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What would you do if you were a Kage? What village would you choose to lead? What laws would you apply? How would you solve conflict between other villages? How would you effectively solve inner village problems? What Justus would you forbidden? How would you set up your ranks?
 

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I would be a Hokage and I would basically shout out ''You are all now my bitc*es!! Who ever doesn't apply with this rule will recieve a black rod up their ass!''. Was that good?
 

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I would be Kage of Kumogakure, and I would turn it into a semi-communistic society, similar to most villages.
Everyone without children would be to work jobs in the village to stimulate the economy. This money would go towards providing care for the sick, both academic and shinobi education alike, and towards defenses for the village, namely establishing defense along paths to and from the village.

Ranks for Ninja..? Well, I'd keep everything pretty much the same as it were now, and cooperate with other villages, namely the Leaf in their exams. Potential Genin would not only undergo a written test about what they thought a ninja was, how to respond to combat situations, etc. but they would also demonstrate all basic jutsu types. Genin who had been successful in over 25 C ranked missions and had been shinobi for a period of at least two years would be eligible to become Chunin. Chunin who had been successful in over 50 B ranked missions and had been Chunin for a period of at least 3 years would be eligible to become Jonin. Jonin that have successfully accomplished every mission they've been tasked since their promotion for a period of six months would be eligible for a Special Operations unit.

Leniency on Forbidden Jutsu, but the only ninja legally allowed to use it would be high ranking Jonin and members of the Special Operations unit. The only jutsu strictly forbidden would be the Edo Tensei and Curse Marks of any kind.

Laws I would create would enforce equal treatment of everyone in the village, cleanliness of the village streets and exteriors of the buildings, with interiors also enforced for eateries and centralized establishments. For shinobi it would be to never leave a comrade behind or betray them, and to always listen to your sensei, unles they themselves were instructing their students to do illegal things.

I would train a select amount of shinobi high ranking lightning jutsu, similar to Kirin. This would make an assault on the village from a nearby mountain nearly impossible, and I would also leave a barrier squad ready at all times, with a secret evacuation route for civilians that would lead them to sea level. Shinobi would stay in the village and lie in wait for the enemy to breach the village, and then launch synchronized attacks on the enemy until they were defeated or had retreated from the village.
 

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Konoha.

I would give uchiha a respectable position in konoha .
Ask itachi to kill danzo and become anbu leader himself.
Send naruto to the cloud village to master his skills in controlling the kyuubi.

How would i solve disputes ?
I will invite every kage to ramen guy's shop and make them taste ramen. Ramen no jutsu would solve the conflicts :p
 
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I'd be the worst Kage ever. All I'd do is put my balls on every desk within eyesight. No desk would escape my wrath.

Why? Because I'd be Kage.
 

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I would be Kage of Kumogakure, and I would turn it into a semi-communistic society, similar to most villages.
Everyone without children would be to work jobs in the village to stimulate the economy. This money would go towards providing care for the sick, both academic and shinobi education alike, and towards defenses for the village, namely establishing defense along paths to and from the village.

Ranks for Ninja..? Well, I'd keep everything pretty much the same as it were now, and cooperate with other villages, namely the Leaf in their exams. Potential Genin would not only undergo a written test about what they thought a ninja was, how to respond to combat situations, etc. but they would also demonstrate all basic jutsu types. Genin who had been successful in over 25 C ranked missions and had been shinobi for a period of at least two years would be eligible to become Chunin. Chunin who had been successful in over 50 B ranked missions and had been Chunin for a period of at least 3 years would be eligible to become Jonin. Jonin that have successfully accomplished every mission they've been tasked since their promotion for a period of six months would be eligible for a Special Operations unit.

Leniency on Forbidden Jutsu, but the only ninja legally allowed to use it would be high ranking Jonin and members of the Special Operations unit. The only jutsu strictly forbidden would be the Edo Tensei and Curse Marks of any kind.

Laws I would create would enforce equal treatment of everyone in the village, cleanliness of the village streets and exteriors of the buildings, with interiors also enforced for eateries and centralized establishments. For shinobi it would be to never leave a comrade behind or betray them, and to always listen to your sensei, unles they themselves were instructing their students to do illegal things.

I would train a select amount of shinobi high ranking lightning jutsu, similar to Kirin. This would make an assault on the village from a nearby mountain nearly impossible, and I would also leave a barrier squad ready at all times, with a secret evacuation route for civilians that would lead them to sea level. Shinobi would stay in the village and lie in wait for the enemy to breach the village, and then launch synchronized attacks on the enemy until they were defeated or had retreated from the village.
He wins for having the longest answer.:bouncy:
 

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I would be a Raikage Of the hidden Cloud village ..
Reason
1.Cause it is an luxury village
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2.The Raikage title is awesome
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And yeah thats all
 

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What would you do if you were a Kage? What village would you choose to lead? What laws would you apply? How would you solve conflict between other villages? How would you effectively solve inner village problems? What Justus would you forbidden? How would you set up your ranks?

I would be a Raikage cause Kumo's my favorite village.
Laws would be that no unnecessary use of Ninjutsu is allowed. Other laws will stay. Paperwork and regulation of weapons are enforced and required. I also forbid kidnappings and taking possessions from other villages for profit of any sort.
Ranks will pretty much stay the same. Forbidden jutsu is only allowed to be used by higher-Ranking Jonins and Special Ops. Edo Tensei and CM are absolutely restricted.

Most importantly, I want to change the Kunoichi's dress code. The Kuniochi's uniform is sexier and slightly more provocative/revealing. I want to spice shit up in my village.
 

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I would be a Raikage cause Kumo's my favorite village.
Laws would be that no unnecessary use of Ninjutsu is allowed. Other laws will stay. Paperwork and regulation of weapons are enforced and required. I also forbid kidnappings and taking possessions from other villages for profit of any sort.
Ranks will pretty much stay the same. Forbidden jutsu is only allowed to be used by higher-Ranking Jonins and Special Ops. Edo Tensei and CM are absolutely restricted.

Most importantly, I want to change the Kunoichi's dress code. The Kuniochi's uniform is sexier and slightly more provocative/revealing. I want to spice shit up in my village.

I'd hope that last part was village only xD
 
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