lel you have to read this stuff

[Punk Hazard]

So i Googled urban dictionary for Itachi and oh man the shit that came up. Here's a link if you need a good laugh or you just love Itachi and remember how feared and respected he was back before the big fight(he still is feared and respected and def. has the most amount of fans of any character in Naruto just to a lesser extent) then check this shit out. lel if only Itachi himself could read this stuff.

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edit:Make sure u read number 9! lmao

This is the type of dumb shit I've come to expect from this fapdom

 

[Corgi]

The only obvious troll definitions are the ones saying he solos.

Kakashi/Obito Kamui snipes, GG.

 

[Lawd Itachi]

well this is the funniest one

Spoiler

Itachi
The most divine character in the Naruto anime/manga. The most godliest being in the entire universe. Uchiha Itachi IS god himself.
Uchiha Itachi is the most divine being in the universe.

Uchiha Itachi owned four Jounins with ease; Hatake Kakashi, Maito Gai, Asuma, and the woman sensei of Shino/Kiba/Hinata. Therefore proving Itachi is god himself.
by Uchiha, Itachi May 29, 2005

written by itachi himself

Damn straight. Itachi solos

 

[Punk Hazard]

A super-delicious sexy man who rules the bedroom. A great father/sibling, he cares for all. His bangs make you hot and his eyes cause massive orgasms. He is the reason for living; the reason for dying.
Person: OMG IT'S ITACHI!!
Itachi: Hey...
Person: *Massive orgasm*

How can you sleep at night knowing you enjoyed this?

 

[Lawd Itachi]

This is the type of dumb shit I've come to expect from this fapdom

Its the truth. don't like it? not my problem

 

[Lawd Itachi]

How can you sleep at night knowing you enjoyed this?

i'll tell u in about 8 hours

 

[Mikeyofthesharingan]

"The most divine character in the Naruto anime/manga. The most godliest being in the entire universe. Uchiha Itachi IS god himself."

The world has spoken

ALL HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY... THE TRUE SOLO KING.... A GOD AMONGST SHINOBI.... LORD ITACHI UCHIHA.

Kaguya is itachis side *****

 

[EPICMenma]

Y'all should check Sasuke out.

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It is funny, especially
1. sasuke
A big vagina that can't attain power on his own so he takes short cuts.

a.k.a.

Uchiha "Little *****" Sasuke
Wow, that dropout is getting better than me. I better go suck Orochimaru's **** for super saiyan powers.

 

[Lawd Itachi]

Y'all should check Sasuke out.

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It is funny, especially
1. sasuke
A big vagina that can't attain power on his own so he takes short cuts.

a.k.a.

Uchiha "Little *****" Sasuke
Wow, that dropout is getting better than me. I better go suck Orochimaru's **** for super saiyan powers.

lmao i will def. check that out

 

[babaGAReeb]

Y'all should check Sasuke out.

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It is funny, especially
1. sasuke
A big vagina that can't attain power on his own so he takes short cuts.

a.k.a.

Uchiha "Little *****" Sasuke
Wow, that dropout is getting better than me. I better go suck Orochimaru's **** for super saiyan powers.

lol dat sasugay hate, its even the most popular(and correct) definition

 

[Punk Hazard]

Its the truth. don't like it? not my problem

How can he have the most fans at a lesser extent?

 

[LordNarutoSo6P]

Itachi isn't even cute lmfao.

But you can't deny his sexiness! Lmao :T_T:

 

[babaGAReeb]

sasuke
A whiny, emo, masochistic, uke manwhore who would rather get raped by his big brother than kill him, thus providing entertainment for people who enjoying reading fanfiction about how Sasuke gets raped by Itachi and self harms.
My name is Sasuke. Please... rape me!

 

[Corgi]

How can he have the most fans at a lesser extent?

Exactly what I was thinking. His sentence just cancels itself out lol.

 

[Lawd Itachi]

How can he have the most fans at a lesser extent?

His fandom has died a little. But its still the largest. Is it really that hard to grasp?

 

[babaGAReeb]

Sasuke
1) (Noun) A weak loser who tries to get ahead by being a ***** to more accomplished people.

2) (Verb) To get one's ass raped and handed back to him by his brother.

3) (Adjective) See: annoying, emo, clueless, and stupid.
1) Sasuke loves to suck Orochimaru's **** to learn all the 1337 Jutsus he would've never discovered on his own. (Unlike Sasuke's pro brother who mastered everything by himself)

2) Even while facing against a severely weakened and diseased Itachi who was going easy on Sasuke, Sasuke STILL couldn't beat him.

3) "My life's sole mission is to kill my evil brother. Nothing will pierce the frigid Siberia of my lonely and locked soul. I have grown to hate Itachi. BECAUSE HATE MAKES ME STRONG!"
Many years later...
"WTF, you mean Itachi was a good guy and he actually loved me? Man am I an idiot."

 

[Lawd Itachi]

Exactly what I was thinking. His sentence just cancels itself out lol.

....................................................look if u dont like the thread y not leave?

 

[Corgi]

His fandom has died a little. But its still the largest. Is it really that hard to grasp?

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lol from the official poll, too.

 

[Lawd Itachi]

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lol from the official poll, too.

the offical poll? lmao no1 votes on that thing. not even i did

 

[babaGAReeb]

heres the one for naruto lol

naruto
A Japanese Synonym for Hitler
Naruto took over many European countries