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Chapter 1 ~ Survived
Chapter 1 ~ Survived
Notes : Well, before we starts...I want to point out the important things about the story. For guys that doesn't about L4D (
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), it's actually a game...Where there are four playable characters, the survivors that fight ,the so-called "zombies" or better known as the infected, in order to survive. Well, this game is quite popular and I assume you guys should know abt it. So after all this story is about four survivors that wanted to survive, in doing so, they need to fight the uglynoobscaryidiotbrainless ZOMBIES! Let see if they manage to survive 
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The streets, the roads, even houses and buildings, everywhere in the city is filled with walking dead body or better known as the Infected. However, we can still find two survivors in an abandoned house.
???: Hey Caliburn! Are you done over there? Hurry up, we need to go now -__-
Caliburn: Chill man! Just a sec.....*in thoughts* Ghaaaa, where's the heck is that book..! I cant find it D: *still searching*
???: Hey, are you searching for that book, again!? That err..what book? Ah yes, Zoro Art Collection book!? You still not giving up searching on it? *sigh* Well I guessed that this house owner probably never read that books before...or perhaps, he not even know who's Zoro -__-
Caliburn: Impossible!!! Zoro is people's favorite! But maybe, you right this house owner never read books before, I hate this house owner
Never mind, forget about it...lets go SexyTendo. We are late right now, we better get going...You sure dont want to get nagged by those two lazy fools.*starts to carry a couple of plastic bags*SexyTendo: Yeah, anyway I think that this foods will be enough for the 4 of us. Don't you think so? There are a lot I guessed.
Caliburn: Of course it is! I can even tell by just carrying it, there are plenty of foods inside here. Gottasay, I really love this house owner! He eats alot and make us easier to search for foods in this town xd
SexyTendo: You just told me, you hate the owner -___- I wonder if the owner is still alive...
As they going to walk out from the apartment, they passed by a table where they found a plenty of letters on it. Apart from the letters, there is also a broken radio.
SexyTendo: Caliburn, see this! *pointing at those letters*
Caliburn: Letters? What's the big deal about it? Come on lets get moving...man
SexyTendo: You don't get it, huh? It's a letter! With this, we can know what is the Owner of this house's name! *he reads* Em..peror. Emperor!? What a cool name this owner have xd
Caliburn: Emperor? Nahh...I never heard that name before in my life >.> Anyway, what's the big deal knowing the owner's name
And why r you so interested knowing about him? Hopes, he still survive out there...*sigh* Okay, lets get going! SexyTendo: Yeah, what's the big deal anyway...eh eh wait! It's a radio! *pointing at the old rusty radio*
Caliburn: *sigh* Why? You never seen a radio before in your life -__-
SexyTendo: Shut up, man! Who knows, if we are able to hear a possible rescue!? I bet there are still survivors out there searching another survivors like us!
Caliburn: Man, we had already tried this many times, searching for possible rescue through the radio, what we get is nothing! It's useless, SexyTendo...Beside don't you see that radio? Its old and rusty, it might not works :|
SexyTendo: I know that, but at least give a try man...*He takes the radio and switch it on*
Radio: *croaks*croaks* ...Baby Baby Baby, Ohhhhh, Baby Baby...*croaks*croaks*
Caliburn: ......What on Earth!? That...that...Lusspeen Bieber is still out there!? Whats going on in this world D:
SexyTendo: Whats wrong with that song? Who sang it anyway?
Caliburn: Do you actually watch news or something? You almost doesn't know what's going in this world -__-
SexyTendo: Dont blame me for it, before the virus broke out I had been in coma...
Caliburn: I dont blame you, I just wonder why you like someone that just born yesterday xdxd Hey, Im just kidding...lets not waste anymore time
*walking out*Radio: *croaks*croaks* This is a rescue message *croaks* To the survivor out there, we would like to congrats you for surviving. *croaks* If you had enough with your crappy life over there *croaks* Come and join us! We will be happy to see another human beings...*croaks* What are you waiting for? Come to the City of Zoreyobznanaz!
SexyTendo: What city!? Hey, what he say!? I cant hear it clearly..!
Caliburn: Hear what? I didnt hear anything...
SexyTendo: Man!!! We just hear a rescue from the news! And you dont hear a thing....!!!?
