt so well. I couldn't sleep at all.
Deidara: Did it have anything to with the fact you're made of wood, hm?!
Sasori: More jokes. Hmph. No, it was because of the Idiot in the next room!
Deidara: Oh, "him".....
Who are they talking about?
Tobi & Zetsu with Tobi in a car bed and Zetsu in a bed across from him that resembles a garden of some sort.
Tobi: What a beautiful day!
Zetsu (White half): I suppose it is a beautiful day.
Zetsu (Black Half): It's a beautiful day so let's enjoy it. I say we go out for dinner today.
Zetsu (White Half): I would rather stay in and eat.
Tobi: Well, today I'm gonna capture a Jinjuriki!!
Zetsu (White Half): A jinjuriki? Tobi I don't think...-
Zetsu (Black half): Tobi, great idea! Which one are you going after?
Tobi: All of them!!
Zetsu (Black Half): An even better idea Tobi!
Tobi: What? You like it!?
Zetsu (Black Half): Yes, Tobi, it is an amazing idea, and as a matter of fact, you should leave now!
Tobi: Okay! Alright! 9 jinjuriki coming up! Be back later!! (Leaves)
Zetsu (White Half): That was rather mean.
Zetsu (Black Half): I don't think the others will complain if he returns or not.
Zetsu (White Half): True, but who knows. Tobi is a good boy....He may surprise you.
Zetsu (Black Half): So are we ordering in today or going out?
Zetsu (White Half): It does not matter as long as I get something.
Zetsu (Black Half): Yes..some"thing."
Later that day...
At an Akatsuki meeting in the meeting room of their hideout.
Kisame: Why are we here again?
Hidan: Yeah, I mean I have alot of things to do today and they don't include sitting in a meeting with all of you people!
Deidara: Hey, we don't enjoy being around an immortal pain in the...
Pein: All of you, Stop talking!
Itachi: Not all of us was talking.
Pein: I know, but-
Sasori: Then why did you say all of us?
Pein: I didn't think-
Kakuzu: That's right, you didn't think!
Konan: Uh, Where's Tobi?
Zetsu (White Half): He went to capture all of the Jinjuriki.
Itachi: Why? Deidara: Itachi, my man, don't question it.
Itachi: I didn't question it.
Deidara: Yeah you did, hm.
Itachi: No, I didn't. (Activates Sharingan)
Pein: Itachi!
Itachi: (Activates Myngekko Sharingan) What?
Pein: Nothing..Anyways....This meeting is about something serious. Rules. Life needs rules. We need rules. So, from now on, we all must abide by the following rules. Rule number 1.....
(While Pein talks)
Sasori: Someone has watched NCIS this morning.
Kisame: Heh, next week we'll be wearing NCIS uniforms.
Deidara: Heh, I think I'll be calling Kakuzu "Probey" from now on!
Kakuzu: I'd reconsider that.
Deidara: I think I'll just call Tobi that then, hm...
Hidan: So now can we call Pein, Jeathro from now on?
Itachi: Yes, and Kisame can be called Dinozzo, Sasori can be called Ducky, and you can be called Abby. The only differences there is that she's attractive and you're dead.
Hidan: I'm not dead! Itachi: Make another NCIS reference And you will be.
Hidan: MAY JASHIN HAVE WRATH UPON THEE!
Everyone, including Pein & Konan: What???!!!?
Pein: Anyways..Rule number 23: Mess with the leaders coffee and you will die. So don't mess with my coffee!
Konan: Meeting adjourned!
Sasori: Well, that was really interesting.
Deidara: Hmph, these rules are useless.
Kakuzu *Shakes head in dissapointment): Hidan...what the hell?
Kisame: So, Itachi, what are we going to do now?
Itachi: Hidan.
Hidan: What?!
Itachi: Tell Jashin this for me. Tsukouyomi!
(In Itachi's Genjutsu)
Hidan: So, what are you going to do to me.
Itachi: I'm going to stab you for the next 72 hours.
