Danial Uchiha
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A funny thread to laugh at some made-up scenarios about the Akatsuki, their daily lives, issues, problems, etc.
Let your imagination run wild here!
I'll give an example:
Kisame: Itachi, I got you a seeing-eye shark. Let me tell you why it's better than a seeing-eye dog.
Itachi: Not this again. Kisame, why in the world would I want a seeing-eye shark?
Kisame: Just listen to the benefits before you knock it. Okay, so seeing-eye shark... *prattles on about useless shark fun facts for the next hour or so* and so when you go on an underwater excursion, a seeing-eye shark would certainly be your best bet!
Itachi: I have no use for any kind of underwater excursion.
Kisame: Now, now Itachi don't be like that. You have to try something new every once in a while. You can't just always stuff crows down people's throat and kill off family members. I personally think an underwater excursion is right up your alley!
Itachi: Kisame, if you mention an underwater excursion or a seeing-eye shark again, I will be forced to use Tsukiyomi on you. In this genjutsu, you'll be helplessly watching Deidara getting down with Sasori over and over and over again.
Kisame: *grumbles* Tobi liked my seeing-eye shark idea... and the underwater excursion idea too!
Let your imagination run wild here!
I'll give an example:
Kisame: Itachi, I got you a seeing-eye shark. Let me tell you why it's better than a seeing-eye dog.
Itachi: Not this again. Kisame, why in the world would I want a seeing-eye shark?
Kisame: Just listen to the benefits before you knock it. Okay, so seeing-eye shark... *prattles on about useless shark fun facts for the next hour or so* and so when you go on an underwater excursion, a seeing-eye shark would certainly be your best bet!
Itachi: I have no use for any kind of underwater excursion.
Kisame: Now, now Itachi don't be like that. You have to try something new every once in a while. You can't just always stuff crows down people's throat and kill off family members. I personally think an underwater excursion is right up your alley!
Itachi: Kisame, if you mention an underwater excursion or a seeing-eye shark again, I will be forced to use Tsukiyomi on you. In this genjutsu, you'll be helplessly watching Deidara getting down with Sasori over and over and over again.
Kisame: *grumbles* Tobi liked my seeing-eye shark idea... and the underwater excursion idea too!
