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naruto vs bleach part 2
One day, Naruto and Ichigo surprisingly bumped into eachother and got into a fight, this is what happened:
Naruto: Hey
Ichigo: ...Hi
Naruto: Your hair matches my jumpsuit :B
Ichigo: How in the hell can you see me? You can see spirits?
Naruto: Whoooaaaa- Your so tall!
Ichigo: Well, I AM older. (This is when Ichigo is 15, Naruto is 12.)
Naruto: Olry? Well, my anime is better.
Ichigo: Orly? I doubt it.
Naruto: Well, believe it!
Ichigo: .....
Naruto: I mean, just ask the Otaku and anime fans. My anime is number one, yours is number two!
Ichigo: That's probably because you might have been out longer than mine has.
Naruto: Yus, that is true. But if your anime was better, than you could have gotten in first place.
Ichigo: Your kinda annoying.
Naruto: Your just upset that my animes better.
Ichigo: Nope. I know mines better.
Naruto: O yeah?
Ichigo: Yeah.
Naruto: WELL, does your anime have a raven hairs guy who is all upset and obsessed with the fact that he's one of the last of his kind? (Sasuke)
Ichigo: Yeah.. Uryuu.. He;s the last Quincy. But atleast he has a life, and doesn't seek out revenge and takes over the main character of the series. ..Even though he does dislike soul reapers.
Naruto: YEAH WELL- Sasuke is EMO!
Ichigo: Emo's are lame. It's a stupid life style based on lies about self inflected pain. Uryuu sews, and people admire him and people enjoy his presence. And he's smart.
Naruto: Hm.. WELL, do you have a girl who is useless in the series and is inlove with the main character? And half of your animes fans hate her? (Sakura)
Ichigo: Yeah, Orihime Inoue. (I don't hate her..) She doesn't have much use in the beginning and apaprently she's inlove with me.
Naruto: HAH, BUT I BET SAKURA IS BETTER THAN ORIHIME THOUGH!
Ichigo: Oh how? Orihime relizes at an early stage that she isn't much of a fighter, while your Sakura takes about a year to relise she's useless. Orihme tries more, and better at trying to better her self. And she doesn't scream on the sidelines 'ICHIGO! GO ICHIGO!' And she has a bigger rack than Sakura. ( :3 )
Naruto: Hm.. Well.. Does your anime have a bad guy who kept his idenity away from people? Huuhhh? (Tobi/Madara)
Ichigo: Well, sorta. Aizen had two of him. And hten faked his death. And the whole time, he betrayed the soul society, and then joined the Arrancar.
Naruto: DID HE HAVE A MASK THAT LOOKED LIKE A LOLLIPOP??
Ichigo: Masks that look like lolipop's are lame.
Naruto: DOES YOUR ANIME HAVE TALKING ANIMALS?
Ichigo: Well, theres four talking plushies, and then a captain who is a big cat guy. And he's really cool. And there's these black butterflies in the Soul Society that gives messages. ANd Yoruichi is a talking cat, some times.
Naruto: O shet, that cool.
Naruto: OH WELL, DOES YOUR ANIME HAVE CHICKS WITH NOTICAL BOOBIES? (Tsunade)
Ichigo:... Rangiku mostly. My anime has a few women with large breasts.
Naruto: HAH, YOU ONLY NAMED ONE PERSON!
Ichigo: THeres Orihime also, and one of Orihimes friends, and then a few others but they don't ***** out like that.
Naruto: Does your anime have a hot chick who has purple on her? (Ino)
Ichigo: Yeah, that's Yoruichi. She's got purple hair.
Naruto: O snap.
Naruto: I BETCHA YOU DON'T HAVE A CHARACTER WHO IS DETERMINED OR OSMETHING WITH THE RULES AND LIKE, WITH DESTENY OR SOMETHING! (Neji?)
Ichigo: Well..
Naruto: OH COME ON
Ichigo: Byakuya cared about the rules and stuff. That's why he didn't do anything when Rukia was sentenced to death.
Naruto: Crap.
(Bleach: 7 Naruto: 0)
Naruto: Hm... Anyone perverted in your anime? (Pervy-Sage)
Ichigo: Yeah, two people.
Naruto: CRRAAAPPPP.
Ichigo: Kon and Keigo.
Naruto: Lawl, they both begin with K-CRAP, YOUR ANIME IS MEAN!
Ichigo: That makes sence.
Naruto: Well, I bet your anime doens't have some sort of evil organization or group! (Akatsuki)
Ichigo: Arrancar. They are bad.
Naruto: Shitttttttttttt.
(Bleach: 9 Naruto: 0)
Naruto: WELL, I BET YOUR ANIME DOESN'T HAVE A GUY THAT EVERYONE HATES AND WANTS HIM TO DIE! (Danzo)
Ichigo: Aizen.