Hidan: Ha! That's not punishment! That's enjoyment!
Itachi: Then I'm going to separate your body parts, burn all of them, but your head. Then I'll give your head to Tobi, and then I'm going to spit in your face, and stick that scythe in your mouth, so that finally that mouth of yours will shut up. That's what I'm going to do.
Hidan: Oh f*********k!
(Hidan passes out while Itachi releases his Genjutsu)
Zetsu (White Half): That reminds me....Tobi should be back soon.
Zetsu (Black Half): Honestly, We'll be lucky to get any part of him back.
Now we join Tobi on his adventure...
Tobi: Who knew catching a jinjuriki would be so hard!!! At least I have a list of all the names! Let's see...Gaara...Killer Bee....Naruto Uzumaki? I don't even know what a Naruto is!!!
(See's a traveler)
Tobi: Hey!! My names Tobi! Can you tell me what a Naruto is?
Traveler: Yeah sur-Wait no! You're apart of the Akatsuki!
Tobi: Thanks for noticing! I think the red really compliments my eyes. So, what's a Naruto?
Traveler: If I tell you, will you go away and not Hurt me?
Tobi: (Salutes) Yes, Sir!
Travleler: Yeah....A Naruto is something inside of ramen.
Tobi: Oh!!!! Where can I buy ramen?!
Traveler: I have some I can sell you.
Tobi: Yay!!! Tobi's a good boy!!!
Traveler: Sure you are....
Back at the hideout...
Some of the members are Chatting while watching TV.
Kakuzu: Hidan has slept for more than three hours. Sasori you owe me fifteen ryo.
Sasori: A bet's a bet. However it will bee nice if he doesn't wake up at all.
Kisame: I couldn't agree more.
Now In the kitchen....By the way, Pein is now drinking coffee...Alot of coffee..
Itachi: I hope Tobi never comes back. He depresses me.
Konan: How so, Itachi?
Itachi: He makes me feel like killing everyone.
Zetsu: (Black Half): I'd hate to meet the guy who set you off so bad that you destroyed your clan.
Zetsu: (White Half): Don't mention that. It's rude...So why did you keep That brother of yours alive?
Itachi: Depression fades quickly when you kill.
Deidara: Don't you feel guilty at all, hm?
Itachi: No.
Deidara: Hmph. So whatever became of that Madara Uchiha?
Itachi: He's not any of my concern. But I'm sure he's not among us anymore.
Pein: Yeah, Itachi. That's definitely the truth.
Itachi: Do you know something I do not?
Pein: No...
Itachi: I don't believe you.
Konan: Sooo, can we conclude that Tobi is dead now?
Pein: No, not yet.
Itachi: Why not?
Pein: You ask alot of annoying questions.
Itachi: I asked a simple question anybody would ask upon hearing what you said.
Pein: Good point. He'll be determined dead when I feel a great pain go away.
Itachi: The pain of annoyance?
Pein: The very same!
Itachi: Why did you scream?........
Back in the living room...
(Hidan walks in)
Hidan: Guess who's back?
Kakuzu: If it's Tobi, I don't care.
Sasori: Same here.
Hidan: No!! I'm back from my nap.
Kisame: Nap? Itachi made you pass out.
Hidan: He did no such thing! I thought the floor was so soft, and well, I fell asleep on it!
Kisame: Really? Let's see about that. Itachi!! Come here!!!
Hidan: No wait!
Kisame: That's what I thought!
(Tobi walks in)
Tobi: Hey guys!! Tobi has returned with all 9 Jinjuriki!!
Sasori: I'm impressed you're alive. Where are the jinjuriki?
Kakuzu: I'm also surprised.. Kisame, here's your cash.
(Hands him 100 ryo)
Kisame: I might go buy a new game with this.
Kakuzu: I bet 100 ryo, it's about.....A fish named Nemo or something.... Kisame: Damn.
(Hands him back his 100 ryo)
Sasori: So, Tobi, where is the jinjuriki?!