Caliburn: Sorry dude, I didn't hear anything. I had been shutting my ear...for the past few minutes.
SexyTendo: What? Then why the heck you did that for?
Caliburn: You can see, I don't trust any radio...They always kept playing that Bieber's song on and on and Im allergic to it U_U *Shows his passport and its say "Allergic to Bieber"* See?
SexyTendo: Arghhh! Then, we're wasted!! ...T.T... But, never mind...! Caliburn, we are going to that place!
Caliburn: What place?
SexyTendo: The city of OreoBananaz!
After having some talk, they decide to leave that abandoned apartment. Walking and passing by through the city was totally crazy where there are "zombies" everywhere! So they like to take through the sewers, it is much safer and shorter going to their secret "hideout". And both of them finally arrived!
Caliburn: Guys, we are back! Sorry, we late...Searching for foods was really hard. Right, Tendo?
SexyTendo: Ahah..haha..yeah, Damn! Almost every house we go, doesn't have any food...All expired
???: Is a lie isn't? It's so obvious..Hmph!
SexyTendo: Hey FallenUchiha! For goodness sake can you please stop acting around like one cool idiot guy...!
FallenUchiha: Ahh, don't change the topic man...Is a lie right? *winks*
SexyTendo: Arghh!! Stop it, you really making me sick!
???: My my, stop arguing...Just about a lie, you guys wanted to argue about it. I don't care where you get those foods...As long, you brought them...Im already happy, Now! Gimme that food, Im starving like hell...! Is you guys fault for late!
Caliburn: Hey Faust, can you at least appreciate us for helping you guys finding foods everywhere in the city...*Throws a packet of snack* It's a hard work okay...
Faust: Yea yea...okay shut up, Im starving okay. *Take out a bar of chocolate and eat it* Yum-Yum!
Caliburn: Not even a thanks, huh? -_________-"
FallenUchiha: What about me? Did you brought me the instant pizza?
Caliburn: What!? Instant Pizza? Ahh, yes here it is *throw a packet of instant pizza*
FallenUchiha: I had nothing to say but a thank you
*eats*SexyTendo: Can't be helped...He can't stop being an idiotic cool jerk just for one moment...Anyway, I got something to tell you guys! Today, both of us was lucky enough to hear a rescue from the radio. Right? Caliburn?
Caliburn: Talk to my hand xd
SexyTendo: You're useless...But guys, serious! Its a rescue message, We heard it...I mean I heard it from the radio...They say, we can go to the City of OreoBananaz! The safer place..! What you guys thing?
Faust: *cough*cough* What city!? The city...sounds like...a-awe...AWESOME!! I LOVE FOOD!
FallenUchiha: Tsk, I was expecting an exclusive news from you..but what we get was a crap story
SexyTendo: Im warning you Fally!
Faust: Tendo, it sounds great! I cant lives any longer over here man...I had enough with all this crap! Living beside the garbage, playing in the sewer and eat food that almost expired...And have a shower in that that stink river. If this goes on, I going to die, man!
SexyTendo: Same here...Trust me, we will go to that place! Caliburn? FallenUchiha? How, want to come with us?
Caliburn: I will come with ya' if that place has a mini-Zoro land...I really missed him, man!
SexyTendo: ......*sigh* Okay okay, over there has many thing, not only they have Zoro-land but they even have Barney-land -.-"
Caliburn: You sure!? Wohoo! Okay, Im on it!
FallenUchiha: Ahh, do they have Mr-Bean land too? I will come if they have that one
SexyTendo: Huh? Err..errr maybe? *in thoughts* Want to act like some cool-freak but still watching a lame childish show, idiot
FallenUchiha: Woots!! Yay, please let me come!! ....O.OO.O Did I lose my cool? O////O
SexyTendo: Haha! Okay, everything's settled! Everyone's coming right? Okay, lets go to the City of OreoBanana!!
To be Continued
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Notes : Well, I hopes you guy like it. I know it is kindda lame with all the lame joke. lol. And also, this fanfiction is not meant to offend anyone or worst insulting them. It is meant for humor and some fun. Sorry, If I actually offended anyone. So, once again, comment guys! I will be happy too if you just comment by saying one of these "Cool, Boring, Lame, Not bad, Keep it up
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