Naruto: ._. Seriously?
Naruto: How about you think of somethings!
Ichigo: Come onn~ I don't want to. People are waiting for me.
Naruto: IVNJNFDVNJFWVGWBJGMBVKGEMD78
Ichigo: FINE, my anime has better opening songs.
Naruto: NOOO, MINE ARE MUCH BETTER!
Ichigo: Name one.
Naruto: I really like that 'Yura Yura' song..
Ichigo: Well, my first opening (Asterisk) is favored by alot of people on youtube. My second one is kickass also. Third opening has japanese scream-o.
Naruto:0_0
Ichigo: The fourth one is cool, it's catchy. The fifth one is probably one of the best. Sixth, well, it's cool. If you wacth it, it's cool. And blah, I got better ones.
Naruto: *goes and watches them*... You win there.
Ichigo: Hm.. Also, while you in your anime has help fighting with your Kyuubi, I used my Natural power, and had potential since my first fight.
Naruto: THAT'S A LIE! My Kyuubi is sealed in!
Ichigo: Not very well.
Naruto: Stfu! You fight, and your Hollow helps you fight!
Ichigo: I atleast try better at not using it. And actually defeated it before.
Naruto: You really suck.
Ichigo: Hm.. Also, I stay the main character.
Naruto: What does that mean?!
Ichigo: Hm, I don't know. In your anime, that Sasuke guy becomes the main thing in your anime.
Naruto: THAT'S BECAUSE SASUKE IS MY BFFL!
Ichigo: Yeah, Uryuu is somewhat my friend, but atleast he stays the side character.
Naruto: Crap, crap, cra, crap, craaapppppp.
Ichigo: Also
Naruto: THERE'S MORe?
Ichigo: Yeah. In my anime, people don't care about pairings. Really.
Naruto: WHat do you mean?
Ichigo: Well, people start a war for pairings like SasuSaku, NaruSaku, and NaruSasu. And they're start a world war just to prove that their pairing is better. In my anime, people don't give a crap. IchiRuki, IchiHime, IchiIshi... IchiRen.. (Lawl) Yeah, people like some of those, and then the people who don't like them say 'Oh ok, awsome.' The parings in my anime are always reasonable. C:
Naruto: Fudge.
(Bleach: 14 Naruto:0)
Ichigo: Oh yeah, also, everyone in my anime looks NORMAL.
Naruto: WHAT, IS THAT A FAT JOKE?
Ichigo: For the fat people, yeah. If people wanted to cosplay 'Naruto' in public, people would turn headsand go 'wtf? They are stupid looking.' Where, in my anime, people look normal. Clothes are normal, hair and faces are normal..
Naruto: Oh yeah, because people from 90210 wear black kimonos, and have skulls on thair heads and faces, and gray hair.
Ichigo: I'm talking about normal clothes we wear in my anime. Like the school uniforms. Like, wearing gray pants and skirts with a white shirt is normal. Your anime always has freaky clothing and never anything normal.
Naruto: Oh yeah, but the hair in your anime, one guy has grey hair. Another has blue..
Ichigo: Gray hair is fine really, and blue hair is cool. People could look at that and like it. Your anime, just, wtf? Sakura has pink hair.
Naruto: Pink is fine. YOUR A GINGER!! LAWL
Ichigo: I'm a strawberry, stfu.
Naruto: Got anything else, strawberry?
Ichigo: Yeah, my animes not raciest.
Naruto: WAIT, WHaaaTT?
Ichigo: Yeah, no one in your anime, that i have noticed, are black. My anime has two black people, and probablly more.
Naruto: BUT I BET MY CREATOR IS DEMOCRATIC.
Ichigo: ._.
(Bleach: 17 Naruto: 1)
Ichigo: One last thing.
Naruto: Good.
Ichigo: I'd win in a fight agesnt you.
Naruto: NO SIR!
Ichigo: No, really. You got tiny knife things
Naruto: THEY'RE SHURIKINS AND KUNAI'S
Ichigo: Gay
Naruto: :<
Ichigo: So, your anime has little gay toys to throw and my animes, everyones got big-a** Zangpakto's-
Naruto: What?
Ichigo: Sorry, idiot. Swords. And we sou reapers can out all our energy into our 'SWRODS' and can kill monsters with one slice in the head.
Naruto: WE HAVE JUTSUS AND
Ichigo: Let me finish, shrimpd*ck. While your anime has lame jutsu's, like duplicating yourselfs and sh*t, apparently, there's these spell things soul reapers have and can do alot more damage. (Bokuro or someting. I forget.)
Naruto: What
Ichigo: No. Our Zangpakuto's can reach levels, and can really kill, and really could kick your anime's a**. And my hollow is much more powerful.140
Naruto: Buuuuut
Ichigo: Ok, no. I'm getting really mad at how lame your anime is- I'm leaving. By retard. *walks away*
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One day, Naruto and Ichigo surprisingly bumped into eachother and got into a fight, this is what happened:
Naruto: Hey
Ichigo: ...Hi
Naruto: Your hair matches my jumpsuit :B
Ichigo: How in the hell can you see me? You can see spirits?