Tobi: Right here!!!
(Itachi walks in)
Itachi: Kisame, what did you want me for earli....
(looks at Tobi)
Itachi: Oh, it's him....Kisame here is your money.
(Hands him 100 ryo).
Itachi: I have no idea why you would even think he would come back alive.
Kisame: Eh, me either.
Sasori: Tobi, show us the damn Jinjuriki already!
Tobi: (Salutes) Yes, sir!!!
Hidan: Yeah, he's definitly a freak...
(Tobi gets out 9 bowls of Ramen that was in his satchel)
Tobi: Everyone Come here, please!!!
(Pein,Konan, Zetsu, and Deidara walk in)
Deidara: Yeah, Tobi?
Konan: How is he.....even....I can't believe it.....Kisame, here.
(Hands him 100 ryo)
Kisame: Thanks, Konan. I'm better than Kakuzu when it comes to money. Heh.
Zetsu: (Black Half) Well, a bets a bet.
(Hands His white half 100 ryo)
Zetsu: (White Half) See, Tobi is a good boy.
Pein: Tobi, what do you want us for?
Tobi: I have captured all 9 jinjuriki. All of them contain the Nine Tailed Fox!!! Tobi does think it's weird they all have the same name though....but I did it!!!
I captured all of them!!
Deidara: What is he talking about...
Pein: Tobi, there is only one host of the Nine Tailed Fox. Naruto Uzimaki of the Hidden leaf.
Tobi: Then why do I have nine of them?
Pein: Show them to us.
Tobi: I am!!!
Kakuzu: Where are they?!
Tobi: They are all in these bowls of ramen. Tobi is a good boy!!! I captured them all!!
Itachi: You've got to be kidding me....
\Deidara: Well, did you expect more from Him Itachi?
Itachi: No.
Deidara: Then why Say-
Itachi: I would stop speaking right now, Deidara.
Hidan: Listen to him.
Sasori: Well this was pointless.
Zetsu: (White Half): Maybe not.
Zetsu: (Black Half) Well I am hungry.
Hidan: There are only 9 bowls though.
Deidara: Tobi won't eat!
Tobi: Why not?!!
Deidara: Why not?!!!!!!!
Pein: Deidara, leave him alone.
Deidara: Whatever, hm.
Tobi: Well, I'm gonna go swim!!! Bye!!
(Tobi leaves)
Kisame: I think I may join him....
Konan: I think Tobi is as good as dead now.
Kakuzu: Care to place a bet?
Konan: No, not really. You'd loose anyways, I'm sure.
Later, that day...in the living room again..
Deidara: What a day, hm.
Tobi: Today was so fun!!!
Kisame: Tobi, you're quite a fast swimmer.
Itachi: He has to be when a shark chases him.
Kakuzu: Well, I'm off to bed.
Hidan: As am I.
Kakuzu: Will I ever have peace?
Zetsu: (Black Half): I'm going to shower.
Sasori: How thrilling. A plant bathes in our shower.
Konan: Coming from a puppet, that's just plain weird.
Sasori: I would hit you, but Paper cuts sting. We all know nothing beats paper....
Konan: You couldn't feel them because you're a puppet!
Deidara, who mumbles: Lame burn...
Pein: That was cold, Konan.
Konan: He started it.
Itachi: I'm surrounded by children....
Pein: Konan, let's just go to sleep.
Deidara: Pein, you are so lucky.
Pein: I know, Deidara, I know.
Tobi: Tobi, is going to sleep!
Deidara: Later Probey!
Itachi: Myngekko Sharingan!
Kisame: He had it coming.
Sasori: Kisame, here's 100 ryo.
Kisame: What can I say? Money just comes to me.
Sasori: Whatever gets you to sleep at night...
End
Sorry, it sucked so bad XD This sets up many things in the next couple of eps. Please tell me what you think. Also, the characters get more in depth and more funnier. Please try to imagine the characters actually saying the lines. Makes it funnier. Thanks for reading