Naruto: Whoooaaaa- Your so tall!
Ichigo: Well, I AM older. (This is when Ichigo is 15, Naruto is 12.)
Naruto: Olry? Well, my anime is better.
Ichigo: Orly? I doubt it.
Naruto: Well, believe it!
Ichigo: .....
Naruto: I mean, just ask the Otaku and anime fans. My anime is number one, yours is number two!
Ichigo: That's probably because you might have been out longer than mine has.
Naruto: Yus, that is true. But if your anime was better, than you could have gotten in first place.
Ichigo: Your kinda annoying.
Naruto: Your just upset that my animes better.
Ichigo: Nope. I know mines better.
Naruto: O yeah?
Ichigo: Yeah.
Naruto: WELL, does your anime have a raven hairs guy who is all upset and obsessed with the fact that he's one of the last of his kind? (Sasuke)
Ichigo: Yeah.. Uryuu.. He;s the last Quincy. But atleast he has a life, and doesn't seek out revenge and takes over the main character of the series. ..Even though he does dislike soul reapers.
Naruto: YEAH WELL- Sasuke is EMO!
Ichigo: Emo's are lame. It's a stupid life style based on lies about self inflected pain. Uryuu sews, and people admire him and people enjoy his presence. And he's smart.
Naruto: Hm.. WELL, do you have a girl who is useless in the series and is inlove with the main character? And half of your animes fans hate her? (Sakura)
Ichigo: Yeah, Orihime Inoue. (I don't hate her..) She doesn't have much use in the beginning and apaprently she's inlove with me.
Naruto: HAH, BUT I BET SAKURA IS BETTER THAN ORIHIME THOUGH!
Ichigo: Oh how? Orihime relizes at an early stage that she isn't much of a fighter, while your Sakura takes about a year to relise she's useless. Orihme tries more, and better at trying to better her self. And she doesn't scream on the sidelines 'ICHIGO! GO ICHIGO!' And she has a bigger rack than Sakura. ( :3 )
Naruto: Hm.. Well.. Does your anime have a bad guy who kept his idenity away from people? Huuhhh? (Tobi/Madara)
Ichigo: Well, sorta. Aizen had two of him. And hten faked his death. And the whole time, he betrayed the soul society, and then joined the Arrancar.
Naruto: DID HE HAVE A MASK THAT LOOKED LIKE A LOLLIPOP??
Ichigo: Masks that look like lolipop's are lame.
Naruto: DOES YOUR ANIME HAVE TALKING ANIMALS?
Ichigo: Well, theres four talking plushies, and then a captain who is a big cat guy. And he's really cool. And there's these black butterflies in the Soul Society that gives messages. ANd Yoruichi is a talking cat, some times.
Naruto: O shet, that cool.
Naruto: OH WELL, DOES YOUR ANIME HAVE CHICKS WITH NOTICAL BOOBIES? (Tsunade)
Ichigo:... Rangiku mostly. My anime has a few women with large breasts.
Naruto: HAH, YOU ONLY NAMED ONE PERSON!
Ichigo: THeres Orihime also, and one of Orihimes friends, and then a few others but they don't ***** out like that.
Naruto: Does your anime have a hot chick who has purple on her? (Ino)
Ichigo: Yeah, that's Yoruichi. She's got purple hair.
Naruto: O snap.
Naruto: I BETCHA YOU DON'T HAVE A CHARACTER WHO IS DETERMINED OR OSMETHING WITH THE RULES AND LIKE, WITH DESTENY OR SOMETHING! (Neji?)
Ichigo: Well..
Naruto: OH COME ON
Ichigo: Byakuya cared about the rules and stuff. That's why he didn't do anything when Rukia was sentenced to death.
Naruto: Crap.
(Bleach: 7 Naruto: 0)
Naruto: Hm... Anyone perverted in your anime? (Pervy-Sage)
Ichigo: Yeah, two people.
Naruto: CRRAAAPPPP.
Ichigo: Kon and Keigo.
Naruto: Lawl, they both begin with K-CRAP, YOUR ANIME IS MEAN!
Ichigo: That makes sence.
Naruto: Well, I bet your anime doens't have some sort of evil organization or group! (Akatsuki)
Ichigo: Arrancar. They are bad.
Naruto: Shitttttttttttt.
(Bleach: 9 Naruto: 0)
Naruto: WELL, I BET YOUR ANIME DOESN'T HAVE A GUY THAT EVERYONE HATES AND WANTS HIM TO DIE! (Danzo)
Ichigo: Aizen.
Naruto: ._. Seriously?
Naruto: How about you think of somethings!
Ichigo: Come onn~ I don't want to. People are waiting for me.
Naruto: IVNJNFDVNJFWVGWBJGMBVKGEMD78
Ichigo: FINE, my anime has better opening songs.
Naruto: NOOO, MINE ARE MUCH BETTER!
Ichigo: Name one.
Naruto: I really like that 'Yura Yura' song..
Ichigo: Well, my first opening (Asterisk) is favored by alot of people on youtube. My second one is kickass also. Third opening has japanese scream-o.
Naruto:0_0
Ichigo: The fourth one is cool, it's catchy. The fifth one is probably one of the best. Sixth, well, it's cool. If you wacth it, it's cool. And blah, I got better ones.
Naruto: *goes and watches them*... You win there.
Ichigo: Hm.. Also, while you in your anime has help fighting with your Kyuubi, I used my Natural power, and had potential since my first fight.
Naruto: THAT'S A LIE! My Kyuubi is sealed in!
Ichigo: Not very well.
Naruto: Stfu! You fight, and your Hollow helps you fight!
Ichigo: I atleast try better at not using it. And actually defeated it before.
Naruto: You really suck.
Ichigo: Hm.. Also, I stay the main character.
Naruto: What does that mean?!
Ichigo: Hm, I don't know. In your anime, that Sasuke guy becomes the main thing in your anime.
Naruto: THAT'S BECAUSE SASUKE IS MY BFFL!
Ichigo: Yeah, Uryuu is somewhat my friend, but atleast he stays the side character.
Naruto: Crap, crap, cra, crap, craaapppppp.
Ichigo: Also
Naruto: THERE'S MORe?
Ichigo: Yeah. In my anime, people don't care about pairings. Really.
Naruto: WHat do you mean?
Ichigo: Well, people start a war for pairings like SasuSaku, NaruSaku, and NaruSasu. And they're start a world war just to prove that their pairing is better. In my anime, people don't give a crap. IchiRuki, IchiHime, IchiIshi... IchiRen.. (Lawl) Yeah, people like some of those, and then the people who don't like them say 'Oh ok, awsome.' The parings in my anime are always reasonable. C:
Naruto: Fudge.
(Bleach: 14 Naruto:0)
Ichigo: Oh yeah, also, everyone in my anime looks NORMAL.
Naruto: WHAT, IS THAT A FAT JOKE?
Ichigo: For the fat people, yeah. If people wanted to cosplay 'Naruto' in public, people would turn headsand go 'wtf? They are stupid looking.' Where, in my anime, people look normal. Clothes are normal, hair and faces are normal..
Naruto: Oh yeah, because people from 90210 wear black kimonos, and have skulls on thair heads and faces, and gray hair.
Ichigo: I'm talking about normal clothes we wear in my anime. Like the school uniforms. Like, wearing gray pants and skirts with a white shirt is normal. Your anime always has freaky clothing and never anything normal.
Naruto: Oh yeah, but the hair in your anime, one guy has grey hair. Another has blue..
Ichigo: Gray hair is fine really, and blue hair is cool. People could look at that and like it. Your anime, just, wtf? Sakura has pink hair.
Naruto: Pink is fine. YOUR A GINGER!! LAWL
Ichigo: I'm a strawberry, stfu.
Naruto: Got anything else, strawberry?
Ichigo: Yeah, my animes not raciest.
Naruto: WAIT, WHaaaTT?
Ichigo: Yeah, no one in your anime, that i have noticed, are black. My anime has two black people, and probablly more.
Naruto: BUT I BET MY CREATOR IS DEMOCRATIC.
Ichigo: ._.
(Bleach: 17 Naruto: 1)
Ichigo: One last thing.
Naruto: Good.
Ichigo: I'd win in a fight agesnt you.
Naruto: NO SIR!
Ichigo: No, really. You got tiny knife things
Naruto: THEY'RE SHURIKINS AND KUNAI'S
Ichigo: Gay
Naruto: :<
Ichigo: So, your anime has little gay toys to throw and my animes, everyones got big-a** Zangpakto's-
Naruto: What?
Ichigo: Sorry, idiot. Swords. And we sou reapers can out all our energy into our 'SWRODS' and can kill monsters with one slice in the head.
Naruto: WE HAVE JUTSUS AND
Ichigo: Let me finish, shrimpd*ck. While your anime has lame jutsu's, like duplicating yourselfs and sh*t, apparently, there's these spell things soul reapers have and can do alot more damage. (Bokuro or someting. I forget.)
Naruto: What
Ichigo: No. Our Zangpakuto's can reach levels, and can really kill, and really could kick your anime's a**. And my hollow is much more powerful.140
Naruto: Buuuuut
Ichigo: Ok, no. I'm getting really mad at how lame your anime is- I'm leaving. By retard. *walks away*
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